Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

NOW! you give us a reasonable description! Straight away I can tell you what

they are, they are HONEYMOONERS! It is a breed of creature that because they

hardly ever see the light of day after a short week-end with friends and

relatives with what is known as a WEDDING and RECEPTION often, (but not

always) fly to foreign shores to consumate their new found relationship.

Both the male and female learn within a short period of time to breathe through

their bums because their mouth parts are occupied in getting used to the

sexual orientation of their new found partner!

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

How interesting all i got is those tiny red mites that stain everything if you squish them. How do you get rid of these little blighters

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

You threaten them with what is called the BESTMAN and his friend making their way into the Honeymoon suite and unfastenening the bed with a spanner!
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Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

Sorry, Less, I should have known. I hope this doesn't mean there will be a few hundred of them tomorrow. ;)

Fireman, get a spray from the garden centre. The little sods breed like - er - flies.

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

No i reckon they are baby Martians that came down off that comet they crashed in to

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

I've left the bucket alone, to see what develops, and I'm afraid most of them seem to be - deceased. There are still a few tails sticking up from the sludge in the bottom but the wriggly ones near the surface aren't wriggling. :(

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

dont worry about it ! its nice and sunny tomorrow so get out the B.b.Q.ITS easy really

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

Had the barbie out this afternoon but the bl***y things are too small to fit on the grid. :( Son-in-law fascinated by the little buggers, eldest daughter had to be revived by fanning with a marinated sausage and plying with copious amounts of wine. I don't know, the young people of today..............:rolleyes:

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

I am a murderer!

I had to clean out the gutter round the kitchen roof (it was becoming a candidate for Southport Flower Show) and I needed the bucket. As most of them looked dead anyway, I tipped them down the drain. I argued with myself for an hour before I did the dirty deed but, sadly, my rat-tailed maggots are now defunct - unless they surface in the river Mersey, or somewhere.

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

Shame on you after all this time and expectation ,you throw life down the drain. A true Accy webber would have bought a new bucket.

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

you could have waited a while then left them on a dug up broadway. the slimey little gets would be next door to their relatives then.

Re: What the 'ell are they?
 

Well at least you're unlikely to get malaria from them. I don't want any, though. (Not even chocolate-coated - don't knock it, the Chinese probably eat them that way ..... David once tried sugar-coated tadpoles, although to be fair he didn't know what they were when they were offered to him).