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Originally Posted by Less
I intend to treat the day with the contempt it deserves, my thanks go out to all that have taken the time to remind me of reaching three score.
If the bible actually turns out to be factual, only ten more to go, but I plan to make them a very intense ten, third childhood here I come.
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To work out the true age of a man, you subtract the shoes size from the number of birthdays you've had, and divide by five.
You shouldn't really be wearing long trousers yet.
Better go.
Someone's come to change my nappy.
