loot

[chav1]

i put an advert in loot and this is an email from a person who wants to buy my item for sale

my reply - sounds good and when the transaction has finished i will chop off my penis and stick it up my arse while singing dancing queen by abba




>From: phillip cox <[email protected]>
>To: chav one <[email protected]>
>Subject: payment details
>Date: Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:38:51 -0700 (PDT)
>
>Hi,
> Thanks very much for the mail reply,it look great
>and I 'm interested in purchasing it.Concerning the
>shipment i have a shipping company that will handle
>the shipment,so you don't need to bother yourself
>about the shipment.
>
>However,This is how the payment will be made to you.A
>client of mine in United Kingdom his owing me some
>funds of (£2,300** I will instruct him to issue a
>cheque drawn from UK Bank in your name and once it
>clear in your account you will deduct the cost of the
>** floor polisher**{£60)and the remaining balance will
>be
>send back to my Shipping company via western union
>money transfer for immediate shipping arrangment.
>
>The reason i want my client to issue you the cheque is
>because i am financialy down at this moment and i am
>so much interested in buying the{ floor
>polisher**because i have already informed my family
>about it and they are expecting it.If this is okay
>with you do get back to me immediately with your
>information as listed below for me to instruct my
>client to issue the Cheque in your name,Hope to hear
>from you soonest.
>NAME :
>ADDRESS:
>CITY:
>STATE:
>POST CODE:
>COUNTRY:
>TEL NUMBER:
>I will compensate you with £50 for the running arround
>and transportation and also to consider the item sold
>to me.
>N.B, THE CHEQUE WILL CLEAR IN YOUR BANK BEFORE THE
>ITEM WILL BE RELEASE TO MY SHIPPING COMPANY..
>
>_________________________________________________ _
>Do You Yahoo!?
>Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around
>http://mail.yahoo

MY REPLY - sounds good and when the transaction has finished i will chop off my penis and stick it up my arse while singing dancing queen by abba

[Tealeaf]

Trust him, Chav..........

[Ber999T]

Sounds like a good deal chav £2,300 for a £60 cleaner and then you can still sell it on lol

[entwisi]

I'd get him to send the draft, bank it (knowing full well its going to bounce in a week or so), transfer the money into a high rate interest account and wait, when it bounces, pay it back from the interest account and you keep the interest. Don't send any money or goods onwards of course( I know YOU wouldn't but want to cover any ID TEN T's that aren't that awake). see how long it takes for matey to contact you.

Forgot to say, if he asks why its taking so long, tell him your bank charges £50 for a quick clearence and if he wants to send tht money to you (being a bit broke at this minute) via Western Union you will get it cleared same day!

Ian

[Ber999T]

Only 1 little prob there Enti will chav not have to pay the bank charges and which bank pays out on a cheque without it clearing??????????

[entwisi]

IIRC there shouldn't be a charge if the draft bounces as it is is not technically a cheque hence it 'clearing' straight away.

[Ber999T]

Right with you now with the difference between cheque and draft thanks

[Basher]

Oh aye I've had a few of them sort of replies from adverts placed in LOOT. The first few intrigued me but now I just laugh hysterically as I press the delete button.

If you go ahead with it do let us know how you go on

[entwisi]

I feel like advertising a ficticious item now just to try it out!

[chav1]

Originally Posted by entwisi

I feel like advertising a ficticious item now just to try it out!

so your gonna advertise neils penis then eh ?