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Who would you most like to be stranded on a desert island with and why?

What one item of luxury could you not do without?

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Rick Stein the chef
My fishing gear

Wont go hungry that way

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Garinda – He’s such a likable Chap.

A large Rounders Bat – He’s an argumentative little *******

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Luxury? A mirror.

Person? A friendly, witty hermaphrodite.

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Awwwww, that sweet, but I don't play rounders.:)

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Violence is never the answer Doug.

My pen [keyboard] is mightier than your sword [rounders bat.]

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only coz you cant get past 1st base :p

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Ok, as long as you don't say again you want to whack me round the head with a rounders bat on a desert island.:)

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if its not rude ,whats a hermaphrodite????????????:confused:

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The person would have to be will mellor......................


And if the person was will mellor.................the luxury Item would have to be toilet roll;) :D

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The person mmmm ........... slinky, because even if we were in mortal danger or dieing of starvation we'd still find something to laugh at :D and she's taking Will Mellor, what more could a girl ask for!

The luxury item ........ beer of course ;)

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A Hermaphrodite is an unfortunate person born with both male and female sets of genitalia. In a true hermaphrodite, neither set of genitalia is functional. These babies are usually operated on to cosmetically alter the genitalia to resemble one or the other (usually determined by the results of chromasome tests). Fortuntely it is a relatively rare condition. The term 'hermaphrodite' originates from Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the son of Hermes and Aphrodite he was fused with a nymph and took on the physical traits of both genders...


I would like to be stranded with Sparks because he makes me laugh.

My luxury item would be an unlimited supply of Wolfblass Shiraz.:D

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Jagielka:D :D

Luxury item ........ a ball

..............then i could make me own footy team :p ;)

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aawwwww that's nice of you to think of Jaggys brother Phil :D

Your luxury item should be your mobile though, so I can keep you informed on Stanley score lines and send you pics of Ste Jaggy pmsl!!

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Erm noooooo im taking Ste Jaggy :D tho yeh i should take me phone soooo i can send u pics;)

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They appeared to work ok in a certain DVD I once watched. Before you all ask no you can't borrow it. Rindy assures me that the DVD went faulty so he threw it away. I am not sure I believe him ;)

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Hehehehe, I reckon in medical terms functional applies to the ability to reproduce, but may include general use with some people...:D

Shame about Rindy chucking that DVD away though...;)

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Can I stand somebody who is a pain with the thing they hate most?

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I have met an actual hermaphrodite, whilst I was working in Hamburg one summer when I was a student.

Like Lettie posted it is a terrible thing for a person to be born with, and in most western countries it's medically decided what sex the person is, then an operation is carried out to make the person one sex or the other.

The one I met was working as a stripper, and had born in the West Indies, so she didn't have any surgical readjustment. The finale to her act, for which she wore a chain mail dress and danced to Private Dancer, was truly amazing.

Talk about pulling all the stops, to amaze your audience.;)

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Rindy:surprise: You haven't arf met some interesting folk during the course of your life. I would love to meet some of the babies that I have come across, later in their lives, to find out what became of them. I have only come across one hermaphrodite, but 3 other indeterminate gender babies over the years. It's a distressing condition for the parents at birth. Obviously the babies are none the wiser and will act just like normal babies, but I always wonder what problems these babies develop as they become older... It must be awful.

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Assuming your not allowed to be stranded with your partner, I'd like to be stranded with .................sorry I've been sat thinking about this for ages and I cant think of anyone I'd like to be stranded with, boring or what! There are loads of fanciable film stars etc but I think they'd get on my nerves after a day or so, my luxury item would be a years supply of beer.

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wow thanks lettie ,you learn something new everyday,,,,it sounds terrible.