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If my underskirt was showing the saying was " It's snowing down south "
Little pigs ev big ears, i'll skelp thi lug oils fer thi if tha carries on.
When asking what was for tea it was always air butties and cloud pie.

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oh yes i got told that too...:D

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Iremember my gran would often say 'your up & down like cheese at fourp'nce'.And the one that gets passed down thru generations...'do as i say,not as i do'.

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now i was always told "don't stand there like cheese at fourpence"

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This isn't nice but my stepdad used to call me and my 3 brothers 'sh1tfer'.....when we asked why he told us that it was 'sh1tfer brains'!!!i forgot all about this until i caught Jack doing something naughty and said 'what ya doin sh1tfer'?I couldn't believe i said it!

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another one was "throw thee sod where thee love lies"

meaning begger off

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where are you Gallivanting off too,was another often said.

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Where you born in a field, meaning shut the door.

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My dad was full of em - pne of his favourites when waking me up for school on a Friday was 'Friday, Friday - keep your nose tidy'. Still don't really know what that one meant bless im

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Oh, I got that one " Do has I say not as I do "
Another was, Wert tha born in a barn?

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Do has I say not as I do " that was one of me mams anne lol

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My grandma used to say 'Keep your hand on your ha'penny.' I thought she meant look after your money!

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some of my favourites where cry you,ll p....s less, if we wouldn,t stop the crocodile tears......don,t sit on cold doorsteps you,ll get piles........you,ll be smiling from thee other side of thee face in a minute...... just warming me assets <standing in front of the fire>......i wish i knew then what i know now......i can reminice all morning but that won,t get me motivated to do me chores, catch you all later or more friendly barter....aromalady