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Tealeaf 26-07-2005 13:16

Love Story (5)
 
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bitolder and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

So I told her to p*ss off and I hung up.




Margaret Pilkington 26-07-2005 13:19

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Ever the gentleman Tealeaf.....!

apest1 26-07-2005 13:30

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I`d have asked her to meet me some place (long way-a way) and Not gone ... Ha,Ha,

slinky 26-07-2005 13:46

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Looks like she got a lucky escape this time round;) :D

Doug 26-07-2005 14:06

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Love it…………………:D

cashman 26-07-2005 15:37

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treat em mean keep em keen pmsl

garinda 26-07-2005 17:16

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I think it's brilliant that they let them have mobiles in old folks homes.


:fruitsex:

slinky 26-07-2005 17:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
I think it's brilliant that they let them have mobiles in old folks homes.


:fruitsex:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe I think it is good too!!:D

harwood red 26-07-2005 19:45

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hee hee, good one tealeaf. But does that make you sizeist????

grego 26-07-2005 20:05

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Good one Tealeaf.

Margaret Pilkington 26-07-2005 20:09

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Tealeaf, it wasn't her mind you loved her for then was it......?


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