do we have a police officer?
 

any members (or partners )that are police officers... i need some advice.:alright:


before anyone asks, no i am not in any trouble, ive been asked to do something and i need a police officer's help with it.

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your not on a uniformed man search are you em? lol

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trust you derek :p

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hehe, cynical old me!

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if you have a communtiy team office in your area, you will find a police officer there.

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If your still having problems finding help ema, just throw a brick through a window you'll get a police officers undevided attention:D

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erm............ no

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If it is legal advice you need - some solicitors offer a free 1st consultation.

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I think the vice squad will only arrest you for porn offences, not give you advice first :D:D

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If in doubt ----- dont

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noo.... lol, i dont need legal advice, im not in any trouble.... i need a police man (yes it has to be a policeman)to help me with something...........kinda wish i hadnt asked now!!!

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Why can a police woman not help???

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because it needs to be a man.

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OK enough said:p

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Policewomen have truncheons too ema:D:rolleyes:

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omg.... its nothing dirty!!!!

unless he's up for it... i do like a man in uniform ;)

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Most people don't step forward for things without any idea what it is. You're getting everyones attention but as usual it's just dragging on a long and boring thread when you could just say why you need one and one would be more likely to come forward.

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i find this very unusual, i mean what advice can a pig give ya, that a sow can't?:confused:

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Em, I know a couple of PCSO's if that's any good? One is Acc town centre and one is Burnley, let me know.

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If you find one... ask him if he's got a nice brother... :-) or a fireman would do:

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Lol Magpie!

Yeah Linds, that would be great, will talk to you later about it :D

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But there is one way in this country in which all men are created equal-there is one human institution that makes a pauper the equal of a Rockefeller, the stupid man the equal of an Einstein, and the ignorant man the equal of any college president. That institution, gentlemen, is a court."

- Harper Lee, To Kill A Mockingbird

If you believe that then the moons made of green cheese.
The only thing that makes all men equal is a cemetery.

Courts are a play house for show offs and motor mouths, the better the motor mouth the better your chances of getting off, even when guilty.
Retlaw

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was that for Blazey Retlaw?

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Glad we are on the same terms.

Money will buy people a motormouth in court so that they win, those who cant afford a motormouth with have to make do with what they get, very true (though legal aid is very random, you may get a QC if you a fortunate, so even the poorest man may get the very best of representation)

Money will buy you the grandest headstone the cemetary has ever seen, whereas the poorest man may get no headstone at all.

At least the law tries to provide all with representation in most situations. The cemetary is a little more grim in my eyes.