Little Puppies For Sale
 

Hello Everybody,

As most of you are aware, my little dog Growler has been spending alot of time with Letties posh dog Tellulah of recent, and although Tellulah initially played hard to get it now appears that they've done the business and their are at least 4 little puppies on the way. I'm pretty confident they'll be strapping young lads and their names will be as follows:

CRUNCHER
GNASHER
TERMINATOR
THING

If anyone would like one of these cuddly young pups, then please let either Lettie or myself know.
Cheers
T

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Tallulah denies all knowledge of a tryst with Growler, in fact her exact words were "over my dead body":bootyshak

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Well Growler tells me that he was over her body & it definatly was'nt dead at the time....

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Right, no more treats for Tallulah, and she's being speyed first thing in the morning.

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Spoilsport.

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Looking at the state of Growler at the moment - I don't think he would be up to much anyway! If Tallulah would like some pedigree pups - I think my Harvey would oblige!

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Harvey is a large imaginary rabbit not a dog, therefore I don't think he would be compatible with Tallulah.
:idunno:

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oh eck it didnt take growler long , u need to tame urself before any little female doggie will go near u , so think on

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Growler is smooth, suave & sophisticated.....can he help it if little doggies are sniffing all around him?

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Growler needs to learn some manners. Tallulah says she doesn't like having her butt sniffed, she'd rather he would just shake a paw.

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Growler does'nt need any lessons in manners.....Tallulah needs to learn how to behave herself in civilised company.

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Civilised company?? That leaves Growler out then...

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Eh? Growler is every girl's delight - and your Tallulah knows it!

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Wondered why she's smiling.

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hey yeh that grin on tallulah's face does it mean she escaped to go and find growler, has he is so suave................mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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o lettie you must try to keep her in, with her having puppies, bet tea sells for an extortionate price too////

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Don't worry about it Mez, the cash is mine!!!! :coffeecup

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Eh? I thought you'd settled for 10%...

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As admin I'm gonna have to ask for a cut of any profits made on selling accyweb puppies. 10% will do as I'm not greedy and it will help to build Hedgehog up into a Growler beating machine of death!!

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Now everyones in on it.....i'm not going to make a penny!

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ha ha ha, cant have your own way all the time tea///

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Anyone else want a cut?? Will have to think of another way of paying for my next New Zealand trip now.:cool8:

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oh eck why is it the male always wants the biggest cut, lettie fight him all the way, does this mean talluah is giving in to growler.........................crikey shes letting the side down

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o no nette lettie turned away for 1 min, you know wot growlers like he was in there like a flash poor girl didna stand a chance ( mind you shes had a big smile on her face since)/////

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u kow wotwe ladies say DONT TURN UR BACK FOR A SEC, especially when GROWLERS around keep vigilant at all times .

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Honestly, I have to have eyes in the back of my head with this dog. Fortunately, it takes a few weeks for puppies, so me and Tallulah might have skipped the country by then, taking the cash with us.

Your cut will be in the post Roy...

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want any help lettie, i can hide you in the boot of my car, they wont see us ///

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yeh we can smuggle u somewhere where growler wont get the scent

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I know I'm gonna regret this - but what are you talking about? Everyone can see what a strapping dog Harvey is (he is slightly sensitive about his "large" ears - and would appreciate an apology)

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we are talking about growler trying to do the business with talluah, talluah is not having any of it, but growler has other ideas , so we are going to try and hide poor talluah until grower has had enough are has found a bit of rough.

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can i have a pup plz and as a futre owner of a pup i am entiataled to one for half price

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:lol: If you want a pup, you'd be much wiser to negociate a price with me rather than Tealeaf. I'm very fair when it comes to money, and easily pleased as long as I get my own way...

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ok thnks
AND TEALEAF I AM WAITING FOR YOU IN THE ARENA

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come on tealeaf get in the arena, soon plz

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nette dont engourage him please///

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See other postings....there is no way Growler is going one-to-one with a dog called "Back Door Beater"....he has his reputation to consider. If back door beater wants a fight, then he should do it with other gay dogs.

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Why? Is Growler homophobic? I thought he would fight anything...

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Eh? Well why don't you stick Tallulah in with Mac's Dog? She should beat him easily...Growler ain't homophobic - it's just that he's never heard of political correctness.

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Now then, you know my Tallulah won't fight, she's a spoilt little princess.... My real dog, on the other hand is great with people, but will fight any dog who winds her up. That's what you get with Bull Terrier crosses. Which is why, I don't fight Tallulah, I just want a quiet life.:couchplus

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It's not a question of what you want, it's a question of what you get......