Curry Out The Keyboard???
 

COME ON GIVE ME A CLUE HOW DO I GET RID?how do i give my keyboard a new lease of life?theres more curry in it than india, 3 ft has got other stuff on it and baby boo wont touch it . ITS ALIVE :eek: ITS CRAWLING WITH GUNGE, IF I HAD A JACK HAMMER I WOULD TRY AND DIG IT OUT,its a shame anyone got an all in one to clean it?............garys undies, are tinkies thong anything just give me a clue?

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Believe it or not, unlpug it from the PC and take it into the shower. Give it a good rinsing and then leave upside down somewhere warm(airing cupboard) overnight untill its properly dried. It will be fine.

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I have done similar in the past but these days I would say bin it and get another they don't break the bank anymore!

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I always find that a good pint of lager works after a curry - you could try that on it.

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Spray it with furniture polish and give it a good rub to get the surface grease off it. Get Mands to give it the once over with the hover to get the deep bits out and repeat the polish spraying again. Better still go and buy a nice new one and don’t be so sloppy next time.

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Get a new one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(love ya pony doug)

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Have you ever seen Electric Dreams? Pour champagne over it and it will come alive!!!


I have a wireless keyboard and optical mouse, and I have to say that it is one of the best things you can have for a computer - I have had mine a year and I wouldn't give it up for anything!

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i think you should get a new one dad and when you do its simple dont eat at the computer! and we need a new computer table too... and while your at it you could buy me a new wardrobe for my room and new clothes and new shoes theres so much you need to buy hahaha....am i doing your head in already???....:hitting8:

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Sorry.......I cocked it up......

Slinky, you can ride him if you like.......................:)

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Unplug it and give it a shower..... just like Entwisi says......it works every time.
I have been known to use the hairdryer on mine to speed up the drying process (but only on a low setting) and it has survived.

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got most of it out ...easy just warmed a chappatti and stuck it between the keys just as good as last night and none wasted!:D

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Don't come running to us when you go down with 'Delhi Belly'........!

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I have always said that all curry outlets should surply dispoasable bibs with each curry sold,staggers no matter where he eats it he gets it everywhere,the keyboard is still full of curry and enough tobacco to roll a fag,he is hopeless,very messy,someone please HELP.Kim woodburn and Aggie mackenzie would have a field day with paul!:Banane20:

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any running to do and thats straight to the porcelin telephone margaret you dont hang about having a chat when the tummy starts to rumble!

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and heres me thinking i had run out of the golden stuff?

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yet once again my dad must have had a curry again last night! how can i tell? you ask? well yes again the keyboard is full of curry. i swear down he is worse than a child! in fact no a child has better table manners! plus how on earth could he miss his mouth have you seen the size of it? when hes shouting at me or my sis you could park titanic in it! but when hes eating a curry he misses! im going to tell him to use a straw its small enough!! :surprise: :eat:

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Dirty keyboard? Easy! Stick it in a bucket of soapy water (keep the wire out of the water), rinse it then leave it to dry in the wind, outside. There is nothing electrical in the keyboard and you can give it scrub with a soft brush.

This is what my late husband, a computer engineer, always did. It works, I promise.

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Was It 4 Inch Thick.........he......hee!

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i once got 2lb biscuit crumbs out of mine, so my keyboard is now nearly upright for typing............crumbs miss it , just have to hoover a lot under my chair he he he

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My whole computer doesn't work since I put the keyboard in a bucket of warm soapy water.

This method works for laptops too, right...? ;)

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yes but you MUST pull the lead off the motherboard

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Ooh, there's always one, isn't there? :D

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:mad: :eek: i aint happy FATHER there is nothing in side of this keyboard thats mine its your currys and tobacco you could have a full pouch of it if you could get to it right im unplugging this keyboard and hiding it and not this accrington web meeting the next (because im on holiday tomorrow) im going to show all you and then i have more witnesses

And im going to stop baby boo u and mands coming on this computer because you always bring up my name so im on accy web more now haha

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this kid has more ass than i think!doubt it 3 ft work it out!you is 16 year old , i is yep a lot older !we did it our parents did it!there parents did it and so on!!! you is not on your own? welcome to the real world.

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never mind baby boo ! she does not know what she is on about..............(blonde)???????????? i said to everyone at the meet dont eat my curry ? what was the first thing to be eaten yep you guessed my bloody curry so going tio bed at 3.45 am and still cant find my space-bar?hope you all had a good curry? good night.

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what are you on about my name for? that last one was written by mel????? arnt you the blonde one???

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look under page 2 post no18????????????????????????????????/