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10 Pad Body Toning System

I have a 10 Pad Body Toning System here if anyone wants it. It is a number of years old but is hardly used and the instruction manual is still in the case. You can either use it off batteries or there is a socket for a mains adaptor (which isnt included)

I have not used this for many years (infact I think i only used it a handful of times after I got it, and it was expensive back then lol)

This is free to a good home, only catch is is that you will need to collect it

If youre interested please give me a shout

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Will it turn my recession-beating party keg into a fashionable, but expensive, six pack?

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Originally Posted by Studio25 (Post 667542)

Will it turn my recession-beating party keg into a fashionable, but expensive, six pack?

Thats what they are meant to do (reduce fat and tone muscle) It didnt work after 1 use on me so i lost interest lol

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This is spoken for subject to collection :D

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This has now been collected - Thanks

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Thank you Emma. :)

If anyone is driving through Great Harwood and notices the street lights flickering, its the power drain from this little thing trying to vapourise all my attached lard...

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Just dont set it too high too soon ;)

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Originally Posted by emzy (Post 669075)

Just dont set it too high too soon ;)

I'm gonna go to the studio and watch when he does:D

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Its quite funny when you do, especially if its to someone else :D

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Well... if it don't make me laugh... then I could just stick his finger in the plug??

:D

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sounds like a form of torture.....suppose it depends where you attach the pad things ;)

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Originally Posted by emamum (Post 669081)

sounds like a form of torture.....suppose it depends where you attach the pad things ;)

Well, attatching it in the "nether regions" doesn't sound like torture lol

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the way i feel at the mo it bloody does lol

i dont think electric shocks in your privates would be pleasurable.....maybe studio will let us know later?

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Hmmmmm

Never thought that some thing so innocent could bring on such a strange and rather perverse topic lol

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*tut*

its that accylass, brings down the whole tone of the topic

*shakes head*

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Lol I get blamed for everything :rolleyes:

Not just on here either:p

Am so innocent too:(

(Gonna go sit in a corner now, I'll amuse myself;))

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Originally Posted by AccyLass28 (Post 669086)

...(Gonna go sit in a corner now, I'll amuse myself;))

:eek: Dare we ask for more details?

Anyway - there's no danger of me doing anything other than what's in the instructions: Don't want to end up like this bloke:

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Dear Friends,

My wife Toni is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes.

Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for Toni. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time to retreat to safety. You simply jab the prongs into your 250 lb. Tattooed assailant, push the button, and it will render him a slobbering, goggle-eyed, muscle-twitching, whimpering, pencil-neck geek. If you've never seen one of these things in action, then you're truly missing out—way too cool!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was so disappointed. Upon reading the directions (we don't need no stinkin' directions), I found much to my chagrin that this particular model would not create an arch between the prongs. How disappointing! I do love fire for effect. I learned that if I pushed the button, however, and pressed it against a metal surface that I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs that I was so looking forward to. I did so. Awesome!!! Sparks, a blue arch of electricity, and a loud pop!!!

Yipeeeeee . . I'm easily amused, just for your information, but I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, etc., etc. There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not Gracie) and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet kitty, after all. But, if I was going to give this thing to Toni to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? Was I wrong to think that? Seemed reasonable to me at the time. . .

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

All the while I'm looking at this little device (measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference, pretty cute really, and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no friggin' way!"

Friggin' way—trust me, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it buddy," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny lil' ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree?). I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the hell of it. (Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight—always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don't ya hate that?)

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY ****!

DAaaaauuuuuuMN!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. Gracie was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" (Note: if you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't dislodge one of the prongs 1/4" deep in your thigh like yours truly.) SON-OF-A-B***H that hurt! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both titties were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. give or take an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure.

By the way, has anyone seen my testicles? I think they ran away. I'm offering a reward. They're round, kinda hairy, and handsome if I must say so myself. Miss 'em; sure would like to get 'em back...

nb Snopes has this as "undetermined" - so don't go forwarding the story to all your mates as "true, it happened to my mate's cousin's lodger's dad".

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Originally Posted by AccyLass28 (Post 669086)

Lol I get blamed for everything :rolleyes:

Not just on here either:p

Am so innocent too:(

(Gonna go sit in a corner now, I'll amuse myself;))

If you wernt bad you wouldnt keep getting blamed ;)
As for amusing yourself well me dont need the details thank you Gareth,I hear enough just working with the women! i

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Originally Posted by mumtotwo (Post 669261)

....As for amusing yourself well me dont need the details thank you Gareth,I hear enough just working with the women...

Um... speak for yourself. I think there are probably plenty of blokes on here who would probably want to know the details... :D

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Originally Posted by Studio25 (Post 669283)

Um... speak for yourself. I think there are probably plenty of blokes on here who would probably want to know the details... :D

Believe me this lady could make the biggest bloke blush :o
She is just so upfront,blunt and fantastic :D

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Originally Posted by mumtotwo (Post 669329)

Believe me this lady could make the biggest bloke blush :o
She is just so upfront,blunt and fantastic :D

She is shocking lol (think though she is just braver than some others and says it instead of just thinking it lol)

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Thats it.... just talk about me when I aint here:p

Gareth, I think in this instance... seen as we aint in the over 18's... ya gotta blow the cobwebs off that imagination of yours;)

Don't think too hard tho.. don't want ya exploding :p hehe