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Well it's that time of year again.

Yes you guessed it, Big Brother is back. For all you fans out there are you ready to loose your social lifes for the summer? Or for the haters out there, are you ready for the constant media coverage of those unknown wannabes?

Ahh to think this was the show that started the wholre Reality TV Game Show craze off. Six whole years of people and ex-celebrities trying to make it big again in the public eye. What more could you ask for? :rolleyes:

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I'm one of those really sad people that are looking forward to it......hehehe.

I find it very difficult in summer because I love my garden, sun and beer but I have to weigh it up........which one do I want most. I actually threatened to get a t.v out in the garden last year. Oh well there could be worse things in life I could be doing I suppose.

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lol well Slinky it was nice meeting you...... see you again in the winter :p

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Lol I usually have to take a trip to the sun showers in ossy in the summer because I am stuck inside watching BB so I dont get much of a sun tan, so g78 you may be lucky you may well see me doing my rounds to the sunbed shop on a saturday lol.;)

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asll i can say is thank god for cable tv and the internet i have managed to sucessfully avoid this trash by using both lol

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A Pox Upon Big Brother!

May All Who Support It Burn In Hellfire And Brimstone!!

Thankyou Please

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Thats me burning in hellfire again........sheeeeeesh whats a girls to do these days.

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This expresson of mild sentiments might lead one to believe that Mez does not care for Big Brother.;)

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I think my opinions on reality tv are already well known.I would rather chew my own knees off than watch that drivel.Anyway,each to their own,enjoy it if you have the attention span to cope with it!:rolleyes:

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can think of far more interesting pursuits (1)watching paint dry (2)watching grass grow to name just two lol

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Can't say much, but watch out for a big Northern puff on Friday. :)

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If it's you, i'll watch the programe. If not you then i will give it a miss.lol

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I usually do try to avoid big puffs on Friday nights :D :D

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I think they should get BRIAN back in this years, he was the funniest most lovable person I have ever seen.................god I wish he was my brother .........instead I got tinks as a sister, oh well life is soooo cruel.

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They should drop a few people in it, then lock it up and throw away the key.

Jackie Stallone would be high up on the list, as would Tony Blair.

Other suggestions, anyone?!

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I'm with you slinky, I love BB, I know it's very sad but also very addictive. Sounds interesting with what they've got planned too!

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I too can think of better things to do than watch this rubbish. But once it starts it's all you hear about. My friends watch it & I always get left out of the conversations cos it's all they talk about. The world could come to an end but they wont care as long as it doesn't affect BB.

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Past winners and runner uppers-

A scouse builder. A lesbian ex-nun. A cockney chavette who thought East Anglia was abroad. A newly out of the closet airsteward. A post-op transexual. A nice girl [?]

Sounds like a good night here at Accy Web.;)

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I watched Big Brother one and two and like a lot of people thought rubbish rather watch paint dry blah,blah,blah.
Then along comes Big Brother 3 after a shakey start I was hooked.
I even have a chicken Ticker running across my monitor so I dont miss out when on p.c
I'm working Friday so I will have to get jobs done quick so I can watch Big Brothers Little Brother. Then the late showing of BB.
I will catch up with the one I messed on Sat afternoon.

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I can manage the edited highlights, but I can't watch it live.

Don't tell me people on here watch it live?

I have to say that I laugh when they say that someone has been sitting in the garden for 14 minutes - only anoraks time things like that to the nth degree!

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Sad me?

Series one before l had cable, l used to ring premium number so l could listen live!

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That's disturbing Garinda, I bet it cost you shedloads too?

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Well I have to go out for a meal tomorrow night..........who organises a meal when BB is launching, I ask you?.
I will be stuffing my face at quick speed then ringing hubby to come and pick me up as quick as he can.....( or I could get him to wait outside,,,,,yes that would be quicker) then get home and see who's in this year.................COME ON BIGBROTHER.
I read in the papers yesterday there are to be 13 contestants this year and the person they pick as the unlucky 13th person will have there life made a missery for 11 long weeks.
Hehehehe I cou;ld think of some things but then again I'm evil.

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I always feel so terribly sorry for the person who comes third. If your first out [Kitten,] you can play your z-list celebrity to the full for ten weeks. If your first or second you are also guaranteed some media oral-anal massaging [Nadia, Jason.]

Poor third placed contestants don't even get their own eviction night, bless. All that 'hard' work entertaining the nation with very little reward.

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vorlon24 and driller-that i would watch lol

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26 hours I can hardly contain myself, wine, crisps and chocs bought in already :D Door will be locked, phones unplugged and switched off, I can't wait, bring it on!!!!!

Only thing that annoys me, the public usually vote my favourites out to quick like Bubble and Alison. I like the big personalities not the creepy 'Mr I love me who do you love' Jasons!

Bubble falling over that table still creases me with laughter and Brian with his demons and who could forget the delighful Jonny the fireman.

Tinks one wish for BB ........ we get another Brian!

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Jonny and Kate are what made BB worth watching.

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Neil's one wish for BB ........ they catch a touch of ebola hemorrhagic fever in the house

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I think those of us who are BB addicts should play our own version.

We could have an eviction every Friday voted for every week. We already have a jacuzzi in the chatroom for r & r, we could also set each other tasks. If we ask Mick nicely he might even stand outside the evictees house as they emerge to recreate some of the excitment.

Thinking caps on with any ideas if or how we could play it.

Thankyou, Garinda McCall.

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Well today is the day, get ready for all the backwash of publicity and kiss and tell stories on the housemates.
Anyone seen those 'audition tapes' that they show on E4 ??? There sure are some freaky people out there.

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:confused: Right what about the accyweb 'contestants' are observed in the forum and a poll is put up every Friday and the person who has least votes is evicted?

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I have just sent an e-mail to BB to tell them I am infuriated with the copious amount of boobs and severe lack of male talent with the exception of the cheeky chappy Max ;)

Too many big ego's in one house let the fireworks begin :D !!

My money is already on Kemal to win.

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^5 Sister- my money's on Kemal to win [watch my Sari b-itch!]

Talent? Hello Roberto!

Eleven weeks it'll all be over. :(

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Hmm interesting bunch this year it seems. From the weirdo witch to the sari wearing man......

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Somebody pinched garindas idea :mad:

I think the witch will crack she seems a psychological mess! Oh the fun to watch another contestant emotionally crumble :D

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Yes l told you l was going in!

This typer is not the real Rindy.

Like l said watch my freakin sari- just wait till you see my gold wedding sari l'm going to wear on finals night [when l win!]

Scary Mary!!!!!!!!!!!!

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l think it's strange how the new people always remind you of past housemates!

Natalie- Marco.
Roberto- Federico.
North London geezer- Bubble.
Promo girl- Michelle.
Craig-Kitten.

Davina's brill as per usual too.

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First impressions are that the standard of the women looks a bit better this year, I may carry on watching.

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There might be something worth watching after all

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She meant man boobs sorry Neily.:)

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Anybody recognise themselves in there?

Mary = Tinks?
Lesley = Slinky?
Garinda = Roberto?

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Lol, cheers Dougi x

Tinks- a mad witch?
Slinks- a rubbered up nurse/slapper?
Me- a hunky Italian stallion!

You're bang on there matey! xxxxx

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Iwould like a 600lb bomb put under all there ass...s and pressed on the moment of impact, blow the shower of sh..t right back to where they belong what is the world comming to
to watch this shower of sh...t?

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Iwould like a 600lb bomb put under all there ass...s and pressed on the moment of impact, blow the shower of sh..t right back to where they belong what is the world comming to
to watch this shower of sh...t?

It beats watching ABI TITLESS trying to get it on with everyone on celebrity SPAZ island.
God they are a bunch of d'''ks, at least these are mr no-bodies which is far funnier than watching jumped up, snotty nosed celebs

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agree with that slinks,b
ut as its all crap i'll pass lol.

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Dougy you forgot to mention that you are on too :D your the lil voyeur gnome peeping at the back of the garden. They would recognise you if you turned round!

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Bitch... It's Doug the voyeur gnome. you can't get the staff these day's

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or witch.................. YOU DECIDE :D

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Mary, Mary demented fairy, how does your garden grow.

Your not a witch, just a Bitch, isn’t that so…….. :p

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Thats four of us as look-a-likees then, any more suggestions for other BB- Accy Webbers seperated at birth matches?

Slapper Dapper could be............

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Dougy Dougy, don't be mad,
being a lil voyeur gnome ain't that sad,
it's what your doing with your back to the camera,
now that's BAD! :D

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Hot steaming p*** dear, that what I'm doing.

I’m not a left hander, never been a *anker

Nor do I pander for the eye of garinda.

More like the charms of your better looking sister………Blessed be BITCH.

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How dare you try and rhyme me with pander, naughty man that is slander.

Do it again and you'll get a back hander!

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Better that than a Panda,

Hot and cuddly china bear,

Not many left and none to spare……

Slander? Now I’ve never been there……

And for a back hander I don’t really care…..

If I offend you over there

I’ll kiss it better, Oh no not there.

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Dont pick on the gnome, it is a shame
It aint his fault his d'''ks gone lame,
He is all alone and out in the cold
Didn't you know its gone soft cos he's old.

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Kiss my wand Bitch.....make it strong
I might be a gnome but its very long
I swing it left, I swing it right
I'll keep you up all of the night...........

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I thought the Gnome held a little rod?

Oh my God, the dirty sod!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The little gnome holds a rod
In the hope that he will catch a cod
Poor fella he is in a pickle
go on rindy give his balls a tickle............

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Are we not a little off thread?
We’ll get a slap and sent to bed.

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Sent to bed, I'm hoping so
Keeping on thread is that a law??

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He did it once, he did it twice,
He lifted my sari...
and said 'Yuk, not nice!'

[But gave me karma in a trice.]

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Dirty bitch give me an itch
when she laid me in a ossy ditch.
But she forgot that I'm a witch
now she walks with a twitch.

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Yuk, not nice. you don't say that twice
looked like it had been nibbled by some mice.

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Doug's on Big Brother,
but don't tell my mother
because he is the Mister,
who's trying to s**** my sister.

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The cheeky imp!
Shake his wand until he's limp.

If his pot of gold he won't reveal,
pull it off 'n' make him squeal.

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Tinks I hope you mean hannah
For your sake or get hit with the spanner.
If mum found out he would have to run for cover
and would probably miss the 11 weeks of Big Brother.

keeping on thread guys lmao

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Trying? More like dying.
You should see the bloody blister,
Oh how I wished I had missed her.
In that ditch I shouldn't have kissed her
now I need Zovirax because of your sister...

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now now guys dont be mean
None of you look like charlie sheen.
doug and rindy some may say
that you been acting rather gay.

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'Big Brother House this is Garinda, please do not swear you are live on Channel 4.

The first person to leave the Big Brother House is......................


...............................the Gnome with the erection. You have one minute to say your goodbyes, l'm COMING to get you!'

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Awwwwww the gnome with the erection has been kicked out
you the one with the silly pout
come on guys dont be upset
he'll be ok when he has visited the vet.

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The gnome is evicted,
erections! He's addicted,
but not to his own,
cus it's too small,
he does moan.

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I'm trying to give you one,
but it won't let me.
In 24 hours maybe,

I'm the one she pulled and pulled?
now she's got my pot of gold............:)

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By erection l only meant, the little rod he holds 'n' is bent.

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Doug's Wishful thinking,
but I have an inckling,
sore nads will be coming your way,
before the end of the day!

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Pot of gold,
or silver jizz,
it's not enuff,
what a swizz!

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At least I won't have too sleep with Lesley, old trout.

Always whipping her T**s out,

Between the hears she has now't

Alas her garden, is nothing to shout about,

The odd bush, nibbled, but never talked about……

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You're all so rude from what l've read, this is supposed to be a serious thread.

Its pullin' this, jizzin; that.

Where's my coat, l've got my hat?

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Don't forget your nads. Tinks will sell them in the classified Ads.

Don't you think these sister crude.
Being on bb in the nude.
Rubbing up gnomes
for their pots of Gold.
taking the p*** out of the old.
making Doug sit in the cold
only his fishing rod to hold.

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Doug you disgrace,
us sisters are ace,
your rod is so old,
it's growing green mould.

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Bitch..............................
Yeah, but you love it. :p

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There was an old man called Doug,
Always posting and acting so smug
He went down a ditch,
with slinky the bitch,
and now all he can do is tug.:eek: :eek:

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Can I enrol in the poetry society but don't want no impropriety. Big Brother sucks but don,t know whose. It's hard to choose, but all who watch lose.

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Haven't watched any of it. Think it's dross...:D

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Nice one Mthead............Love it. lol :D

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BB......unmitigated bilge!

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never ever watched it what a waste of tv space:p

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OK people.. as much as i like to see Doug being slated for being the dirty old perv that he is, i must ask you all to be carefull and bare in mind that that this is a family site, so please think carefully before you type, it could be your kids reading this filth one day:D Or of course it could be someone's loved one,!!!! but that wouldn't happen here i'm sure;)

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Petty, slanderous and for a moderator of this site extremely poor. Shame.

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:D Sorry Wingy

Back to thread :o


I am very disappointed with BB there is so many sound cuts during the day because of that fat lil pudding ....... loud mouthed .....vulgar chav Lesley. I wonder by the end, if I will hate her more than I did Jason in last years BB?

Scary Mary has to be the most boring contestant yet and looks like shes permanently high on drugs.......... WEIRDO!!!

There's nothing but bickering and poor cheeky chappy Max just wants to have some fun and a laugh but has to put up with bitchy, snide remarks.

It's early days yet but I can truly say I wouldn't wish to be in that house for anything!!

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hey tinks that sounds just like me or some think pmsl.

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how in the name of god can someone watch this load of sh...te on telly?the people that watch this cr p must have a different outlook on life than anyone else,do you not realise you are paying to watch this bullc...p?

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I think BB have scrapped these people from the very bottom of the so called barrell.