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Old 11-03-2009, 03:36   #1
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That Time Again

Why is it that women never have monthly problems when they are trapping the male of the species but as soon as they have captured the target all hell lets loose on a regular basis???
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:43   #2
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Also, why is it your fault when she goes to the bathroom cabinet and discovers she has no tampons left?

I didn't use the last one HONEST!

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Old 11-03-2009, 03:49   #3
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..why do I get the impression that you lot aint had much luck when romancing the chicks?..
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:57   #4
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..why do I get the impression that you lot aint had much luck when romancing the chicks?..
Do you mean Romancing The Stone?
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Old 11-03-2009, 04:13   #5
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Do you mean Romancing The Stone?
I prefer Romancing the stoned, they save all their regrets for the following morning and usually leave before you have to make them breakfast!

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Old 11-03-2009, 06:59   #6
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:12   #7
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Whats that sneaky all about flashy
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:14   #8
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Why is it that women never have monthly problems when they are trapping the male of the species but as soon as they have captured the target all hell lets loose on a regular basis???
Your better off with the older model Beni, they don't yell, they don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:16   #9
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:33   #10
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not a problem benipete, if ya learn the art of "Deafness""
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:35   #11
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not a problem benipete, if ya learn the art of "Deafness""

Pardon?
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Old 11-03-2009, 16:26   #12
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Better known in the trade as throwing a deafun
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Old 11-03-2009, 17:45   #13
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I think they make it up as an excuse to get extra chocolates and flowers.. I mean its not as if us men could every really check is it ?

Its like the old question which hurts more childbirth or a kick in the you know wheres...Obviously its the kick, but women do like to make a song and dance about things dont they

:-) No darling PLEASE put down the frying pan...
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Old 11-03-2009, 17:48   #14
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I think they make it up as an excuse to get extra chocolates and flowers.. I mean its not as if us men could every really check is it ?



:-) No darling PLEASE put down the frying pan...
You give your wife extra chocolate and flowers????

I must remember to play on it next time
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Old 13-03-2009, 13:15   #15
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Mine just turns his deaf aid off, and goes dumb all of a sudden
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