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Less 15-09-2005 10:01

Kite mark for vehicle servicing
 
It was announced on the radio today that a new scheme was to be introduced similar to the kite mark scheme to show quality Car servicing garages, places that would actually charge for whats wrong with a car rather than what they can make up just to squeeze money out of you.

Alex Lester (radio 2) suggested that we use a spanner system to show quality of services below is my interpretation of this system.

I was thinking the garages in the scheme would supply
little window stickers to fit in our cars so that they
can recognise us as we drive onto the forecourt, but
to adapt the spanner theme.

1 spanner = the owner of this car is good for an
unnecesary oil change.

2 spanners = the owner of this car is good for
recycling, his old parts back to him.

3 spanners = Treat this bloke with respect but
remember it's your birthday!

4 spanners = If your really going to rip him off for
that much please try not to laugh right in his face
leave him ignorant for the rest of us!

5 spanners = Run a duster over that old wreck you've
been trying to get rid of this is your man.


cashman 15-09-2005 12:47

Re: Kite mark for vehicle servicing
 
back to form less-love it loll

harwood red 15-09-2005 13:00

Re: Kite mark for vehicle servicing
 
god knows what a 5 spanner plus would be then!!! ;)

Neil 15-09-2005 13:18

Re: Kite mark for vehicle servicing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by harwood red
god knows what a 5 spanner plus would be then!!! ;)

A blonde women looking at buying a minibus :D

SPUGGIE J 15-09-2005 15:13

Re: Kite mark for vehicle servicing
 
Why not just give them a star rating like a restaurant

harwood red 15-09-2005 15:37

Re: Kite mark for vehicle servicing
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
A blonde women looking at buying a minibus :D

Why have you seen one???

SPUGGIE J 15-09-2005 16:43

Re: Kite mark for vehicle servicing
 
SEEN WHAT A 5 STAR GARAGE...... ERR NO BUT THERE HAS TO BE ONE SOMEWERE THAT GOOD:p


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