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Womens Work?
How come you can give a women 5 pairs of socks.. and say ..a couple of t-shirts to put in the wash.. and you don't get nowt back?.. or you might get 2 pairs of odd socks back and find a t-shirt 2 months later?...
In t'imes gone by you could get home from work..dinner on t'able, change socks and go down pub...but nowdays you get these fancy washin machines women like to have.. they put a gallon of fabric softening stuff in,gel,cubes... but 4 hours later .. the socks have disappeared! Never happend when they had good old mangle.. put yer socks in and they came out on t'other end. |
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aye, its the hungry washing machine. They are known to eat socks (at least they are at our house :D )
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It's a well known fact that washing machines eat socks. Ours has been particularly hungry recently.
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just buy all black socks then you allways have a pair:)
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I do that with white ones for the kids but it doesn't stop em disappearing! They get down to about one sock each!
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I've noticed more odd pairs of socks recently than I had before and of course blamed it on the hungry washing machine ....... until I found out the pups been nicking them and hiding them in the garden!!! :eek:
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Ah bless! I too had that problem when mine was a puppy, he also had a fetish for tights, although the ending to that particular problem wasn't too pleasant - let's just say they didn;t come out naturally :)
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Aye yep the washer is a clothes muching machine - had evidence recently, when my fav cardi came out of washer chewed as did my pillow case:(
So the holes in the kids socks maybe result of attempted washer bites:rolleyes: |
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Which would explain why he was on here all night, and started this thread at 6.58 am, whilst waiting for his delicates to finish.:D |
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If your washing machine is eating socks then the answer is quite simple. Don’t wear socks then you have none to wash. If there are none to wash the machine can't eat them.
However I have trained my washing machine to behave. Everything that gets put in comes out in the same condition that it went in except the items are clean. But my machine does get its revenge. It turns everything inside out including socks when it is feeling particularly grumpy but on good days it is only the odd item. OK! Nurse! I’ll put that jacket on now I’ve finished typing. |
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Isn't there a bag thing you can get made out of netting stuff that you can put your socks and smalls in???
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My machine doesn't eat socks either, dont have a problem there, the underwire from bra's, well thats a different story, lost count how many times they've been dragged from the filter.
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Just use an old pillow case
<Ian in domesticated shocker!> :D |
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I have known a baby sock to jam the drum and cause the drive belt to come off on ours. |
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Is that the truth? Was it a babies sock, or was it your posing pouch?:eek: |
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I dont have any problems with lost socks, or tangled tights.....or bra wires for that matter........I bung the smalls into a zipped cotton cushion cover and VOILA....they all come out clean as a whistle,nothing lost, minimal tangles...and if a bra wire escapes...it is there in the bottom of the bag.
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The problem with socks in our house is Joshua. This kid is now 14 years old and refuses to put his dirty socks in the hamper. I find em under the computer table, stuffed in the couches, in the cellar, on me bed, . . .
I've tried to teach him a lesson by taking his dirty socks and putting em under his pillow. I'm not even sure if he's noticed.:p Brian |
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I'd leave them on the floor Brian, he may learn when he runs out of clean ones!
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I have a shoe box full of odd socks; maybe we should arrange some kind of sock swap type amnesty and see if we can pair some up ? I refuse to believe that my washer has eaten about 25 socks and still works !
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I've got a set of those netting bags (Dunhelm Mill shop - £2.99). I bung all the socks in a bag - and I still find odd ones missing when the wash is done. :confused:
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See!!!!! thats the unknown mystery of the munching sock machine...:) and its the only bit thats not in the troubleshooting part of the instructions ..lol!!!:D |
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I was just thinking of even more reasons to persuade the girls to go back to using washboards and a mangle:
just think of the advantages: your "carbon footprint"... a massive cut in the use of electicity. free exercise..no need to drive to the gym therefore saving more carbon emissions. A member also said that in the old days women only did the washing on monday's...that's whole day in summer... this could mean 16 hours of daylight in which to wash/mangle dry laundry and I'm sure any man would find a way to firmly fix down a mangle in the back yard so it would not wobble about whilst you are mangling. PMT... you could take out all your tension when mangling..boxer shorts and stuff. |
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I know what i will mangle:rolleyes: :D |
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think mancies got a valid point, the Greens will love it.:p
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It's the sock monster that lives in the washer that eats them.
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As described in Terry Pratchett's "Hogfather". :D I think I've got a breeding pair in my kitchen. :( |
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I wish we did have a sock monster who ate them in our house. Instead what we have is a small boy who likes to take his socks off and leave them all around the house. He leaves them in the centre of the living room and the hallway, he also likes to put them in less obvious places so that you can be sat watching tv and notice hidden under the cushion a school sock.
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you could try washing them by hand,,unless of course they stand up on their own ,too sweaty :eek: :eek:
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Not sure if would be very comfortable for the men however threading up through one leg, over the 'you know whats' and down the other leg. :eek: |
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That idea sounds a bit too much like tights!:eek: |
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