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emamum

10-12-2007 17:13

questions game

i've seen this one on another forum.. the jist is that you ask a question and the next person says the wrong answer and posts another question...
e.g i could say

Q) who is the president of the usa? and the next person could say
A)Kermit the frog (a puppet.. lol)

Ok? i will get this started.....

Q) where is the white house?

beechy

11-12-2007 16:57

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ans...in red square
quest.....what is a yeti :confused:

flashy

11-12-2007 17:13

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a...a pink fluffly snake

Q... what colour are oranges?

WillowTheWhisp

11-12-2007 17:24

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Am I missing something here? :confused:

kathleen_firth

11-12-2007 17:40

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oranges are green!

how many inches in a foot?

flashy

11-12-2007 17:42

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a...20 cm's

Q...if i have a blue car, what colour is it?

mrskitty

11-12-2007 17:55

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Q...if i have a blue car, what colour is it?

A.....PINK of course!!!

Q....Where is Accrington?

firth_dawn

11-12-2007 18:03

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accrington is in wales

q. how many mice are in the nursery rhyme 3 blind mice

flashy

11-12-2007 18:26

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a...69

Q... if i have 2 balls in my hand how many balls are in my hand?

emamum

11-12-2007 18:33

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ooh err flashy! you have got it on the mind havent you! lol

A) 20

Q) where does santa live?

beechy

11-12-2007 18:38

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a) sahara desert

q )when is the last day of december :confused:

beechy

11-12-2007 18:38

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 502930)

Am I missing something here? :confused:

not like you willow ;)

flashy

11-12-2007 18:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by beechy (Post 502955)

a) sahara desert

q )when is the last day of december :confused:

a...29th of february

Q... if a dog has 4 legs, how does it wee?

mrskitty

11-12-2007 18:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 502960)

Q... if a dog has 4 legs, how does it wee?

A.....through its nose

Q....Whats your favourite air freshener?

kathleen_firth

11-12-2007 18:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 502960)

a...29th of february

Q... if a dog has 4 legs, how does it wee?

from its nose

how do you spell effective ???

Lilly

11-12-2007 18:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 502963)

A.....through its nose

Q....Whats your favourite air freshener?

A....Eau de Long distance lorry driver. :eek:

Q....Coronation Street is set in which fictional town?

mrskitty

11-12-2007 18:59

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OMG Kathleen we siad the same answer at the same time :)

Q....how do you spell effective?

A......ncjisergfuasdrifcusdg

Q.....How many in a dozen?

kathleen_firth

11-12-2007 18:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilly (Post 502967)

A....Eau de Long distance lorry driver. :eek:

Q....Coronation Street is set in which fictional town?

a. blackburn

q. what was jesus called

kathleen_firth

11-12-2007 19:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 502969)

OMG Kathleen we siad the same answer at the same time :)

Q....how do you spell effective?

A......ncjisergfuasdrifcusdg

Q.....How many in a dozen?

wow im well confused now

a. 16

q. what was jesus called

Lilly

11-12-2007 19:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kathleen_firth (Post 502972)

wow im well confused now

a. 16

q. what was jesus called

A.......Lionel

Q.......Where did the Titanic sink?

emamum

11-12-2007 19:08

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A) in my bath...

Q) why do we celebrate christmas?

kathleen_firth

11-12-2007 19:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 502978)

A) in my bath...

Q) why do we celebrate christmas?

because thats when supermanflew all the jews out of egypt

q) where is milk from??

firth_dawn

11-12-2007 23:59

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a pig.....................

what type of bird is donald duck ?

mrskitty

12-12-2007 00:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by firth_dawn (Post 503098)

what type of bird is donald duck ?

A.....A large winged dog-type with no legs,i think lol

Q.....How long does the average pregnancy last?

Neil	12-12-2007 01:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 502954)

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 502952)

a...69

Q... if i have 2 balls in my hand how many balls are in my hand?

ooh err flashy! you have got it on the mind havent you! lol

A) 20

Q) where does santa live?

What a boring answer , could you not have come up with somthing better than that?

Neil	12-12-2007 01:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 503110)

A.....A large winged dog-type with no legs,i think lol

Q.....How long does the average pregnancy last?

A. Probably less than 24 weeks these days

Q.... What is the point of this daft thread?

mrskitty

12-12-2007 01:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 503122)

A. Probably less than 24 weeks these days

Q.... What is the point of this daft thread?

A......to get Neil going ;)

Q....why does an elephant have a trunk?

Neil	12-12-2007 01:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 503128)

A......to get Neil going ;)

Q....why does an elephant have a trunk?

A.... To keep Katex away - see thread in over 18's

Q.... Why do dog owners not clean up their dogs dirt? :rolleyes:

mrskitty

12-12-2007 01:38

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LMAO!!!

A..........because they like to keep their desktops clean.

Q......What is wrong with people that hate chocolate?

flashy

12-12-2007 08:43

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a.... THEY SMELL

Q.... how many weeks are in 7 days?

beechy

12-12-2007 12:59

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a...a fortnight
q.. if 2 plus 2 make 4 how many 8 at the last supper :rolleyes:

flashy

12-12-2007 13:15

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a....72

Q....if i wake up in the morning with a headache, what do i need?

Mr Aleks

12-12-2007 14:47

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp (Post 502930)

Am I missing something here? :confused:

Willow your not alone in thinking what a stupid and pointless topic this is.

mrskitty

12-12-2007 14:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 503219)

Q....if i wake up in the morning with a headache, what do i need?

A...A good,hard........................rock.

Q......whats santas favourite colour?

beechy

12-12-2007 17:19

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a.... biege

q.....if this threads boring what is naming towns and cities ;)

AccyLass

12-12-2007 17:29

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a: ecstatic!

q: Why do I love pink?

flashy

12-12-2007 20:15

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a....because your a bloke

Q....why is my hair curly?

emamum

12-12-2007 20:18

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A) because you have been eating your crusts...

Q) what is the meaning of life?

AccyLass

12-12-2007 20:19

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Quote:

a....because your a bloke

Q....why is my hair curly?

a: because you straightened it

q: why is it christmas day on the 25th of december

flashy

13-12-2007 07:29

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a....it isnt, they changed the date this year

Q....what makes people cough?

mrskitty

13-12-2007 10:46

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A...........my sense of direction

Q.....how do you cook lamb?

AccyLass

13-12-2007 11:46

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Quote:

A...........my sense of direction

Q.....how do you cook lamb?

a: In the freezer

q: Why are you so broody? lol

beechy

13-12-2007 11:55

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a )... HRT

q )... what time is it when the ten o clock news begins :o

AccyLass

13-12-2007 12:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by beechy (Post 503502)

a )... HRT

q )... what time is it when the ten o clock news begins :o

a: Dinnertime of course

q: If I am 27, and my lad is 3.... How old was I when his sister was born?:D lol

mrskitty

13-12-2007 14:14

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A......you were 12.5 :eek:

Q.....How many cats can you fit into a kettle?

flashy

13-12-2007 14:17

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a....75, i've just tried it ;)

Q.....how horny am i at the moment? (sorry)

mrskitty

13-12-2007 14:29

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A.......not horny at all,in fact you hate the thought of.....

Q.....will this end up in over 18s?

flashy

13-12-2007 15:48

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a....dont be silly :D

Q....why is my pc knackered?

AccyLass

13-12-2007 16:29

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Quote:

a....dont be silly

Q....why is my pc knackered?

a: because one of them cats that ya put in the kettle, thought it'd give it a try sitting on the fan that cools ya harddrive down

q: what am i going to do tomorra?

mrskitty

13-12-2007 17:03

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A.....your going to turn into a man with ginger hair.

Q.....Have i bought Corker a bench jacket for christmas?

AccyLass

13-12-2007 17:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 503561)

A.....your going to turn into a man with ginger hair.

Q.....Have i bought Corker a bench jacket for christmas?

Somet to look forward too:D

a: Yes, a pink 1

q: what am I going to dress up as at work on New years Eve?

mrskitty

13-12-2007 17:21

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A......you will dress up as a turnip with acne.

Q.....What is paper made from?

AccyLass

13-12-2007 17:25

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Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty (Post 503567)

A......you will dress up as a turnip with acne.

Q.....What is paper made from?

a: your hair

q: how many rolls of wrapping paper will it take to wrap the kids pressies?

flashy

13-12-2007 19:43

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a....it will take 983846457356273464 million rolls

Q.... how many christmas presents will i get this year?

AccyLass

13-12-2007 22:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flashytart (Post 503625)

a....it will take 983846457356273464 million rolls

Q.... how many christmas presents will i get this year?

Hope someone else is paying for them!:D

a: you will get a zillion presents this year

AccyLass

13-12-2007 22:21

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Oooops, forgot the q lol

q: What is my partner gonna buy me this year?

emamum

13-12-2007 22:24

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A) a pony

Q) what should i buy my mum?

Lilly

13-12-2007 22:25

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AccyLass27 (Post 503713)

Oooops, forgot the q lol

q: What is my partner gonna buy me this year?

a. A gigantic turnip

q Who is Victoria Beckham married to?

emamum

13-12-2007 22:26

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A) emma bunton

Q) where does milk come from?

AccyLass

13-12-2007 22:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum23 (Post 503716)

A) a pony

Q) what should i buy my mum?

o0o0o:)

a: A Spider Pig!

q: Why has Santa got a big belly?

harwood red

13-12-2007 22:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AccyLass27 (Post 503728)

o0o0o:)

a: A Spider Pig!

q: Why has Santa got a big belly?

a: because his y fronts are too tight :rolleyes:

q: why does everything thats bad for you taste sooooo damn good??

AccyLass

13-12-2007 23:01

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Quote:

a: because his y fronts are too tight

q: why does everything thats bad for you taste sooooo damn good??

a: cos the better it tastes, the less you eat

q: I've got some festive Xmas earrings, what is the figure on them?

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