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05-08-2006, 09:49
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Confucius say:
Confucius say...
"******** not best thing on earth... but next to best thing on earth". Any ideas as to what Confucius is referring to??   (My answer will be posted by Sun morn as I am away for a few days)
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10-08-2006, 18:46
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Re: Confucius say:
Confucius say:
Lady pilot who flies upside down, have honourable crack up. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Man with two hole in pocket does not feel too (two) cocky all day. |
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10-08-2006, 19:47
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Re: Confucius say:
knickers!!!
 My turn. Confucius Says; ***** not part of furniture, until screwed on bed. Perhaps this thread would be better place in the 18’s section as there are some good ones. |
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10-08-2006, 20:30
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Re: Confucius say:
Confucius says,
Crowded lift always smell different to a midget. Man locked in brothel get jerked around. Man who walk through airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
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11-08-2006, 22:56
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Re: Confucius say:
I suppose I had better put the answer to the original posting on - -
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Re: Confucius say:
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Man who walk through airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok[/quote] Omg dont talk about turn stiles.......... I went to coral island in blackpool with kids. So me ginger and kids went to get on the ghost ride. Well you have to put a token in first............so all 3 men pushed me to beginning.........****e a brick, I placed my coin in the slot, tryed to turn the turn stile......nothing happened, so I had to step over the ******..........leaving the three lads pee'ig themselves laughing at me  |
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12-08-2006, 00:32
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Re: Confucius say:
I think we've all lost the plot here. whahahaha
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12-08-2006, 00:35
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12-08-2006, 00:40
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