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Bernard was on holiday abroad and decided to visit the local bazaar.
'Want to buy a genuine skull of Moses?'asked a stall holder.
'Not really,'replied Bernard.'It's much too expensive.'
'What about this skull,'said the stall-owner,producing another skull.This is much cheaper,because it's smaller the skull of Moses as a child.'

If a broad bean is a double-decker bus and a runner bean is a single-decker bus-then what is a pea? A relief.

How do you tell the sex of a hormone?Take its genes off.