Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

I get some very strange requests at work but this is possibly one of the best... it is genuine so please feel free to reply direct to them should you have an alsatian dog.


Record Label Looking For Alsation .......
A new creative commons net.label is searching for an alsatian dog to be the
face of the organisation. It's imperative that it is an Alsatian (German
Shepard) so poodles, ****sus or Cocker-spaniels need not apply. All we
require is about 30 mins to photograph the dog, just doing what he does.
Because we're non-profit (and no budget) we can't pay but it would be a
great help and your dog may become a celebrity in the avant-garde music
world.
Please email [email protected]

Re: Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

Are you sure about this? Is this not the independant record company set up by the BNP?

Re: Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

Don't think they'd want a 'German' Shepherd would they?

Re: Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

Errrrr....yes. The senior membership of that party have all been involved in neo-nazi activities. The Alsatian is their perfect symbol. Mind you, Nick Griffin - the party leader - did keep a couple of pigs on his smallholding which he named "Anne" & "Frank".

Re: Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

I thought they didn't want any 'non' English blood in the UK - shows what little I know about the BNP.

Anyway, it came through the arts council so I suspect it's genuine - although you've got me worried now.

Re: Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

Sounds suspiciously like the work of my old "mate" The Real Michael;he has been a bit quiet recently.

Re: Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

So they wouldn't be interested in my whippet then - shame he's very photogenic!

Re: Record company looking for an Alsatian
 

I'm still trying to work out what a ****sus is. :D (only joking)