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Romps 18-09-2005 12:54

Questions that will always remain unanswered.
 
1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Romps 18-09-2005 12:55

Re: Questions that will always remain unanswered.
 
Ohhh found some more.............

9. Why do they lock petrol station toilets? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

14. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

15. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

16. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

17. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
18. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Margaret Pilkington 18-09-2005 13:18

Re: Questions that will always remain unanswered.
 
Another one for you.....
If you are busy doing nothing, how can you be sure when you have finished......?

garinda 18-09-2005 13:28

Re: Questions that will always remain unanswered.
 
Ith awful having a thodding 's' in the word lithp.

They thould thoot the perthon who invented it.:(

grannyclaret 18-09-2005 13:55

Re: Questions that will always remain unanswered.
 
what is a myth.....................a lady with a lypth....................(lisp)

WillowTheWhisp 18-09-2005 14:30

Re: Questions that will always remain unanswered.
 
If there's a full English breakfast, why is there never a full English dinner or tea ?

Neil 18-09-2005 15:07

Re: Questions that will always remain unanswered.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp
If there's a full English breakfast, why is there never a full English dinner or tea ?

Bacause after eating a full english breakfast you don't need any dinner :D


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