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WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE THE QUEEN IS SHE CAME FOR TEA:confused:

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tea..........

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Same as we were having, wouldn't change itt for anyone, like it or lump :D

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The Queen is coming to preston tomorrow !

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cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off...a nice cup of Earl Grey tea(made with Malvern water) and a slice of home made cherry cake.

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Steak Diana

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tea and crumpets, :o

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to your house?:eek::D

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gone then margaret ill come for that:D

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My frank opinion on her disfunctional family. :D

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a spud pie on a barm cake wi brown sauce, nowt wrong wi that.

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a pie butty????

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Jam buttys and to be posh i would cut them into triangles!

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she can do the cooking

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Seal flipper pie, with beaver tails for desert .... or maybe chocolate moose:D

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Very witty:D

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Chocolate moose sounds alright, but can I pass on the seal flipper thing? :D

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id give her good old sausage n mash,with a dollop of ketchup

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Probable has that every ay Eric:D

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She'd have to have a mug of coffee, don't drink tea in my gaff and I don't have any cups and saucers either:cool:

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Egg And Chips

Or maybe cereal from a tupperware box so she feels at home :D

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home made cheese and onion pie,,,,,with a few chips,,crinkle cut of course.....and strawberries and ice cream

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I would expect her to bring her own bloody tea, I have enough to cook for, she wouldnt be long at ours anyway, kids would see to that. lol

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Chocolate moose is difficult to prepare: first you have to catch the moose, and then persuade it to stand still while you cover it in chocolate. And remember that moose are very large animals with attitudes, and may not take kindly to being covered in chocolate:D

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Sod the Queen GC I'll pop round next time I'm out your way, thats to good for Liz she wouldn't appreciate it anyway. :D

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Forgive colonial ignorance, but I forgotten whether "tea" is the same as our lunch (noontime) or dinner/supper (6 - 7 o'clock).

For lunch she'd get a peanut butter and jelly (grape) sandwich and a cup of coffee. For dinner she'd receive the many vegetables coming in from the garden: Beans, peas, greens, potatoes, brocolli, cauliflower, beets, carrots, turnips, asparagus, garlic, and/or onions for now.

Brian

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she would get sod all here, there would be less fer me.:mosher:

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she would get what I could afford to buy... so not a lot really: with a big
welcome into the real world Mammmmmmmmm

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chippy!.:D

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As far as I remember "tea" is dinner, altho' I remember it being served at around 5 pm. Those silly limeys have their big meal at lunch time (or they used to). This would explaine the collapse of British industry ... after a feed of double pudding, chips and peas, with lots of bread and tea, and something sweet and heavy with custard for dessert, no one could work in the afternoon. The workers would lie around scratching and breaking wind, while Japanese industry took over the world:D:hidewall::D

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I wouldn't give her the time of day

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C'mon hon, that's no way to talk about the Queen of Canada:eek: Anyway, she probably has a watch, or a lady in waiting who knows how to tell the time:alright:

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She'd get a brew if she were lucky.

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This "brew" thing confuses me ... over here in god's country, a brew is a beer, often called a "brewskie" or a "cold one" (even tho' Cashy thinks a cold one is something else:D). I somehow don't think that you will be saying to Her Majesty: "Hey Liz, grab a brewskie and take a load off.":eek: So what kind of brew? Tea? Coffee?

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If I knew she was coming I'd buy some best china Teacups.. the best tea.. and give the bathroom the fullest clean out it's ever seen... and you all would do the same!

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why? we didn't last time she called round.

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Your wrong there mancie, I have no time for the royals anymore, I still think (as does fayed) that the royals had something to do with the death of diana. Just my opinion.

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A brew here is tea or coffee Eric.

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And mine, have always and will always believe it!!! It was no accident!!!

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Nutter alert!..you really think The Queen set up a murder?..a murder that could be called "the perfect murder" ?

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I will go on..this Queen has been in place through thick and thin..never heard of her getting drunk..swearing..taking a lover.. slagging off her subjects.. she has been steadfast in duty, unlike the Queen Victoria who sulked and moaned all through her riegn..grumpy old misery guts!

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Got to agree, me neither..........:D

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and mine too.....jack the ripper was suposed to be a royal too,,,TIGHT LIPPED BRIGADE,,,it will never be proven,

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Thats my oppinion too...i have always loved the monachy,and all it stands for,,,but i still think there have been some dark shananigans gone on among certain male royals,,,

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Thanx for the info .... I forget so much ... the memory is the second thing to go:eek:

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If i ask you what the first thing was are you gunna say that you cant remember?? :p:D:cool:

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Are you taking recent history or over the last few hundred years?

It thought it was the right of the royal males to sew their royal seed over the lower classes :rolleyes::D

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Yeah... thanks v much for that mental image neil :rolleyes:

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No ... but now that we have Viagara, the "first thing to go" can be recovered:D:D:D

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I am talking about the death of Diana,,,It probably beggers belief what the male royals get up to in the boudoir department,,,:o:o:o:o:o

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I think I will put up with the Royal Family that brings in millions of squids in tourist money. Look at the alternative, how do you fancy President Brown..... AHHHHHH

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After all you never see any tourists spending money in France or Italy, for example.;)

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well the majority of us are nutters then, cos i hate the woman, and i ,like Derek and Bernie think she had something to do with Diana's death

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I thought it was Philip:confused::rolleyes:

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no i reckon it was HER, anyway i hate the lot of them

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And She speakes so highly of you all :)

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Do you reckon it could have been her driving the mysterious white Fiat Uno on her way home after a night out playing bingo?:D

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Just knew this would get to a hatred of the Royals ... which I don't, however, to get back to the original theme (thought good thread actually) :rolleyes:

I am a rubbish cook, but do rather a nice stew .. nowt fancy, just beef, carrots, barley and lentils with bay leaves .. love roast potatoes with it (King Edward's of course ! ... LOL). Otherwise, will be a quick trip down to M & S.

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I'm with Flashy,Bernie etc.. on this one i'm afraid.
Wouldn't give her the time of day.
I can't stand the royals and all they stand for especially all the lesser royal hangers on!
Back on topic then i think she would be struggling to get in my flat nevermind getting fed!

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:eek: you know the truth :eek: i'm telling Mr Al Fayed about you :eek: ;)

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Truth is, Diana was killed by one of her ex-lovers ... the police began interviewing them the day after her death, and should be done around 2020 .... and then all will be revealed:D:hidewall::D