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When someone has sugar and farts do they finish up with cotton candy in their shorts lol

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Even in Jocko land as you call it there is tea if yo so wish. :p

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No just choccy moose. ;)

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Everyone should have sugar before they fart then their farts can smell as sweet as mine !!! :D

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No mines definitely coffee .... white .... preferably no brown sugar :eek: :D

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Ladies dont fart Tinks they just hold it in

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The last lady that did that died of spontaneous combustion :eek:

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Is any one going to enlighten me on the infamous badge;) ;)

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Ok noted in case I forget. (brain failing)

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NOOO!!! :D :D :D

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No we fear the wrath of Tinks too much. :o

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excuse me I spontaneously combusted lol

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Whisper and I wont tell Tinks. I know she is easilly embarresed .....NOT... LOL

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Sorry I like my jewels were they are thanks.

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:s_fear: Bloody hell acertun you must'a held that one in a while!!!

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Too many tins of beans. :eek:

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Sweet aint it lol

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beans beans musical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot lol

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LOL!! Now that I like!!! :D

When you've got the pumps
watch out for the lumps ;) :D

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So you admit to contributing to global warming then?

Beans beans god for the heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so beans beans for every meal.

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........... :rofl38:

Oh I better start thinging of some better trump rhymes you 2 are beating me hands down here!!

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I give at work for global warming Spuggie I like to contribute to all good causes lol

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But you are beating us at passing gas buns down

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The joys of getting old farty and bald
we can make a rhyme that will last for all time

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Your not getting older Spuggie you are gettin gassier

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Well I'm sorry but ...

my bum is sore,
I can't trump no more :D

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Where ever you are where ever you be
always let the wind go free lol

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how about one for the road Tinks tee hee

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Thats what happens when you eat too many grapes. ;)

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True and Scottish Power want me to run a power station of mi gassy problems. :p

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Only one ????lol

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oooo nearly :s_oooo: ....... :s_fmad: YES HAVE IT!!! Hmm that smells slightly ;)

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Just for starters as an experiment. :)

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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You've just done one too have you Flashy? :D

Rather hums in here don't it ;)

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lol wasnt me i've only just got back from halifax :Dit must of been the spugster

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They let you back over the border? What is this country coming too!! :p

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lol we came over the tops past the giant fans :D

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Not seen those in years!!!!! How are they? lol! :D

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they send there regards,i go past them nearly every week, i remember going to them with you once

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Just once?

LOL! I remember the first time we ever went there, Rob said "So were to next?" I could see these tiny little wind turbines on the horizon and just said "to them" ...... He got us there .... eventually :D

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ummmm whats so fascinating about wind turbines ???? lmao

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We are just keeping on a wind theme cherokee

......... feel free to contribute with a rip-roaring FART!! Thankgod we don't have smell-o-vision yet :D

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ummmm think ill give that one a miss ta tinks im all wind free at the mo got dragged up to top of pendle hill today so i left mine up there lol... but hey carry on ;) :D

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LOL! Sounds like everyone's been out and about today :eek:

Me, I didn't get out of be til dinner time :D Then I had a clear out my wardrobe so that I can whinge at mthead that I've nowt to wear ;)

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thought you,d have been one of the first making the most of all that sunshine lol!!!

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seems like the weather is nice today too

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Maybe so down that neck of the woods but it aint up here. Back to the usual "Jocko" weather up here ie cold damp and miserable bit like my ...... .. ... :p :D

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Its raining and cold here today.

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Who needs the weather?? Get the beers in Spuggie mate:D :D :D

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OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW MT what a damn fine idea........cider please:D :cheers:

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eebo yer drinking a bit early aint ya? lol

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hic hic well we thought wed do early dorsh flashy....care to joins s us hun...:D :D

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go on then you've twisted mi arm........bacardi n d coke pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeee

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:Banane10: :Banane10: :Banane10: :Banane10: :Banane10: :Banane10: :Banane10:

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ok i see panther has had enough to drink tonight

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B'jesus ...... looks like I'm gonna be carrying you lot home ..... :eek:

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not yet yee

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Just one more for the road is it? ;)

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well you aint putting me in a taxi this time put it that way ;)

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ey if we carry on talking i might get to my 1000 mark tonight :D

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You don't get post counts for posting in these threads that are for fun :( Only the serious threads in general chat and stuff

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*wanders off to post in some important threads* :D

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Come on :D Just 10 more to go ;)

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lol i'm lookin through um but they are all boring, i'm just chatting bubbles on um ;)

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Have you posted a welcome to all the recent newbies ;)

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most of um

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You've Done It !!!! :D :D :D

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yeah a know :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D congratulations to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ;)

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i can go to bed now

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ummm its quiet in here lol................

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Yes tis but not for long. :D

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yep !!!!spoke to soon lol!!!

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good morning :D

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You must be feeling better as there was nothing good about this morning!!!
:p ;) :D

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its nice n bright down here spugster, a lovely day

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I'll join in the fun, dunno enough to know what the fish thing is all about though.!!!!!

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Well there is more in here to baffle as well as the fish thing.

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baffled already lol.

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yer not the only one jedi.......what fish thing?

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sounds fishy to me lol

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are you tired jedi?

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why?................

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whats with the fishy thing??????????????/

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that's what we were wondering

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ummmm:confused: :confused:

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ask spugster cos we aint got a clue

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*shouts* SPUGSTER!

HERE SPUGGY SPUGGY SPUGGGY

:D

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lol he must have gone to work already

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DAMN!

you just can't get the pets anymore

lol.

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pmsfl, well i think its about time i got dressed :D

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Very funny I am still her well sort of. As for the fishy thing Garinda had pink bits falling out so I said I would use em to tie flies for fishing. :p

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is it me or does that still not make sense????

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http://eis.bris.ac.uk/~cckhrb/kb_fish.html

http://shop.mudhole.com/Shop-Our-Cat...FQzXgAodX3XHhQ

See if this helps a bit. :p

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i think that answers that! lol.

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Fly fishing is a fine art an aint as easy as it looks it takes patience and dedication especially if you tie your own flies.

Flyfishing is for trout nice sweet tasting brown trout.

Flyfishing is not what you find behind a zip/buttons on a pair of jeans. (though some might do)

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spugster give up whilst ya can love :D

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Not gonna happen. :D

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oh please, for my sanity make it happen :(