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17-02-2007, 21:33
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intelligence test
Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you all qualify.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator Wrong Answer Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
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18-02-2007, 00:58
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Re: intelligence test
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answer to Q2 you cant fit a elephant into a fridge answer to Q3 the crocs as they are eating everything that passes them on the way to the conference answer to Q4 as the crocs are still there,go and find a way accross without the crocs getting you did i pass lol |
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18-02-2007, 08:49
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Re: intelligence test
lol yes jacky
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18-02-2007, 13:09
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Re: intelligence test
That has just shorted out the last brain cell I had.
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18-02-2007, 14:55
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Re: intelligence test
Very smart,did'nt get one right .......but i have been drinking
 In a sober enviroment i would have got them all,no problem
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 PS I got 4/4 (It does help though when you did it a couple of years ago ) |
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18-02-2007, 21:07
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ok ian i think you now owe me some good karma for promoting your works
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19-02-2007, 15:51
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Great Quiz very entertaining - Thanks
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Of course you can get an elephant into the fridge. Of course, he'll have to leave his trunk outside! (No point is saying tusk, tusk to my bad jokes!)
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