Flasher Spotted in Oswaldtwistle
 

Stop Press...........Flasher spotted today on Union Road Oswaldtwistle...... .....The suspect appeared to be walking up and down Union Road road flashing at shop windows........ She has recently been named as our very own Gayle Knight ...........The local Police said when they catch her, they will take down her particulars and see what develops....... ;) :D

Re: Flasher Spotted in Oswaldtwistle
 

Have you been stalking me again, Neil? Remember what the court order says.

Re: Flasher Spotted in Oswaldtwistle
 

It says next time I make you a weak black coffee with no sugar I must not put laxatives in it :D

I thought I only stalked you in your dreams ;). I saw you and a photographer walking into the flower shop shop opposite John Street as I was driving to work so don't get too excited.

Re: Flasher Spotted in Oswaldtwistle
 

Yes, nightmares they are too! :D

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See your doing it again. You know your therapist told you too stop making things up and tell the truth.

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You can't handle the truth!

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Bloomin heck Neil I wish you wouldn't do that to me!! I read the title of this thread and thought slinky had been at it again!! :eek:

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I don't think anyone would notice if Slinky ran down Union Road naked :D. Or did you mean passing wind :) ??

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I heard the phantom female flasher was seen gesticulating with a free butty and custard tart in her hands!:p

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As long as that's all she was gesticulating with then I think we're ok :eek: