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Re: Joke Of The Day
Teacher: 'I'll give this shiny apple to anyone who can tell me who was the greatest man in the world.'
Little David Cohen put his hand up and said:'It was Jesus,miss.'
Teacher:'Well done David-you're perfectly right.But I always thought you were Jewish?'
David:'So I am,miss.And you know and I know it was really Moses who was the greatest man in the world-but business is business.'
Why do birds fly south in winter?Because it's too far to walk.
Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit.
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