Accywebbers story so far
 

Chapter 1


Everyone on accyweb.....wouldnt join in.untill cash was,offered to keep....the blind old...people away from the accyweb bar...........because bonnyboy will..no longer be...up to his ....usual tricks because the crafty old wannabe pop star can't sing anyway or can he? but i digress although we love To take the (we're off to the over 18's here. lol) bus to town........lol we can always hitch a ride on a platypus called Mr Gobbledigook because he had blue Jamaican syphilis which was itchy especially on his birthday when he went to meet his aunty phyllis who had been Away in Australia. in the outbacks.........On his return.......She found that he had shrunk!!...And no longer had a big...fat beer belly but he still kept eating all the kangaroo steaks and playing with his big toe and his didgeridoo..........which was contaminated with hepatitis z which is extremley itchy and highly irritating to the bowels, so the toilet roll never got chance to................................................ ..


To be continued.........:D:D:D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

What the hell are you sucking on Girl..........

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

would ya like that to be added to the next chapter Doug?? :D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

thats slightly disturbing...... what does this say about the accy webbers? lol

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

I don't know, I didn't write it lol.

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Just be greatful her bloody sister isn't writing it. She'd have us running round like a demented Puck....

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

It's the accywebbers that have wrote it.....nowt to do wi me :p

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

slinks i reckon yer high as a kite.:D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

It's good tho cash.......ya want some?? :D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

yeh twos up.........:D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Chapter 2 :D

be used, so...
last sunday afternoon the andrex dog...crapped everywhere and made an awful smelly, gooey, mess......which looked like me mams cooking which was as disgusting as dog biscuits mixed with toe nail clippings talking of which derek needs to try some soon before his teeth are extracted with rusty pliers and No, but he has just realised that pain can.............be quite enjoyable :rolleyes: whilst you are sitting on a the face of. a giraffe called shorty you could always try and pick shorty's nose or poke his eyeball out with a corkscrew and buggar the RSPCA cos they are but then nikkival
and harwood red set fire to that thing next to whalley nabs that is called Dark Dank Hole........ in the middle of bleak wood.........next door to the old tarts daddys house, which is stinky and and dingle drawn by the man from Hyndburn Council with red cheeks the pubic hair flowing on whiffs as he farted while eating a huge jam donut which then dripped with yummy chocolate all over his nuts and raisins

To be continued...........................:D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Chapter 3 Please ;)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

cant wait,,,,,ooh his poor nuts and raisins,,,,

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Chapter 3 ............ :D


The dirty sod put it in....a very tight corner of the big red bus along with the dirty used condoms, and those pretty cool comic books that were covering fish and chips from the chinky, the same chinky which is not as clean as a whistle BUT, will do for any drunken chav who wants a cat spring roll plus side order of deep fried turds in batter, washed down with bird poo curry and a glass of nice warm vimto and chocolates. The chav threw his fag end into the path of another div who really wasn't an accyweb member just a dingle. who are all just a bit half witted to think that they could ever have cheese and onion butties on a rollercoaster ride that hurtled along in such tremendous speed that they almost,puked on the relative, on the roof upside down dangling his naughty bits....:D in ice cold urine from the loo's outside accy, cos dingle pee isn't as good as skunks crap (so i believe ) that sunshine will.......shine upon our stupid smelly dingles:D and turn them into human beings, although being human they will be devoid of brain cells forever and look no more like a chav:D and be better off learning to play with their toys instead of that rusty old, shopping trolley they pinched from aldi full of shopping without paying for one single item. in east european countries they have been caught for...................... To be continued :D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Eeee what imaginations we have:D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

It takes me ages to put it all together, but its worth it when you read it all together!! :D lol.

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

yeh but slinks hate too be critical, but yer being too nice to Dingles.:D;)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Well, if I was the one writting it, I wouldn't be slagging dingles off would I?? ;) I would be slagging the other mighty ****e off :)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

she cant slag dingles off, her mothers a dingle ;)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

My mother WOULD kill me. Although she is quite poorly at the moment :( so I would have to stand there and allow her to hit me :)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

:eek: whats wrong with her?

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

She has Bronchitis :( poor ******, its really knocked the stuffing out of her.

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

awww give her mi love

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

sorry to hear bout yer mam slinks, wish her well from me.

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Thanks Flash and cash!! I will :)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

What an imagination Slinky has,,,,,, who could compete with that....

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

I tried to give Slinky karma but it said i had to spread it around,!!!!!!!!!!,,,,..its ages since i gave her karma last!!!!!!!!!1

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

I have only copied and pasted everything from the
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ory-36801.html

thread :D but it just sounds really funny when you put it all together like a story :D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Chapter 4 .....................:D

in east european countries they have been caught for all the usual perverted sexual activity which is also what most politicians hide in private rooms around parliament, playing with their three legged pomeranians with ickle tails and big testicles on their heads, whilst eating olives and snot flavoured premium strong lager which makes thier genitles all curly, limp, and useless just like that!! then along came cashy and took the p**s out of his bladder then wiped his teeth on the scraggy end of the ham shank, which is kept in his drawer with the dirty underwear that he hasnt changed for his whole life, and even though they were stuck to his wall with PVA glue.
Then all at once they all had sobered up long enough to dance a conga in the nude., whilst belly dancing on Blackburn Road until,one of dumpy`s rusty nuts came rolling down Whinney hill road crashing into a heather selling gypsy, disguised as a, burnley club mascot whilst all along bertie bee was donkey in disguise as peter britcliffe, the stupid pillock, with a belly full of beer and three condoms.........................................To be continued ;)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Chapter 5...............................

and three condoms of the flavoured kind favoured by, gay councillors and prostitutes worldwide. The dirty old pervert even asked pipinfort the `hetrosexual` male if he could see flashytarts underwear! but then remembered he'd get punched not only with, so he gave a big wink and toddled off into the sunset wishing and thinking....he was with someone other than...Blazey of all people who he absolutely hates with all his big snot and sweat and big rosy red round knob of butter, on his fruit teacake 'very delicious' said the big lump, on his bottom, then vomited in a bowler hat later that day....in the end he drank it, only to bring It up again on flashys ladygarden, which had, recently been trimmed by derekgas who used a flymo and....a blow torch and beer shampoo, which tasted very much like the tripe and onions........that Gordon Ramsay had thrown up all over Accrington, the dirty git.
To watch a person be sick on britcliffe`s shoes created great pleasure, and everyone cackled and wet the.......floor where they had been sitting......and when they looked over at.......pipinfort they thought....handsome fella indeed............and thats with only 7 pints of vodka inside their puny little skeletal like frames made them seem like something from another bad trip to flashytarts hairdresser..........who was a.........bloody good girl for what she has achieved in the world of cutting her hair, with a sythe and some clippers used on sheep.........;)
But the sheep ..... are better baaabers for the blind if wearing wellies.
However, Jack said thats me new nikname and cashy took the p!ss then everybody went to bed and .............kicked him in the worst place.....Burnley! But why... will they never be as good as those B******'S .. Super Blackburn Rovers :o !! but they wont be able too.............. fly to greenland with seven dwarves..........beacuse they are watching porn with........accyweb members and the late family roadshow hosted by a butlins redcoat....... Who is actually ....Andy Peters in.........a pink frock With a huge pink tu tu and slinkys bra.:D which is very very pink indeed.

However, next Friday............is the first day of worship........and the anniversary.............of gnashers day which we have false teeth and hearing aids sold by the dozen in all different design and style the same as
old farmer joe ....and his green hat of straw with the pink nobs on it and they jingle, with their balls flying in the air so high they exploded in to a million petals, before smelling of rancid farts........ due to them one at a....time getting worse...than an alcoholics breathe 1st thing in the morning.

....................To Be continued :D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this just gets better ;)

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

Chapter 6..................................

in the morning.

An alcoholic farter:sick:.... stinks of alcohol and various other...... really bad smelling various bodily functions........ that other people readily inflict upon themselves all the in the morning and all day, stinking grunts are never gonna sleep on a fat....... dripping out of nasel hair on the end of any bodys little wee pecker...because thats where it usually tends too...... end up before it goes grey and purpley pink. Ah ,but then panther and flashy went up to the accyweb moderators and said "I...........am bloody mad as I wanted to straddle your Brother's, Girlfriend's Sister but we arent that desperate, because, we arent lesbians But we are................ men lovers MUHAHAHAHAHAHA thick as pig poo and sloppy as Dougs brain but still we.... cart on very happily as if nowt happened....but......... the men on the other planet....are all gay and happy because they have sex with animals and other species like....flashy,slinks,n tinks.:dflam: who also sheep,cows and.........tropical people that can juggle balls of the testicle in their wide............gobs and also big round gaping........ holes in mouths of small goblin like people with bells on their sausages and rings all black and well endowed and built like you with very big ears.
They are smelly and green with purple little blotches on the scaly skin, which bubbled like a yellow banana called Bananaman who flew past panthers window Shouting "you Silly..... ....Cow" because she was naked in the kitchen with only her long.......armed lover from.....Accrington Web who who was ugly but rich and.... hung like a.......donkey...:p.....next day....she couldn't walk...;)


To be continued...................:D

Re: Accywebbers story so far
 

chapter 7.............................

but her eyes said that she had, had a large impilment stuck right up her toenail all night, she had to get tested for the midnight dank.......which is really a pain in....her fat ass from which a really nasty odour always seems to..............emit, when she lifts her legs up around beechys pullover next to his sock drawer:p and puts in the biggest thing her mouth will every chew on. Why does it....always taste salty, she said, while licking her lips at the amount of cream he shot in her eye, from his man meat, which really was so MASSIVE then he put it away.... under the stairs and never got to use it....ever again because it broke off and the dog wouldn't even touch the manky thing which showed just how small it had become because it shrank whilst in the washer never mind eat your greens and it may well grow HUUUUUUUUGE again and then there are always gadgets that can aid in the shrinking...penile erections so the men went, not to worry, to a clinic to see if....the crabs are still moving and breeding like a Dingle on heat which is not big or clever just exceedingly itchy and reall annoying at the footymatch when the dingles passed crabs on to Blackburn Rovers fans..and then shamefully passed em the big one onto the scumbags from old trafford where the Ducks have sex with big smelly Donkeys that have had flag edge fairys. but these are very strange little creatures with pubic pony tails and balls like a.......Tranny Dingle dodger nit infestered nuts wrapped in a dirty old hanky of Claret &west ham blue,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this could easily be mistaken for a Burnley Shirt...................a complete rag.:D worse than Horse hair on toast...washed down with........dingle vomit and Bob Lords Promise broken as ever just like the.... conservatives and bloody MEN!!! but they are good at making love.....but when it comes to....foreplay they are...not bloody interested:Djust football football and more football,cos men in drag hate women that look better dressed as blokes, not that cashy,


To be continued...................:D