Uses for dead cats
 

Never mind entwisi's LPG. How about running your car on dead cats. I think this is the ultimate eco-friendly fuel, we'll never run out of cats.

From the Reuters news site:

German inventor's 'cat fuel' angers animal lovers
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a home-made blend of garbage, run-over cats, and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The Web site of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH," says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a litre, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-litre (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.

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Just as well it not April 1st I think.

Not too sure if I like the idea but would love to see fuel at the prices stated in stead of being ripped-off by a garage the other day!!!


Had price of deisel on big boards at 97.9p a litre but when you got too pump the prices was £1.02.9 a litre not saying which garage it was but think some of you will know

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Being a cat owner......and cat mad, I can see why the animal rights activists are up in arms.

There are other ways to fuel cars......and they would be developed more except that this goverment gets such a rake off in revenue.......every time the price goes up Gordon Brown must rub his hands with glee.

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i prefer just to hang them in the yard as a deterant to other cats :D

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another use for cats ! there was a well known restarant in accy prosecuted in the 60s for having dead cats hanging in the fridge,was reported in the observor at the time. no names but chicken fried rice was on the menu lolll

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Lovely stuff! At last we have something with a bit of life in it....some of the other stuff that has been posted on here recently appears intended to turn the Accy Web into a 1950's womens weekly magazine. The only thread that seems to have been missing is one for people to swop knitting patterns for sleeveless pullovers.

As for other uses for dead cats, let me have a think...

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Please say which garage. That is illegal and you should pay the price on the board.

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I have a few more if you like :)



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definately like bazf lollll

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They are class bazf and wouldnt mind seeing the rest. For all cat lovers out there I am not against cats as I once had one.

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i myself have had many cats but also a GSOH.lol :D

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I wonder what sort of response a thread called "Uses for Dead Councillors" would elicit.

Seriously though, wasn't there a series of books published about ten years ago on this very subject (dead cats, not dead councillors)?

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Yes popular bog reading for Yuppies.

Oh no Acidic-bab, please say you weren't?:eek:

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Ones of joy and relief as its the only time they would be useful

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[QUOTE=Acrylic-bob]I wonder what sort of response a thread called "Uses for Dead Councillors" would elicit.

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with the absence of a certain councilor one is wondering what AB has done with him :D

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Not keen on dead cat fuel, think the piccis are funny though!

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Are you sure they didn't just read this page?

http://www.petroldirect.com/biofuels.htm

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[QUOTE=chav1]He could be using him in a throwing contest instead of an unfortunate moggy:D

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101 use for dead cats.

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LAST SEEN IN THE PICK ANDMIX IN WOOLIES http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_22_1.gif

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Maybe someone could invent a recipe for pigeon petrol and we could kill two birds with one stone and rid the town centre of bird poop.

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Is a cat's life worth more than a bird's?

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slow down there gary .......cats have nine lives thery are luckythats why they can run cars on them, and willow i woyuld rather hear a bird sing rather than a CAT meeow!

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Pigeons are classed as vermin in town centres. Most councils are trying to dispose of them.

Bit of a contrast to the little old lady on the steps of St. Pauls selling bird food at "Tuppence a Bag" but that's progress for you.

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When it comes to pigeons give me a Wood Pigeon and as for a cat I would settle for a Jaguar. As for the people pooper ones in the town get a Harris Hawk of Buzzard, failing that a shotgun. :D

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I am a cat lover and the dead cat petrol does sound a bit offensive but............ If the cats are already dead anyway, they may as well be put to good use...:D

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Bury them in the back garden they will freshen the soil a bit. Burning cat fuel would proberly stink worse than a sewer.:rolleyes:

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Does it work with dead people. After all if the people are dead anyway, they may as well be put to good use...:D

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Lol Neil... To be honest I couldn't care less what they do with me when I'm gone.. If the gases produced by my decomposition come in useful to someone then by all means use em....:D

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I like the thought of using pigeons for fuel. I have always said that a fortune waits for the man or woman who invents a chewing gum that is irresistable to pigeons so that when the morons spit it all over the pavement the pigeons swoop down and clear it. Although it would have to contain something that destroys the reproductive cycle in pigeons.!!!!!!!!!!

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I don't know why people have such a downer on pigeons. If we didn't leave so much crap about, natural survival birth control would limit the amount of their crap we have to endure.

Pigeon poop is relatively charming compared with seagull plop, and most people like to see those big bruisers scavaging for rubbish.

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Pigeon poop is not pleasant at all and contains the meningites bug.

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No animal poop is pleasant, I'm sorry cat lovers including cat poop, and as for dog's eggs, that can cause blindness.

It's funny how we value certain of God's creatures more highly than others, unlike other religions.

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shall we cross reference this thread with my one on SHOG DITE>

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Unless cats are always kept in houses all the time,or wear little feline nappies, trust me they do like to express their 'feelings' outside of their own patch. I know, all of my neighbours also provide litter boxes.



Sorry bad thread wander, and like Fireman said he already has it covered, or is it covered in it?

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i am not complaining,a seagul ploped on my head the other day,and this morning i received a premium bond for £50... where theres muck theres brass....

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A seagull plopped on my head at a wedding in Bolton-le-Sands in 1970, I've considered myself lucky ever since.:)

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You mean lucky to get away from Bolton le Sands.

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the dead cats seem to have gone missing lolllll

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We spent ages training our kitten to use a litter tray. The minute she was allowed out she wouldn't use it. In fact if the window isn't open to get out she will come and wake me up if she wants the toilet and I can either open the door or the window.

I reckon she goes up into teh woods at the top of our street as I have never seen any poop on any neighbours lawns/gardens.

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Hope she doesn't go on the golf course!!!!!!!!!

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dont worry heres one

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The cat who.......................what?? come on I need to know what it did!!! Died!!!

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it was the cat who went into chavs back yard one too many times ;)

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and did a whoopsie

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You mean a lovely calling card. What did Chave do to that poor moggie:rolleyes:

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Oooo evil chav, I'd hate to think what he did with the poor p... err moggy....:(

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why dont you bring your p.... err moggy onto my property and find out :p

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this could be interesting:D

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Now thats a risk I'm not prepared to take!!! my p... err moggy is very special to me and don't want it singeing or prepared for one of your bonfires:rolleyes:

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no need to worry about that happening ime more likely to throttle it and kick it down the back alley :D

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Thats a relief the site of a bike pump plus moggy equals unidentified fly in object came to mind as it was sailing over the coytes:D

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now that is pure evil. do you not have any pets??? How would you feel if someone said that about your little friend :mad:

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i have a pet snake yo want to throttle it go ahead but dont blame me if it bites you ..


and for the smutty minded peopel it is a corn snake i am refering to been throttled :p

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wants reporting does chav.........

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or sorting out, ha ha bet there's a couple i can think of that would take up the challenge ;)

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I have had a cat and no problems but when I indulged my liking of another furry friend as in Rats every one wanted to stamp on them or drown them. I just have a weird sense of humour sometimes.

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why cant they use dogs aswell??

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its a lot harder to push a great dane through the petrol cap than say a kitten for example ;)

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just boot it up its backside then or use a sausage dog! :D

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OK, G, I had 101 Uses for a Dead Cat, plus 101 more Uses for a Dead Cat, and the response - the Cats' Revenge - 101 uses for dead people. And yes, they were in the loo.

So .....?

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I'm saying nothing Miss Thing!


As long as you didn't share a bathroom with A-b in the decadent 80's, my lips will remain sealed.;)

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now thats one angry moggie....

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A totally new meaning to mad cat. Chav better keep his head down this one has been watching Rambo movies:D

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because cats are purrrfect!!! tee hee,
:p

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theres yet to be a pussy i aint been able to lick ille take that one down with my bare teeth and my hands behind my back :uzi: :uzi:

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blindfold on as well???

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depends on whose stood in front ..........lol:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:

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holy sh*t i nearly wet myself reading that :D

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yeah i heard you had a problem!! have you tried waterproof sheets??

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yes they are over rated :p

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I beleive I founder a sniper cat chav.

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Chav its coming to get you.

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another angry moggie...(i'm scared )

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How many did you order and what price have the CFA (cats freedom army) put on your head? :D