Accy Web Charity Appeal
 

As most of you are aware, several members have recently had their ackers misappropriated. As the said individuals do need their ackers, I have therefore decided to launch an appeal for all our distressed members.

Knowing that many of you will wish to donate generously, please transfer as much as you can to my account where I shall take sole responsibility for the re-distribution of the funds.

All donors can be assured of a liberal helping of Kama.

Thank you, my good friends.

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Something about foxes put in charge of minding chicken coops comes immediately to mind. :cool:

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well really tealeaf, i wonder YOU of all people can put an appeal of this kind on here , YOUR one of the MAIN culprits, shame on you , & i thought we were friends. tut tut.

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Just to let eveyone know, the first donations are already rolling in and the first Kama has been given. so don't don't be shy and get left behind - roll up and

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Go on then Mr T, Sir. I shall prostitute 5 of my ackers for a liberal dose of karma. :D

Sorry Lettie, but we all have our price. :o

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I don't use my ackers but enjoy sitting on my pile.

But l get a great deal of pleasure knowing no one can touch 'em. :)

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Sounds uncomfortable!

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Dear oh dear..... Will this man stop at nothing to relieve us of our hard earned ackers. As one of the members whose ackers have vanished due to a light fingered pickpocket who I thought was a friend, I can tell you that I am not distressed and do not approve of this money making scheme. I am sure that the proceeds will be spent in our virtual pub.:D :bar:


The drinks are on Tealeaf.:alc:

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Well. I'm out of Karma giving at the moment, but you 'll get some tomorrow. However, I would have though that 50 Ackers would be a more appropriate sum to transfer.

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I'm reminded of one of P.T. Barnum's quote, "There's a sucker born every minute."

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Not only are you a thief, Sir, but you are also without honesty and integrity; the very fabric of which Englishness is built upon.

Starting with the Statement an Englishman's word is his bond, pray, do tell us, what nationality are you, in this mongrel nation of ours?

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well i must stand firmly behind you there sparks.

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It serves you right Sparky. A fool and his ackers are easily parted. You have let your lust for karma overshadow your common sense and fallen easy prey to this conman..:rolleyes:

He must have seen you coming...

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I take it you are referring to my good self in this spurilious remark.

I can assure you that I am at least 50% Anglo-Saxon while the rest of it comes from the ancient race of the Hibernian Celts. In other words, I am a dialogue between cunning and charm, wit and action.

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Like the time the pope paid 10 grand for the negatives to the photo of him having a ...........? :confused: :eek: :D

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if anyone is genuinely short of ackers FOR THEIR PET,i will gladly give you some.......somehow i dont trust tealeaf....maybe its just the name ...lol

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if anyone is genuinely short of ackers FOR THEIR PET i will gladly give you some,,somehow i dont trust tealeaf ,,it may just be the name or something

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now what happened there ?????????i thought my first message had not gone so i did it again ,,,spookey

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Oh dear.....if you're short of Ackers for your pet, then get rid of your pet. There is no excuse for this beheaviour. Maybe we should have an Accy web RSPCA or summat like it. I could be the first inspector.

Don't worry missus.......your cat will be safe with me:rolleyes:

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oh i like this thread lol,,,,teeee heeeeeeeeee

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I've just checked my stash under my matress and l have just over 1,700 safely in the bank.

Since l don't have a pet and nothing in the store takes my fancy, l'll wait for gender reasignment in profiles to become an option, as l don't think l need a green name.

Once you've clicked either male/female in profile you don't have the option to disable it. This is a big draw back when l'm having fun in the chatroom and people get the impression l'm an 'Asian Babe', and it's so disappointing for them when they discover l'm a big hairy bloke.

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He'd probably find a way to sell the petz to the AccyWeb Chinese Take-Away, in a scheme to grab a few more ackers.

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I wouldn't put it past him! I have fond memories of his own little pooch "Growler" before it met it's sad demise!:eek:

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Have you checked the Adult Dog Store (Entrance at rear) suits you sir! That might just tempt you to part with a deposit.

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ooooo yes he was a monster with poor growler, making him fight like he did. we never did find out were growler disappeared too did we. ( i used to love chinese food)

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I think l heard Lindsay's Growler in The Stag, the Sunday night Easy Street played!


Perhaps it wasn't Tealeaf after all, perhaps Staggeringman has him down the cellar and has other plans for the little pooch.;)

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NO COMMENT LOL enjoy yourselves while your away.

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Steady on Garinda! I wouldn't name my pet anything as common as Growler!;)

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Hi Lindsay,

Went to play with Rory11. He's looking like he might enjoy a meal. :)

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you want to see the size of the ****** now hes opening barrels with his bare teeth bring them on.