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garinda 05-07-2005 08:04

Re: Disestablishment - Now!
 
It's strange the bits of the Bible that are oft quoted.

I liked the bits were adulters should be stoned to death, or were if a man takes a guest into his house, along with the usual hospitality you should also offer them your wife.

Now that is friendly.

Less 05-07-2005 11:35

Re: Disestablishment - Now!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
if a man takes a guest into his house, along with the usual hospitality you should also offer them your wife.

Now that is friendly.

No, friendly is when he takes her with him when he leaves, peace at last!
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Bazf 05-07-2005 12:19

Re: Disestablishment - Now!
 
10 Reasons why beer is better then Religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

But the best yet if anyone wants one I will get it and send it to you, I honestly don't belive it was real untill a friend of mine bought one for a laugh.:)
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