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park381 22-06-2005 21:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fireman
I would be upset too. I was upset losing 50. You won't lose it again bank at every oportunity mate.
Will have to do that, but I'm on Accy Web not playing the TV programme "The Weakest Link"
Good job I donated some to keep a pet in kennels or the loss would have been greater.
Remember the old saying " All's well that ends well".................watch this space :D

harwood red 22-06-2005 22:34
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click on the store button at the top, click on forum store, go to bottom of page to theif and click on recent purchases and it tells you who's nicked them!!

park381 23-06-2005 06:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by harwood red
click on the store button at the top, click on forum store, go to bottom of page to theif and click on recent purchases and it tells you who's nicked them!!
Thanks for that info, yes as you say the thief is identified there. I thought he was a respected member.

WillowTheWhisp 23-06-2005 06:56
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How did he manage 800 ?:confused:

park381 23-06-2005 08:22
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Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
How did he manage 800 ?:confused:
Cause he must be a super thief, that cloak must hide a lot, and the smoke screen :eek: will have to keep a close eye on him in future. One thing is for sure he won't get chance again ;)

Less 23-06-2005 12:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by park381
Cause he must be a super thief, that cloak must hide a lot, and the smoke screen :eek: will have to keep a close eye on him in future. One thing is for sure he won't get chance again ;)
Yes it was I, I have no feelings of guilt in fact I feel quite proud of the fact that I have brought to every-ones attention the importance of banking your ackers on a regular basis even if you don't use them.
The temptation is going to make even a saint weaken (and I'm no saint!),
However Park if the next time you are on line you check behind the sofa in the Calm Room you may find a brown paper parcel with your name on it.

I will be watching for your return as I can't just leave it in case some-one else is tempted that has even less scruples than myself!

staggeringman 09-08-2005 02:01
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if people are willing to lead us into temptation then deliver us from all evil amen!thank you for the ackers that come so freely,
thank you for the words that you dont sing me,
thank you for the music , and i wish it was dawn.
CHEERS BIG EARS, THATS HOW IT GOES BIG NOSE.
LOADS AND LOADS OF AKERS!

staggeringman 09-08-2005 02:06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Less
Yes it was I, I have no feelings of guilt in fact I feel quite proud of the fact that I have brought to every-ones attention the importance of banking your ackers on a regular basis even if you don't use them.
The temptation is going to make even a saint weaken (and I'm no saint!),
However Park if the next time you are on line you check behind the sofa in the Calm Room you may find a brown paper parcel with your name on it.

I will be watching for your return as I can't just leave it in case some-one else is tempted that has even less scruples than myself!
AND WHAT WOULD ONE MEAN BY THAT COMMENT LESS???????????????

BumFace 09-08-2005 11:58
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As an experiment I just tried to "thief" 1 ackers from Tealeaf but it wouldn't let me and stole an equivalent amount from me instead! (good job I only tried to nick 1!)

Sorry about using you as a guinea-pig Tealeaf but if ya can't thief from a Tealeaf who can ya thief from? ;)

So - that begs the question - HOW DO YOU THIEF ACKERS?

harwood red 09-08-2005 12:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BumFace
As an experiment I just tried to "thief" 1 ackers from Tealeaf but it wouldn't let me and stole an equivalent amount from me instead! (good job I only tried to nick 1!)

Sorry about using you as a guinea-pig Tealeaf but if ya can't thief from a Tealeaf who can ya thief from? ;)

So - that begs the question - HOW DO YOU THIEF ACKERS?
have you read this thread from the beginning it will give you more of an idea. Although there is no set pattern. If you check out the thief section in the forum store you can see there's no way of working it out!!! Thats the risk. Bear in mind though that you also lose karma whether you are successful or not

BumFace 09-08-2005 15:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by harwood red
have you read this thread from the beginning it will give you more of an idea. Although there is no set pattern. If you check out the thief section in the forum store you can see there's no way of working it out!!! Thats the risk. Bear in mind though that you also lose karma whether you are successful or not
Whoops, typical newbie diving straight in without reading the full thread, I should be ashamed of myself. But I dive straight in, thats my personality, if I fully reviewed the thread and actually thought about wot I was going to say next I would be doing you all a dis-service. :)

staggeringman 09-08-2005 15:28
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dont forget bumface you also lose karma when you are successfull or fail!

garinda 09-08-2005 15:32
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No, thievin' doesn't pay.

It seems to be a total lottery, and the loss of karma, win or lose, is a pain.

Unless of course you are super criminals like Less, Tinkerbelle, Jpest and old Fagin himself Staggering Swagman.

staggeringman 09-08-2005 15:36
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excuse me gary my apprentices and myself have worked hard on getting this system to cough up its dosh !if anyone wants to come under my wing just add karma and i will show you how.....he.hee,and being robin hood in the panto i have to get my practise somewhere!:D

garinda 09-08-2005 15:39
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Originally Posted by staggeringman
if anyone wants to come under my wing :D
Yuk, no thanks, not again.:eek:

Thanks for your nomination for me to be Miss Accrington Stanley though.:rolleyes:

staggeringman 09-08-2005 15:45
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Originally Posted by garinda
Yuk, no thanks, not again.:eek:

Thanks for your nomination for me to be Miss Accrington Stanley though.:rolleyes:
didnt know you went on there gary:D

garinda 09-08-2005 15:50
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Originally Posted by staggeringman
didnt know you went on there gary:D
Where your wing or the Stanley section?

Of course I do, I'm 'new fan of the month'- and voted the one most likely to succeed, unless they said suck seed and I misheard.:confused:

garinda 09-08-2005 15:57
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At 4.08 today Staggers tried to nick ackers off Bumface and FAILED!!!!

It's no wonder I'm a five times a day banker now.;)

staggeringman 09-08-2005 16:00
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have a look again my little pink cherub pig.he.hee. told you didnt i.

garinda 09-08-2005 16:06
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Laffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Fagin hit the big time!

Please Sir, can I have some more said little Oliver Rindy to Staggering Fagin?

Wynonie, get bankin.;)

staggeringman 09-08-2005 16:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
Laffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Fagin hit the big time!

Please Sir, can I have some more said little Oliver Rindy to Staggering Fagin?

, get bankin;.
theres lovely ackers everywhere , hanging out here hanging out there,now my little apprentices do your buisness and get our share!

harwood red 09-08-2005 16:13
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errrr staggers have you behind the scenes also been donating ackers by any chance?????

staggeringman 09-08-2005 16:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by harwood red
errrr staggers have you behind the scenes also been donating ackers by any chance?????
what you mean? me fagan staggers give anything away:eek:

garinda 09-08-2005 16:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by staggeringman
theres lovely ackers everywhere , hanging out here hanging out there,now my little apprentices do your buisness and get our share!
Can I have that new cossy for the Miss Stanley competition now then?:Banane32:

scooby12 09-08-2005 20:29
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is there not maybe a way of tracing the toe rag who has nicked your ackers.then we can post their names on the site so all can be seen.i might add it was not me either

Bagpuss 09-08-2005 20:41
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Cheers Staggers the 1500 ackers you stole from Removal Man just made my day, you could have karma but it won't let me but I will remember so 5 will be coming your way in time.

garinda 09-08-2005 22:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scooby12
is there not maybe a way of tracing the toe rag who has nicked your ackers.then we can post their names on the site so all can be seen.i might add it was not me either
Hi Scooby,
in answer to your question yes there is, as Harwood Red told someone a little earlier in this thread I think.

Click on Store at the top of the page, then again on forum store.
Go to the borrom left hand side of the page to Thieving and click on thr highlighted recent purchases.
It makes fascinating reading.
All the naughty peoples succeses and failures.[Inc. me.:(]

harwood red 09-08-2005 22:13
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Grrrrrr why is it people don't read the whole thread before posting???? Scooby consider this a smacked hand this time my friend!!!!! ;)

Ps ta to Garinda for the karma re: baillifs thread it was very welcome as I am nearing the 100 mark now and ta to the mystery person who donated 100 ackers that is also welcome in the mission to save up to change my username colour to.........................well red of course!!!! :D

jpest1 10-08-2005 00:20
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Why RED When you are Blonde

Doug 10-08-2005 00:47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jpest1
Why RED When you are Blonde
Ooops..................:D

Doug 10-08-2005 00:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by harwood red
Ps ta to Garinda for the karma re: baillifs thread it was very welcome as I am nearing the 100 mark now and ta to the mystery person who donated 100 ackers that is also welcome in the mission to save up to change my username colour to.........................well red of course!!!! :D
How much do you need Ms Red?

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 00:52
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Originally Posted by Doug
How much do you need Ms Red?

:surprise: OOHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is such favouritism what about my starving pooch :idunno:

garinda 10-08-2005 00:52
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Originally Posted by Doug
How much do you need Ms Red?

OI, TALK TO HER PIMP NOT DIRECT TO MY HO'S !!!

Doug 10-08-2005 00:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
OI, TALK TO HER PIMP NOT DIRECT TO MY HO'S !!!
She'll beat the feathers out of your hat for that..................:D :D :D

Doug 10-08-2005 00:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
:surprise: OOHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is such favouritism what about my starving pooch :idunno:

It's not going to starve with an a*** the size of that. You should get the thing out for some excises….:p :rolleyes:

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 01:03
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Originally Posted by Doug
It's not going to starve with an a*** the size of that. You should get the thing out for some excises….:p :rolleyes:

She's not getting much exercise these days :( You offering to exercise my pooch Dougy?? :eek:

garinda 10-08-2005 01:05
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Doug you have no ackers at all!

How do you do that, not even point of an acker???

Have you left a deposit at the acker bank?

Doug 10-08-2005 01:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
She's not getting much exercise these days :( You offering to exercise my pooch Dougy?? :eek:
It's Doug, is she smiling now...........:D

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 01:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug
It's Doug, is she smiling now...........:D


:dancedog:She's happy :dancedog: ............... ish .......... just needs a little ruff every now and again! :D

Doug 10-08-2005 01:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by garinda
Doug you have no ackers at all!

How do you do that, not even point of an acker???

Have you left a deposit at the acker bank?
:eek: Never mind my deposits, you keep your hands and your mind off my ackers boy......:(

Doug 10-08-2005 01:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
:dancedog:She's happy :dancedog:
aawwwwwww..me too

staggeringman 10-08-2005 01:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bagpuss
Cheers Staggers the 1500 ackers you stole from Removal Man just made my day, you could have karma but it won't let me but I will remember so 5 will be coming your way in time.
here is me eating the chardonnay lamb madras, Kindly paid for by the remoal bloke , and i have a fellow member whos heart is matched with mine.same thinking and down to earth what more could anyone ask for?What a bloody good site this is !
BAGPUSS I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU ON BEING ONE IN THE KNOW ! someday we will meet and then everyone will know?

staggeringman 10-08-2005 01:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug
:eek: Never mind my deposits, you keep your hands and your mind off my ackers boy......:(
douglas please dont threaten my love bug rindy ? we have enougth ackers to send you to the nackers yard, and if you wake up with a horses head on your pillow take care cause your balls will be on the washing line .................ehhhhh tinks!;)

Doug 10-08-2005 01:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by staggeringman
douglas please dont threaten my love bug rindy ? we have enougth ackers to send you to the nackers yard, and if you wake up with a horses head on your pillow take care cause your balls will be on the washing line .................ehhhhh tinks!;)
:eek: You leave my Pony out of it.....................It's up to you who you let in to your cellar, ;) but he's not having his hands on my ackers......................:p . and tinks wouldn't do that to me. :p

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 01:35
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Tinks <<<<<< dangles Doug with his ........ :D Just give me the nod Stag ;)

staggeringman 10-08-2005 01:36
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Hall Of Fame Doug ............hall Of Fame.....your Nag Has Had It!

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 01:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug
and tinks wouldn't do that to me. :p

:w00t: SHE WOULDN'T ???

staggeringman 10-08-2005 01:39
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That Donkey Of Yous Couldnt Do A Round On Blackpool Pleasure Beach . Never Mind A Furlong.

Doug 10-08-2005 01:45
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Quote:
Originally Posted by staggeringman
That Donkey Of Yous Couldnt Do A Round On Blackpool Pleasure Beach . Never Mind A Furlong.
He Looks like a Donkey, But he’s Built like Stallion

staggeringman 10-08-2005 01:48
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not even a maiden yet that thing!

Doug 10-08-2005 01:48
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
:w00t: SHE WOULDN'T ???
Traitorous little fairy………you let me play with your pooch and now you don’t want me anymore.

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 01:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug
He Looks like a Donkey, But he’s Built like Stallion


No built like a mule but as small as a Shetland ......... not exactly the biggest boy on the block is he :s_aim1:

staggeringman 10-08-2005 01:50
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is this where the donkey comes out and lobs out his.............big ears...........lol

Doug 10-08-2005 01:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
No built like a mule but as small as a Shetland ......... not exactly the biggest boy on the block is he :s_aim1:
I wish I was as small as a Shetland.....................Leave him alone :banlama:

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 01:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug
Traitorous little fairy………you let me play with your pooch and now you don’t want me anymore.


She'd already had the best :D ..... now she's gotta settle for the rest ;)

Doug 10-08-2005 01:53
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Ahaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww Thank you ;)

staggeringman 10-08-2005 01:55
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shouldnt be doin this in here! 3 blokes in the desert not eaten for 7 days, camel walks past and they all say kill it! the 1st bloke says i am a hearts fan , iam eating its heart the 2nd says i am a liverpool fan , i am eating its liver . the 3rd says i am a arsenal fan and i am not hungary!

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 01:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug
Ahaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww Thank you ;)
lmao!! Don't go getting big .... mmm .....eared Muffin The Mulel!! You were one of the rest :D

Doug 10-08-2005 02:01
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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle
lmao!! Don't go getting big .... mmm eared Muffin The Mulel!! You were the one of the rest :D
Just look at his little face……….how could you hurt his little feelings.......Well just you make sure Tinky winky doesn't get stuffed by my little muffin.....:D :D

staggeringman 10-08-2005 02:02
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did you know doug that muffin the mule is a sexual offence?

Doug 10-08-2005 02:05
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lol..................and on that note I'm off to bed...............good night

Tinkerbelle 10-08-2005 02:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug
lol..................and on that note I'm off to bed...............good night


Tinks and Stag <<<< watch as Muffin the 'mad' Mule makes his way back to his stable with his tail between his legs covering what he ain't he got :D ............... ACKERS !!!!!!!!!!!

Doug 10-08-2005 02:14
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Oh I so want to swear.........................;) You want to see whats in my acker sack :p

slinky 27-08-2005 10:58
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Right I would like to know what happened to my ackers over night.
Last night before i logged off accyweb I had 109 ackers to hand. Now when I get up and come on accyweb I only have 55 ackers.
I have noticed this before, and last night left them unbanked on purpose to see if it happened again.
I have checked that they were not stolen by anyone by going on stores and having a look at the recent thefts, NOPE it wasn't them, as there haven't been any recently.

So come on!!!!!!! whats happened to my ackers??..................no wonder I cant get enough to change my name color

harwood red 27-08-2005 11:01
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slinks, some threads that were started in general chat and that you contributed to have been moved to anything goes, so if you haven't banked em the difference of ackers you earn is taken back off you. congrats for getting to 1000 posts by the way :)

slinky 27-08-2005 11:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by harwood red
slinks, some threads that were started in general chat and that you contributed to have been moved to anything goes, so if you haven't banked em the difference of ackers you earn is taken back off you. congrats for getting to 1000 posts by the way :)
Thanks RED..........omg how unfair is that...............I tell you what, I am gonna bank after everything i post from now on. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:mad: .

Never mind, I will get there one day!!!

harwood red 27-08-2005 11:04
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breathe girl breathe... and relax :)

slinky 27-08-2005 11:08
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I'm breathing, I'm breathing, I'm breathing.....................................grrr rrrrrrr

Tinkerbelle 28-08-2005 17:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slinky
I have checked that they were not stolen by anyone by going on stores and having a look at the recent thefts, NOPE it wasn't them, as there haven't been any recently.

lmao!! You thought it was ME right ;) ??

I like to take the direct approach and take your ackers while I'm speaking to you in the chatroom ............ or even better whilst I'm speaking to you on the phone :D

Quote:
Originally Posted by slinky
I am gonna bank after everything i post from now on


YEAH right!!!! :rolleyz8:

grannyclaret 28-08-2005 18:27
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well i have to admit i have had the thieving bug a couple of times .but there were no items left ,,,so tinks ,garinda and someone else were reprieved ,,,, got to admit when you see a nice big juicey amount of ackers ,they are fair game,,
NOW IAM OFF TO THE BANK,,,,gulp

fireman 29-08-2005 11:20
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Oh Tinkerbelle I did not think you did things like steal, I thought you were pure and gentile I'm sure that stealing ackers is just a front you are putting on. Did you have a good upbringing, did Daddy buy you lollies, AND LET YOU EAT THEM! is this a cryfor help please say yes and don,t shatter my picture of you............

Tinkerbelle 29-08-2005 13:07
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:eek: OMG noooooo I don't steal Fireman! I just look after the ackers when they fall out the persons pocket ;)


No Daddy doesn't let me have lollies! When I hear the ice-cream vans chimes and ask him for a lolly he says "sorry love that chime means they've run out of everything" it always runs out on my street though :confused:

cashman 29-08-2005 22:49
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theres only one self confessed thief on here, far be it from me to cast the first stone,but i always cast the biggest eh red lollll

harwood red 29-08-2005 22:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman
theres only one self confessed thief on here, far be it from me to cast the first stone,but i always cast the biggest eh red lollll
Hey now that is really not fair. I've hardly stole any ackers and usually from nasty rival footy supporters who've come on here and given us some stick! I know what you are talking about though and I'll hold my hand up, but I was only little :o

grannyclaret 29-08-2005 23:15
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yere she was only little,,,

harwood red 29-08-2005 23:19
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see granny claret the voice of reason, so there cashman :p Thank you granny :)

Tinkerbelle 29-08-2005 23:49
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My concience got the better of me I have given the ackers back that I FOUND lieing around the forum :)

harwood red 29-08-2005 23:59
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what just so you can have the adrenelin kick to nick em again??? ;)

staggeringman 30-08-2005 02:15
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no because she has to get them cause they are there?:D

SPUGGIE J 30-08-2005 09:28
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Not stealing its "technical redistibution for a better use" why aint got a clue:D


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