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nortype 25-01-2009 18:13

women??
 
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:

emamum 25-01-2009 18:21

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what ever you did apologise, preferably with a gift...a big shiny gift

panther 25-01-2009 18:28

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A woman has a right to moan, she does put up with alot u know.

Menapause, Menstrual cramps, mental anxiety, mental breakdown etc etc....and ya know summat they all begin with MEN, :D, so.......

lancsdave 25-01-2009 18:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nortype (Post 672265)
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:


They don't even understand themselves or each other, no point us trying to do it :D

Retlaw 25-01-2009 20:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nortype (Post 672265)
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:

Now you are trying to apply logic to an illogical situation.

Yours and my logic says a 1/4" nut will only it on a 1/4" bolt.
Female logic is as wide and variable as there are women on this planet, and it vary's day to day in 28 day cycles. You'l never win, they cant even agree amongst themselves, why should you have to apologise for things you have'nt done or have a clue about.

As for the quote having something to moan about, menstration, menopause, and mental etc, how did women cope, before these names were applied to their conditions. Those conditions have been there since man first walked on the planet.


Retlaw.
:hidewall:

Lilly 25-01-2009 20:57

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Originally Posted by nortype (Post 672265)
why is it after 42 years of marriage i still cannot work them out?? simple things like do's my bottom look big in this answer yes you are in deep whatever it is answer no looks ok you then are a liar help.:confused:

After 42 years you should know the right things to say, the answers to give to these all important questions which will not earn you a clout round the ear. :rolleyes::D

MargaretR 25-01-2009 21:05

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All I can add to this thread is that women are just different shaped fellas.
Women worry about the size of their bums
Men worry about losing their hair
Women voice their concerns - more men ought to

nortype 25-01-2009 21:08

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lilly i do try my best to get it right but one never knows with women.:rolleyes:

cashman 25-01-2009 21:36

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i always say - show me a man that understands a woman, n i will show you a liar.;)

magpie 25-01-2009 21:46

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but men teach us to drive... then they wonder why we can't park the car in such a small space:

Mick 25-01-2009 21:50

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No women drive men......................up the wall :hidewall:

MargaretR 25-01-2009 22:02

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We are 50% of the population so
Stop moaning and get used to it

cashman 25-01-2009 22:19

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it aint moaning, its just tellin it as it is.:tongueout

Retlaw 25-01-2009 22:39

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Originally Posted by mick (Post 672356)
No women drive men......................up the wall :hidewall:

Mine is a religious teacher.
She taught me all about Hell on earth.
Retlaw.
:hidewall:

MargaretR 25-01-2009 23:00

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Men are becoming infertile due to the pollutants in the environment, and will eventually
serve no useful purpose :D
but I enjoy their company so that is enough

shillelagh 26-01-2009 01:47

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 672332)
Yours and my logic says a 1/4" nut will only it on a 1/4" bolt.
Retlaw.
:hidewall:


But in actual fact sometimes it doesnt .... it depends on what kind of thread it is ....UNF, UNC, BSF etc

Mick 26-01-2009 08:53

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There are some women that drive me nuts...............like the one above eh jen:hidewall:

panther 26-01-2009 09:51

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men are like toilets, vacant, engaged, or full of S***!!.......:D


:tongue:

jaysay 26-01-2009 10:13

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Be honest girls you can't do without us blokes, Rampant Rabbit doesn't get the drinks in down the pub:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::D:rolleyes:

emamum 26-01-2009 10:18

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 672503)
Be honest girls you can't do without us blokes, Rampant Rabbit doesn't get the drinks in down the pub:hidewall::hidewall::hidewall::D:rolleyes:

neither do the fellas :D:rolleyes:

Margaret Pilkington 26-01-2009 13:31

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You guys think women are 'strange'?
Well....God made them to match men!

Neil 26-01-2009 13:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emamum (Post 672505)
neither do the fellas :D:rolleyes:

Maybe not the ones you pick up :p:D

jaysay 26-01-2009 16:20

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 672569)
Maybe not the ones you pick up :p:D

Quite right Neil blokes like me and thee always look after the ladeees, cuz we're gentlemen :D:p

Eric 26-01-2009 18:01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 672564)
You guys think women are 'strange'?
Well....God made them to match men!

Not really .... when Adam had named all the animals and stuff like that, he became very bored in Eden. He asked god to make him a friend and companion, someone he could share paradise with. But god told him that creation, well, creation for free, was all over; and that if Adam wanted a mate he would have to pay for it. Adam described what he wanted and asked god how much it would cost. God said: "An arm and a leg for this much work." And Adam, being a little broke at the time, asked what he could get for a rib.;)

flashy 26-01-2009 18:59

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 672682)
Not really .... when Adam had named all the animals and stuff like that, he became very bored in Eden. He asked god to make him a friend and companion, someone he could share paradise with. But god told him that creation, well, creation for free, was all over; and that if Adam wanted a mate he would have to pay for it. Adam described what he wanted and asked god how much it would cost. God said: "An arm and a leg for this much work." And Adam, being a little broke at the time, asked what he could get for a rib.;)


excellent Eric, pure brilliance ;)

Retlaw 26-01-2009 19:52

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 672413)
But in actual fact sometimes it doesnt .... it depends on what kind of thread it is ....UNF, UNC, BSF etc

Are we having a thread on threads, what man told you about those three, does the etc, mean you don't know any more threads.

How about BA, BSW, BSP, BSG, ME, ANC, ANF, UST and the mickey mouse sizes, plus some in obscure pitches used on cycles, cameras and telescopes. Howard & Bulloughs back in the 1800's used a lot of their own pitches. Even found a funny pitch on a gun sight, I was asked to repair, had to set the lathe up, to make a tap of the correct pitch, then make a die from that, before I could carry out the repairs, .185 x 23 tpi.

What man or web site are going to use to identify the above.

Want to borrow some taps and dies, I have most of the above sizes, from 0 to 10 BA, and up to 3/8ths in the other pitches.

Retlaw

jaysay 27-01-2009 09:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 672682)
Not really .... when Adam had named all the animals and stuff like that, he became very bored in Eden. He asked god to make him a friend and companion, someone he could share paradise with. But god told him that creation, well, creation for free, was all over; and that if Adam wanted a mate he would have to pay for it. Adam described what he wanted and asked god how much it would cost. God said: "An arm and a leg for this much work." And Adam, being a little broke at the time, asked what he could get for a rib.;)

That might be Eric, but we've been getting a ribbing ever since :D

Eric 28-01-2009 17:44

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 672815)
That might be Eric, but we've been getting a ribbing ever since :D

You're right on there .... could never figure out why, if women were made from a rib, they are not a pain in the side instead of in the backside:confused:

I don't need the wall ... I have the Atlantic:theband:

jaysay 29-01-2009 11:04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 673333)
You're right on there .... could never figure out why, if women were made from a rib, they are not a pain in the side instead of in the backside:confused:

I don't need the wall ... I have the Atlantic:theband:

If your lucky enough Eric you get both a pain in the side and the backside, as well as GBH of the inner ear too:D


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