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garinda 27-07-2005 20:39

Re: Most unusual way to earn pennies.
 
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington
Gayle...... in answer to your question.......they have a fake back end of a cow sprayed with bovine pheromones.......the things that makes the bull think the cow is receptive.....the bull mounts the fake cow.........has a high old time and the results are collected in some kind of receptacle stored in the fake cow. Or, that's what I was told......unless anyone out there knows any different. It sounds plausible and it was a farmers wife who told me.......I can't believe she would tell me that as a wind up.


Lucky beef Farmers, thats not what happened to the pigs, they had to be, er................manually brought to fruition!

Now that is a job and a half, considering that a Mister Piggy's winky is more curly than his tail, to aid a better mount by acring similar to a cork screw.

I started this thread in good faith, who brought it down to animal onanism?

Doug 27-07-2005 20:42

Re: Most unusual way to earn pennies.
 
I think some bloke started it with a Goat and a few lesbian whippets......:p

garinda 27-07-2005 20:50

Re: Most unusual way to earn pennies.
 
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Originally Posted by Doug
I think some bloke started it with a Goat and a few lesbian whippets......:p

:confused: Excuse me, there was non of that going on down at the lesbian farm where l worked!


Unlike apparently, 'a nice evening out' with Doug ladies.:D

Doug 27-07-2005 20:59

Re: Most unusual way to earn pennies.
 
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Originally Posted by garinda
:confused: Excuse me, there was non of that going on down at the lesbian farm where l worked!
Unlike apparently, 'a nice evening out' with Doug ladies.:D

Bitch.............:) How do you go about getting a job on a lesbian farm then?....:D

garinda 28-07-2005 18:01

Re: Most unusual way to earn pennies.
 
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Originally Posted by Doug
Bitch.............:) How do you go about getting a job on a lesbian farm then?....:D

I sent off twenty stamped addressed envelopes offering myself for £10 per week all in, plus bed and board, in June 1982.

Out of the replies l received back, that seemed the safest option!;)

jpest1 28-07-2005 18:11

Re: Most unusual way to earn pennies.
 
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Originally Posted by garinda
I sent off twenty stamped addressed envelopes offering myself for £10 per week all in, plus bed and board, in June 1982.

Out of the replies l received back, that seemed the safest option!;)

Hey garinda. Usually 'all in' includes b&b so what where you offering all in ? :confused:

garinda 28-07-2005 22:33

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Originally Posted by jpest1
Hey garinda. Usually 'all in' includes b&b so what where you offering all in ? :confused:

Blood, sweat and tears, and all the clothes and espadrilles Ninnie the goat could get down her greedy neck.:p


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