Fortune cookies
 

I opened a fortune cookie last week and the message inside was
"Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate"
LMAO!couldn't have put it better myself :D .......
you lot ever had a funny/strange message in one of these?

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LOL, speaking of chocolate have ya seen the new lynx advert ....chocolate man.....lol

as for fortune cookies, iv never had one:(

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Bit nice int he?my kind of man :D
Although id like the lynx to actually smell of chocolate.....n it certainly doesn't have the same affect on me as chocolate that it claims it should-if it did i would be licking n' biting Corker when he sprayed it ;) :p

NEVER had a fortune cookie.....thats bad,they usually give them out in some chinese restaurants,i think the one in Guide gives them out.

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I once got one and it said " Help, I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory " That gave me a good laugh :D

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I had one once but I can't remember what it said.

They're a load of old bunkum, aren't they?

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I have also never had a fortune cookie:(
Might be cos I don't like chinese tho:D

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Busmans said 'get your wallet out,the bill is on its way' :D

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and you left the poor sod there:D

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i had a few ( thus the belly :D )

i think the last one was something along the lines -
somedays you are the fly -somedays you are the windowscreen. made me gigggle but my fella confused

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lol so true!

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my mum got a fortune cookie and it said
.... the fat guy at table 9 ate your fortune. oh well tuff luck...

i thought that was hillarious ... lol