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staggeringman 04-05-2005 17:54

caught in the act!
 
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dont know if i should put this thread on here .......hhmmm...ok here goes and before anyone asks no i havent had a beer,yes i had had a few last night when i caught a burglar yes and took photographic evidence see for yourself in the attachment.............a cat burglar caught red handed!

lindsay ormerod 04-05-2005 17:58

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Are you sure it wasn't a fox in disguise casing the joint???:eek:

garinda 04-05-2005 18:14

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Lol, Staggers never trust a pussy [cat.]

What was it after? A free taste of real ale- oh no, that was me in the early hours of Monday morning. ;)

staggeringman 04-05-2005 18:21

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no lyndsy it was not a fox or i would have set the hounds on it....he....hee

staggeringman 04-05-2005 18:22

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Originally Posted by garinda
Lol, Staggers never trust a pussy [cat.]

What was it after? A free taste of real ale- oh no, that was me in the early hours of Monday morning. ;)

i think it might have been after my curry?

Billcat 04-05-2005 18:57

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Originally Posted by staggeringman
...a cat burglar caught red handed!

Or, perhaps, a cat-ass-trophy?:eek:

chav1 04-05-2005 23:35

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i woulda slammed the window on it snapping its back in two :D


joking guys the mess would be awfull ;)

Bazf 05-05-2005 00:16

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Originally Posted by staggeringman
i think it might have been after my curry?

Probably related to it :)

staggeringman 05-05-2005 00:27

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you must have had a few good currys basf

Billcat 05-05-2005 14:11

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Hmmmm.....what sort of curry would a cat favor? Perhaps one of those fish curries from Goa?

Sara 05-05-2005 18:25

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As long as you don't put the cat in the curry, staggeringman

staggeringman 05-05-2005 18:35

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Originally Posted by Sara
As long as you don't put the cat in the curry, staggeringman

people wouldnt eat them sara if they knew what went in them...he....heee!

Billcat 05-05-2005 18:36

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Originally Posted by Sara
As long as you don't put the cat in the curry, staggeringman

Moggy Madras? Pussy Vindaloo? Kitty Korma? Puss in Boots Balti? I get a furry feeling in my mouth just contemplating the concept.

"Oh the cat's in curry
At the Delhi Moon,
The place I eat
Every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
When they fry it crisp in dough, boys,
They serve it crisp in dough!"

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~will2/catkettle.html

With apologies to the late Harry Chapin!

Sara 05-05-2005 18:39

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Originally Posted by staggeringman
people wouldnt eat them sara if they knew what went in them...he....heee!

ssssshhhhhhh don't tell everyone, especially the Chinese ones (curries that is).

Billcat 05-05-2005 18:41

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That curry was so tasty that I felt like purring all evening!

West Ender 05-05-2005 19:03

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My guess is this cat had also been on the beer. He was creeping in quietly after a good night out, no noise, don't miaow or you'll wake the family sort of thing. After the skinful he'd had, he accidentally got the wrong house.

It can happen to anybody, can't it? :o

Busman747 05-05-2005 21:48

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Originally Posted by Billcat
Moggy Madras? Pussy Vindaloo? Kitty Korma? Puss in Boots Balti? I get a furry feeling in my mouth just contemplating the concept.

"Oh the cat's in curry
At the Delhi Moon,
The place I eat
Every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
When they fry it crisp in dough, boys,
They serve it crisp in dough!"

http://webpages.marshall.edu/~will2/catkettle.html

With apologies to the late Harry Chapin!

If you like Billcats link and use a P2P service, (slap your wrist:D ) the song is mostly credited to "Weird Al" Brilliant!

Billcat 05-05-2005 22:06

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Originally Posted by Busman747
If you like Billcats link and use a P2P service, (slap your wrist:D ) the song is mostly credited to "Weird Al" Brilliant!

Glad you enjoyed it. I don't know if the Harry Chapin song was a hit in the UK, but the "Cat's in the Kettle" parody is one of the funniest I've heard. Even better, it got my daughter (who is cat-mad) into one of her "Dad, you really shouldn't" modes. Priceless!


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