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Knock On My Door - Shakira

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Knock Knock Knocking On Heavens Door - Guns And Roses

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Don't Knock At My Door - Britney Spears

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Sorry but I could not resist. All the knockers got me confused.

"99 Rubber Boobs" Parody by Stuart McArthur

You and I in the silicone shop
What can you buy with the money you got?
Save up hard, discip-lun
one by one, both WILL get done
back of shop, a tray tips up
out roll boobs of every cup�(size)
You and I can't believe our eyes
as 99 rubber boobs roll by

99 rubber boobs
rolling through the sliding door
Panic bells, it's red alert
"ATTENTION SURGEONS: STOP YOUR WORK!"
The receptionist, with mouth agape
rushes from behind the drapes
Business will go all pear-shaped
if 99 rubber boobs escape

99 rubber boobs
find the perfect exit route
worry, worry, super-scurry
comes the boss now � in a hurry
"This is what we can't afford!
Down that hill rolls next month's orders!"
Garbage men choke on their pies
as 99 rubber boobs bounce by

T'wards the school the boobs advance
Grade Six gym class wets their pants
Round the bend they enter traffic
looking very pornographic
Through the convent they then roll
mammaries out of control
All the nuns looked quite aghast
as 99 rubber boobs bounce past

(softly)
In the tyre-yard, down the road
In each tyre, a rubber globe
they've stopped bouncing, such a pity
but they all look bruised and gritty
If I COULD grab souvenirs
two I'd pinch for you, my dear
but providence should soon prevail
prepare for next weeks "fake boob discount sale"

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nICE ONE NEIL WE HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doors Of Your Heart - Beat

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Light My Fire.....The Doors

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ITS LINK THE SONG TITLE NOT LINK THE BAND!!

I'll carry it on.............. Young at heart - Bluebells

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You're only jealous because you didn't think of it!

Every Beat Of My Heart........Rod Stewart

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heartbeat ....buddy holly

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Pretty Woman - Buddy Holly

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Pretty Good Year - Tori Amos

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Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols

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Pretty Paper - Roy Orbison

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From my very first post on page one...........


I am going to post a song title and all you have to do is link one of the words in that song.....so for example.....

song for lovers - richard ashcroft

you could put.....

your song - elton john

Lets stick to the song title and not the artist folks!

I might change this thread in the next couple of days as there are a lot of repeats.Watch this space!
;)