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Steph 02-06-2005 23:57

For all you women out there...........
 
I don't know about anybody else but I find fellows to be really lazy when it comes to cleaning up. They suddenly have loads to do when you need some help. The biggest pain is that as soon as you have tidied one place and go to another, the first one needs tidying again! Arrggghhhhh!!!!!! Anyone share these views?

chav1 02-06-2005 23:59

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you could try less moaning and more cleaning

yes that would be a good start :D

cashman 03-06-2005 00:00

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not guilty- but its never done right-from a womans point of view lol

Steph 03-06-2005 00:00

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You are a cheeky ******!!!

Steph 03-06-2005 00:01

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Well if its not done right then you need to try harder!!!

Bazf 03-06-2005 00:32

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The biggest pain is that as soon as you have tidied one place and go to another, the first one needs tidying again!

Obviously your just not putting in the effort, try less scolding and more work that way your man will love you more and you will feel more fullfilled with your life.




SHORTEST love story:

ONCE upon a time a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"

She said "No."

And the guy lived happily ever after.:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:



Tinkerbelle 03-06-2005 00:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bazf


ONCE upon a time a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?"

She said "No."





Yeah but you know why she said no.......... for 1 oz of sausage why marry the whole bloody pig!

Steph 03-06-2005 00:41

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I like that 1, he he! Well said........

Debbie J 03-06-2005 05:34

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Fully agree that men are lazy. My other half says things like 'sit down have a rest' when he's at home & I'm busy. From that you would think he was going to do whatever for me, no such luck 'do it later when I'm not here! I have been waiting weeks now for him to take some junk to the tip but every time I mention it he always finds an excuse. If I could drive I'd do it myself!!!

kingkorab 03-06-2005 06:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chav1
you could try less moaning and more cleaning

yes that would be a good start :D

Men are lazy and women Moan. them are the facts

Less 03-06-2005 07:10

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Oh dear, are we going to have a load of those miserable souls that call themselves women moaning on about how badly done to they are!
Come on girls give us a break, try using that section of your brain that controls your imagination and then you might just be able to see things from our point of view. We don't do tidying, we are not conditioned for tidying working around the house is what YOU were put here for.
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We are the hunters, the society forced on us by the first women to invent sweeping the cave has put us into a false way of living. The nearest we get to our natural instincts is when we get together for a few pints and chuck a few darts at the board (the closest thing we have to a spear these days).
Our fathers and grandfathers were lucky 'the wife' was always too busy donkey-stoning the front doorstep to join him for a drink, what a wonderful world they had in those days!
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Steph 03-06-2005 10:20

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lol i like that reasoning but it still doesn't excuse the fact that when something needs doin the fellows decide they have to be somewhere (extremely vague) or they have to do something (meaningless) if the fellows would just do one thing that surprised there partners you would reep the benefits no end ie. tell her sit down when she gets home from work, offer to cook her tea for her and make her a brew she will appreciate it

vorlon24 03-06-2005 11:23

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I found something that the ladies will love in the latest Which? magazine:

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A new washing machine uses fingerprint recognition to make sure the same person can't use it twice in a row
How many takers do you think they will get?!!

Steph 03-06-2005 11:30

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however to contradict myself, my best friends boyfriend is staying with us for a little while and he is being very helpful and has cooked me a meal for when i came in from work and has looked after my little girl too

cashman 03-06-2005 11:56

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vorlon whats a washing machine (a woman)? lol

grannyclaret 03-06-2005 12:06

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sometimes our house dosent have the lived in look ,,,,it looks like its been turned over,,,,

Steph 03-06-2005 12:08

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have you ever cooked for your other half and let her have a night off?

Less 03-06-2005 13:11

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Originally Posted by Steph
ie. tell her sit down when she gets home from work, offer to cook her tea for her and make her a brew she will appreciate it

In other words you want to turn everything that has taken evolution thousands of years to develop and change it in just one generation? It's your cave, your the one that insists on all the girlie additions such as pink this and ikea that, we men can't even make a choice in the 'home' about the toilet seat! This is an environment you have created don't complain to me because I and no doubt your fella are leaving you to get on with it in your own illogical fashion!

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have you ever cooked for your other half and let her have a night off?


Of course I have, a man's got to eat and if she can't be bothered to come home early enough to cook for him it doesn't mean that he has to take the same selfish attitude as she has. After all there is always room to cook two frozen meals in a micro-wave!


Steph 03-06-2005 13:57

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I think that is rather sexist of you to be honest...................

shiny gem 03-06-2005 15:48

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Originally Posted by Steph
I think that is rather sexist of you to be honest...................

ah thats men for you!!! lol

cashman 03-06-2005 15:58

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:tongue8: :tongue8:
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Originally Posted by shiny gem
ah thats men for you!!! lol

whilst replying to this thread my beloved is in the kitchen making MY tea.after tea she will be sat on her backside watching tele whilst i do the washing up- what the hells wrong with that?pmsl

shiny gem 03-06-2005 16:00

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ive also recently found that men want to take you to bed...but arent willing to put any effort in to get you there!!! i mean whatever happened to the flowers and chocs??? trip to the cinema or a meal???? they seem to have been forgotton with a simple text..." house is empty..come over!!"

cashman 03-06-2005 16:17

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Originally Posted by shiny gem
ive also recently found that men want to take you to bed...but arent willing to put any effort in to get you there!!! i mean whatever happened to the flowers and chocs??? trip to the cinema or a meal???? they seem to have been forgotton with a simple text..." house is empty..come over!!"

if thats all they think of you id change my circle of friends your worth more than that.

Steph 03-06-2005 16:26

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thats very true well said cashman

shiny gem 03-06-2005 16:45

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Originally Posted by cashman
if thats all they think of you id change my circle of friends your worth more than that.

aww thanks, i was getting worried that you men where all the same!!

Steph 03-06-2005 16:48

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well he's right to say it cos not all men are actually like that

shiny gem 03-06-2005 16:51

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Originally Posted by Steph
well he's right to say it cos not all men are actually like that


ive heard of these mythical creatures...alas they are all married or gay!!! or hiding somewhere!!! do you know where any are???

Steph 03-06-2005 16:54

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my friends boyfriend is nice and he is a great cook too but like you say he is taken

shiny gem 03-06-2005 16:58

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Originally Posted by Steph
my friends boyfriend is nice and he is a great cook too but like you say he is taken

see my point!!! the men out there who are single...seem to be enjoying being so and dont want to give it up without a fight

Mick 03-06-2005 16:59

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_13_8.gif ok steph
my wife will agree that I can cook better than she can.
I have made her a meal for when she gets in from work
but she will not eat curry at 8am in the morning ???

I love being married and love my wife we have been married 32 years
so where am i going wrong STEPH ???

Steph 03-06-2005 17:01

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like we have said not all men are like this but we seem to have a majority verdict from the women lol

Less 03-06-2005 17:09

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Originally Posted by Steph
well he's right to say it cos not all men are actually like that

Of course all men are not like that, these days most of them are brought up to be the little b*stards they are by their single mothers!

Either respect what was the normal, i.e. children raised in marital circumstances where both the man and the woman contribute to the upbringing, or suffer the consequences which seem to be I give a sod for no-one but myself, because none of you are ready to make a lasting commitment!

You want perfection? you want change? how you bring up your children is the way to improve all manners of what you complain about, look to yourselves before you blame others for the way men are turning out!
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shiny gem 03-06-2005 17:11

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You want perfection? you want change? how you bring up your children is the way to improve all manners of what you complain about, look to yourselves before you blame others for the way men are turning out!


lol...i dont have kids so you cant blame me for the little monkeys!!!

fireman 03-06-2005 17:12

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WHAT IS THAT............................. Going out for a meal now, but watch this space, that is very sexist very wrong and a load of s--t . Can't wait to get back......................................... Phew...

shiny gem 03-06-2005 17:15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fireman
WHAT IS THAT............................. Going out for a meal now, but watch this space, that is very sexist very wrong and a load of s--t . Can't wait to get back......................................... Phew...


dont worry we wherent including you...you're one of the old crew!!! perfect gent and all that!!!

Steph 03-06-2005 17:18

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do you feel better now that you have got that off your chest lol

Less 03-06-2005 17:36

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Originally Posted by Steph
do you feel better now that you have got that off your chest lol

No, I don't feel better, I feel alot worse because there are women out there like you that will take a narrow view of all men (because that is easy), rather than a great number of very nice women that understand men are different and embrace that difference with joy and sometimes contentment. (that doesn't mean they are inferior that means they are normal human beings).
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Reidy 03-06-2005 17:40

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Well Steph as your fella i would like to give u a great big pat on the back, say thanks, and keep up the good work!!! ;)

Steph 03-06-2005 17:47

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andrew as ur lasses, mates boyfriend i think you should choose ur next words carefully lol

staggeringman 03-06-2005 18:39

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if you didnt spend so much time on your computer you could be doing something else istead of being sexist,whats up with the women of today you give them equal rights and they still want to whinge about summat! if i ever get wed again i am going to get her feet bandaged up like they do in china ,SO SHE CAN STAND NEARER TO KITCHEN SINK. :p

fireman 03-06-2005 19:52

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I have never heard such a load of old rubbish in my life Steph. To generalise, just because you chose a man who does not meet all your expectations , DON'T tar us all with the same brush that is terrible, that is just like saying all women are whores. Take it back now and apologise to the men that are willing to help and are fussy about cleanliness in the home, or I shall meet you at dawn on Highams playing fields so that this can be settled. P. S. BRING YOUR GRILL PAN....................

K.S.H 03-06-2005 20:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by vorlon24
A new washing machine uses fingerprint recognition to make sure the same person can't use it twice in a row

Bad idea that, that means her mother will have to come round to do it as well

Margaret Pilkington 03-06-2005 20:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fireman
I have never heard such a load of old rubbish in my life Steph. To generalise, just because you chose a man who does not meet all your expectations , DON'T tar us all with the same brush that is terrible, that is just like saying all women are whores. Take it back now and apologise to the men that are willing to help and are fussy about cleanliness in the home, or I shall meet you at dawn on Highams playing fields so that this can be settled. P. S. BRING YOUR GRILL PAN....................


Yeah.......and remember to bring a Brillo Pad........because the Grill pan will want a good cleaning when you have finished with it. (sorry fireman.......you don't get chance to forget that do you?)

fireman 03-06-2005 20:24

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I back my grill pan against any............................................... ..........

Margaret Pilkington 03-06-2005 20:32

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Fireman we ALL know that you know how to use the grill pan.......that is not in dispute........but have you got your NVQ in Cleaning it....?

fireman 03-06-2005 20:36

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One slip, I say ONE SLIP. and your branded for life. KARMA stops and your known as the one with the dirty grill pan............................ MY GRILL PAN IS GLEAMING BRIGHT ISHAVE IN IT EVERY MORNING. ( jUST BEFORE i WASH THE HAND BASIN INTHE BATHROOM, AND MAKE SURE i DIDN'T SPLASH THE MIRROR) XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Margaret Pilkington 03-06-2005 20:42

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What a good boy.......see you learned your lesson the hard way!

fireman 03-06-2005 20:58

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SURELY EVERYONE IS ALLOWED ONE SLIP UP, but that does not seem to be the case here.Think I will just hang ip my pinnie.

Margaret Pilkington 03-06-2005 21:06

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I think one slip up is all you are allowed........but don't hang up your pinnie, you still might have a grill pan to clean !

fireman 03-06-2005 21:26

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TuT typical.x

Steph 03-06-2005 21:28

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Get scrubbing the grill pan!

fireman 03-06-2005 21:34

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Did I touch a sexist nerve DEARY.......................x

staggeringman 04-06-2005 00:44

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Give Them An Inch And They Will Take A Yard!there Are A Lot Of Happy Couples On This Site, And If You Are Up And Cumming Start To Think.

staggeringman 04-06-2005 00:56

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:rolleyes: steph been and done n a shift, your still sat there on your arse, wheres the husband?

garinda 04-06-2005 03:47

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Quote:

Originally Posted by staggeringman
Give Them An Inch And They Will Take A Yard!there Are A Lot Of Happy Couples On This Site, And If You Are Up And Cumming Start To Think.


I've read and reread this ten times.

Is it a cryptic clue?

A special code?

Do the capitals when rearranged spell out something?

It's really hard, and with each reread l come up with something more disgusting! :)

lettie 04-06-2005 07:36

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Not all fellas are lazy in the home. My ex hubby was as lazy as they get so I got rid of him. You do have a choice you know. If you aren't prepared to put up with a lazy partner then find one who is not......:D

garinda 04-06-2005 10:29

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As well of lots of other little sidelines l have going, l also run Buff 'n' Go an all male nude cleaning service.

You could hire Thor [real name Gordon] for £30 per hour. He's 6ft. dark and swarthy and comes with his own tools, cloths etc.

I'm sure after a few visits hub would soon perk up his ideas his duties no end.;)

lettie 04-06-2005 10:37

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Lol...:rofl38: Is Thor any good at gardening. I need someone with a large chopper to come and give my bush a good pruning...:D

garinda 04-06-2005 16:25

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Originally Posted by lettie
Lol...:rofl38: Is Thor any good at gardening. I need someone with a large chopper to come and give my bush a good pruning...:D

No Lettie for all topiary you want Woody. One session with him and you'd have Sparkologist back in his wellies trimming away at your undergrowth. ;)

steve 04-06-2005 17:56

I hope you dont tar us all with the same brush there are one or two exceptions you know.

Steph 04-06-2005 22:41

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of course. I know there are a couple of exceptions but (steve), you know what (Reidy) is like. Why do I put up with it................lol

fireman 04-06-2005 22:46

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only a couple of exceptions steph? I know a lot of women (and just as many men) who don't give a dam I applaud you for not biting too hard at my taunts but you must admitt there are as many lazy women as there are men.

Steph 04-06-2005 22:53

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Well that maybe, but I certainly aren't one of them and I really stick lazy people

fireman 04-06-2005 22:56

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Can't do with lazy folk either if a job needs doing , it needs to be done when noticed , and done to the best of your ability . MALE OR FEMALE>

Steph 04-06-2005 23:09

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thats exactly how I think it should be done as well, not in a minute...............because quite frankly that minute never comes!

fireman 04-06-2005 23:15

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see we think alike after all that s--t

Steph 04-06-2005 23:18

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ok I suppose we can call a truce then eh?..............

fireman 04-06-2005 23:19

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OK I will buy you a drink at the next meet.x

cashman 04-06-2005 23:21

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do i get one as well fireman lol?

fireman 04-06-2005 23:23

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If you want one , you got one lol

cashman 04-06-2005 23:25

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Originally Posted by fireman
If you want one , you got one lol

dont let rindy know lol

fireman 04-06-2005 23:26

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do you mean garinda

cashman 04-06-2005 23:30

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Originally Posted by fireman
do you mean garinda

yeh we call him rindy in the chatroom its less to type lol

Steph 06-06-2005 21:18

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Well I haven't been to a meeting yet but if someone lets me know when and where then I might just make an entrance!

fireman 06-06-2005 21:20

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Bet that will be worth seeing x

Steph 06-06-2005 21:24

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Ha Ha, might just be

fireman 06-06-2005 21:25

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I'll be their x

Steph 06-06-2005 21:29

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I won't cos I don't know when or where?

fireman 06-06-2005 21:30

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Watch this space x

Steph 06-06-2005 21:36

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okay........................I'm watching

Steph 10-06-2005 14:29

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i can't make this one cos i'm working

Steph 10-06-2005 14:30

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anyway, what happened to the part were women could have a go at their lazy fellas?

cashman 10-06-2005 15:07

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Originally Posted by Steph
anyway, what happened to the part were women could have a go at their lazy fellas?

must not be enough women got em steph lol

fireman 10-06-2005 18:19

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The next meet will be advertised by our mum MEZ she never lets us down , keeps us all reminded x

Steph 10-06-2005 22:57

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Quote:

must not be enough women got em steph lol
originally posted by Cashman
well, why do I get the lazy one :(


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