How posh are you???
 

How posh are you? Take our etiquette quiz - Mirror Online

4/10 I was kinda hoping for less :D,dessert or pudding? hmmm ;)

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Myob

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Scored 3. Am I a slob or what?

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4 out of 10. Total scrubber, where's me manners. Nanny would be so ashamed after all the etiquette lessons Mater and Pater invested in. :D

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I don't think Liz and her tribe will be inviting you to dinner anytime soon Jim ;)

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Pah! Pheasants, 5 out of 11 for me, but I'd not be asked back as the silver would've mysteriously disappeared on my being frog marched out. :D

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Wooow 5,you high clarce barstool ;)

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Beat the lot of yeh scummies 2.:D

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7 out of 11.....but I'm not posh.
Just well read.

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Five eh? That's positively aristocratic in Liverpool Dave. Me mum told me! :p

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Got 8/11:D:p

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Posh boy. I'm a bit posh too, I was taught to eat with my gob shut and not to let the dog lick my plate. :eek::eek:

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2

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Hey, I got 1 ... but I'm still celebrating after yesterday's game ... I'll smoke another joint and try again ... is that posh or what:D

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I'm almost as posh as you

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2...:eek:,

Don't tell me,you thought polo was a mint :p

Tell Jeeves to put ones bed pan on the coals and warm some coco :D

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One is not ready for one's slumbers yet.

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Not very posh at all, thank goodness - scored a 2:rolleyes:

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1 :eek:

Even the chavs of Accy think your a chav :eek: :D

Posh folk smoke a vaporiser:
How Rich People Smoke Pot - The Daily Beast

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4 out of 10 not bad for a rive arse git like me:D:D

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Saves on the washing up! :D

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I got 5 out of the 10. Think I move in the wrong circles though as my friends would love it if I brought wine as my 'offering' - and apparently this is a no-no. Anyway I don't usually hob-knob with those who have private wine cellars so it doesn't matter.
Loo sounds worse than toilet - and if I sent a 2 page 'thank-you' they'd say 'here she goes again, blah! blah! blah! blah! can never keep things short and sweet' (as Acc'y Web members will have noticed) and I personally think it is very bad manners to arrive late at a function.

So, as good old Queen Vickie would have said 'we are not amused'.

Btw, I thought I'd cheat, do the quiz again and get a perfect score - but I still missed out!!!!!

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I kinda cheated too,my nose is so far in the air I couldn't read the questions so I asked our peg to answer :D

It's hard being posh in Accy,I've got to drive to Harrods for toilet roll as the pound shop rolls don't quite cut it plus drive to waitrose for my groceries as Morrison's is so lower class :D

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I had a posh thought in January when my ex mother in law came marching up the garden path, I had an overwhelming urge to open the door and shout 'RELEASE THE HOUND' but poor Arnie would have come off worse. :mosher:

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I'm neither rich nor posh ... but I got me one of those:D. It works fine. Trouble is I'm old fashioned, one of the original baby boomers conceived around the end of the war in Europe when a lot of conception was happnin':eek:. So; I still prefer to roll 'em up.;) And I use an old coffee bean grinder to bust the buds ... not real posh, but it gets the job done.;)

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I got half of them right.......
but was taught manners so that's all that matters to me :)

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Got him indoors to take the test - he only got 3 right, so who's the poshest one in this partnership.....and lah de dah de dah!!!!! Just saying.

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0........


Only joking.....3

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6 but I do live in St.Annes now!

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When i was young St Annes was known as Gods Waiting Room.:eek::D

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I lived in St Annes for a year or so, when I was in my early 20's, the number of young ladies that called out, 'Oh God', sort of proved you are correct, they wanted to be nearer to their maker and considered what we were doing was improving their chances.
There were some though that didn't consider anything about rushing and would shout, Jesus, can we not hang on a little longer?

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Still is!!

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Had a couple of Aunts moved yon mid 60s, never seen or heard from em since,:eek: Reckon that could well be telling me summat!!:D

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Really! I thought that was Burnley ... no, come to think of it, Burnley is Darwin's Waiting Room.;)

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10!

Well, all posh folk lie and cheat, don't they?

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Now Gordon, if you were really posh you would have got 11!

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Actually I did, Margaret.

But I don't like to show off!

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Well that shows that you can't be posh...posh folk always like to show off or they wouldn't drive around in flash cars......and have big posh houses.

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Not entirely true, Margaret.
The show offs aren't really posh, the really posh just take it all for granted.

That's why they haven't a clue how the other half live.