Would you say this to a friend?
 

'ive just been to the toilet and the bowel stuff was really hard and uncomfortable'

i talk about sex and that stuff but dont generally discuss my bowel habits with my friends around the table!

(btw, thats taken from a dulca-lax advert)

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Use Senna Pods. :rolleyes:

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Thanks for letting us know about your "bowel stuff"... I was going to have some supper but I don't think i'll bother now. :do-one:

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not my bowel stuff lol.... some wierdo on an advert :p

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You had me worried there for a while....I thought you were thrutching.:mad:

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Tough Sh1t.:D

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yeah, your partners different.... can see the convo, with biscuits and coffee...
ive been into town, bought myself some nice new shoes..
yeah? I bought a new dress...
ive had my hair done
ive been to the toilet and my stools are really hard today
..............not invited to next coffee meeting!

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Cashy....I'll have some of that that you have been drinking...:tongueout

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obviously not dulco-lax!:rolleyes:

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most blokes talk about their turds infact if one passes a turd that merrits been beaten down the pipes with a 2X4 then not is it only right to discuss it but bad manners not too;)

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Well, I have had conversations with friends in the past on problems with bowels .. not usually mine thank goodness .... women are guilty of this ... however, only last week had conversation with Mez about a trot problem after consuming too much wine. Better sign out now... :eek:

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On a scale of one to ten are you inclined to refer to a Richard as a rowing boat or a battleship?

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No, I don't discuss bowel habits with my friends.

I'm not Jim Royle......just off for an Eartha Kitt.....Good old Eartha! :D:D

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i would say titanic coz its huge and i go down on a first date :D

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Why is it ok to talk about your sex life but not something else that may be bothering you?? Maybe if folks were more open minded about bowel or any other problems deaths could be avoided!!!! Sex is not the be all and end all although it might seem like it is at times in your life but surely you should be able to talk about a bowel or bladder problem to your true friends just as easily as your sex problems!!!

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I would prefer to talk about my bowel habits to a friend(most of my friends are nurses, so nothing put us off our grub) than talk about my sex life......that IS private.

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I've read every post on this tread an I have to say I've just S H one T myself with laughing:D:D:D

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Well I reckon ya should be able to talk about anything to ya best mate....from sex to piles...:D

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hmmmm possibly my best mate (whos male btw :D)... but not a table full of friends in a cafe!

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LOL, if i knew em all really well...why not:D

then again...maybe not , maybe need a few drinks first...lol

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anyone wanna invite me round to their house for a brew??? :D:D:D


ive already been to the toilet today :D

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I say what needs to be said, and if it is about my bowel movements then so be it, saves people suffering in silence and what may be seen as a "crude" conversation could turn into something useful and helpful

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exactly emzy...;)

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Actually i think i might have told emzy about my tummy bug..............

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we did question one bloke at work as to if his bum hole was slightly off center as he had managed to crap on the toilet seat and the floor

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Us women talk about anything!:D

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its getting you to stop thats the hard part:D

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That's why you don't break wind all that often ... you don't close your mouths long enough for the pressure to build up.:hidewall:

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Sure c'mon down; I've got a fridge full of cold brewskies ... and I just dug a new privvy in the yard, well away from where the grizzlies hang out.:D

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Oh Eric, you made me laugh so much...thankyou.......I was just re-living a sad event from more than 20 years ago....this post cheered me up no end.

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Glad I could help out hon. :D

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All you have to do is ask!

Whether it'll get ya anywhere is a different matter;)

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Which would you complain about more?

Cos we talk a lot, which most men ignore anyway:D

Or when we fart as much as you and stink the house out:p

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Just been reading somewhere accyman that Japanese have just invented a new camera with an ultra fast shutter speed, it can actually catch a woman with her mouth shut:hidewall::hehetable

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Sounds like an urban myth to me ... and didn't Einstein state that nothing could travel at the speed of light:dancedog:

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This reminds me of a sketch on the Goon Show many years ago.

Eccles pointing to a skull that he had just dug up. - “I wonder who that was?”

Neddy – “I don’t know but it was a woman.”

Eccles in amazement – “How do you know?”

Neddy – “It’s got it’s mouth open.”

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Ah, the Goon Show ... that's stretching the old memory. Used to listen to it on my gran's radio ... along with the Archers, Lost in Space, and a little later, Hancock's Half Hour. I can even remember Listen With Mother ... shoot, I must be getting up there.:D