Spoof business ads
 

I'm putting together an intro DVD for my son's school play (Cats) and want to prefix it with some "Pearl & Dean" style adverts. I don't want them to be serious ads- something like the local hairdresser specialising in "problem" hair and then having a picture of Medusa, or the local baker showing a customer with whiskers coming out of one end of the butty and a rat's tail out of the other.

Anyone business owners who might be up for having their business parodied (there will be a disclaimer at the end to say it's all just a bit of fun) and thrown at a bunch of parents/grandparents? If they can't PM me here with contact details, I can be reached (for this project only) using [email protected]


Adverts need to be finished by the end of the first week in July, so not much pressure... :D

The school is in Read/Simonstone, so is probably mostly relevant to Sabden/Harwood/Whalley/Altham/Padiham businesses, but if you think a bit of self-deprecation might work for you, I'm not too fussed where the images come from...