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garinda 26-10-2005 15:22

Rindy's Ark.
 
It's still raining, and I'm building an ark.

What animals should we allow on two by two, and what creatures should we let drown, and face extinction?

Doug 26-10-2005 15:26

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I hope you know what you letting yourself in fore here.

Horses should be allowed on board; I think we should let the Bush family "as in George" go down.

garinda 26-10-2005 15:30

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There will be no rats on board.

fireman 26-10-2005 15:33

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That lets hbc out then !

lettie 26-10-2005 15:36

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I would like to bring a couple of our canine friends on board, but no slugs please (they freak me out)...:)

Mister Whippee 26-10-2005 15:38

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I'd like to bring monkeys on board. They're always good for fun. No chav bull terriers though.

Romps 26-10-2005 15:46

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We should let the owner of the pooch that craps outside my house drown. if I catch them they'll know who I am for sure! oh yes, and all the wasps in the world should drown as well.

you can let the Andrex puppy on board tho!

http://static.userland.com/weblogsCo...om/DogPoo2.jpg

http://www.toonart.co.uk/assets/clip...ipart/wasp.gif

http://www.thereel.net/str/231936/th...9000/29490.jpg

SPUGGIE J 26-10-2005 15:54

Re: Rindy's Ark.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
It's still raining, and I'm building an ark.

What animals should we allow on two by two, and what creatures should we let drown, and face extinction?

Lets leave behind polititions as you dont want rats and replace them with gold fish as they have a better memory and brain.

West Ender 26-10-2005 16:00

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Take 2 of everything except daddy-long-legs. I hate the horrible, spindly things. Ugh!

MUMMIBOO 26-10-2005 16:10

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leave the elephants. Take 2 of them on board and were heading for the bottom.

Dont take flea's.

MUMMIBOO 26-10-2005 16:18

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Do take Goat's could come in handy!

Neil 26-10-2005 16:25

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Rindy as Noah that could be interesting. Who are you talking as your partner to re-populate the world?

Gayle 26-10-2005 16:37

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When Maddie was younger she was given a toy ark. It had lots of little animal shaped holes where you posted the correct animals. I did point out to anyone who was daft enough to listen that it would be the end of the line for lions as both of the two lion shapes had manes.

grannyclaret 26-10-2005 16:48

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as long as theres no fur stealing humans on board ,only animals look good in real fur

WillowTheWhisp 26-10-2005 16:57

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Be careful if you take two rabbits.

garinda 26-10-2005 17:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
Rindy as Noah that could be interesting. Who are you talking as your partner to re-populate the world?

I am actually taking three pairs of you breeders, but Neil I'm afraid you may be have to left to the waters as you're all bred out, you big breeder.;)


Earwigs they're not coming either, even if they are a link to prehistoric times.

grannyclaret 26-10-2005 17:17

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ooh i never thought of that

Less 26-10-2005 17:37

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret
as long as theres no fur stealing humans on board ,only animals look good in real fur

If your talking fashion statement and the rest of the animal goes to waste granny, then I'm 100% behind you, however if as the eskimo's, sorry, not p.c. anymore, Inuits where to use them (higher in the food chain and allowed,I brook no argument in that) and survives pass the plate I'm hungry and does my bum look warm in this?

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_162.gif

Sara 26-10-2005 17:51

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Don't like honey so leave the beas behind.
Can't stand wasps so they can stay along with the black widow spiders.
But how about taking a couple of koala bears.

Doug 26-10-2005 17:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Less
If your talking fashion statement and the rest of the animal goes to waste granny, then I'm 100% behind you, however if as the eskimo's, sorry, not p.c. anymore, Inuits where to use them (higher in the food chain and allowed,I brook no argument in that) and survives pass the plate I'm hungry and does my bum look warm in this?

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Less, don’t you think their will be enough on broad already….Oh Inuits I'm so sorry I thought you said idiots......:)

Neil 26-10-2005 18:54

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Originally Posted by garinda
I am actually taking three pairs of you breeders

You can actually find 6 people who like you :rolleyes:

Doug 26-10-2005 18:56

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Originally Posted by Neil
You can actually find 6 people who like you :rolleyes:

I hope not....................:eek:

JohnW 26-10-2005 19:20

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No bluddy snakes!!!

SpecialPowers 26-10-2005 19:44

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I'm with you Mr Whippee. More monkeys the merrier. Bring on the monkeys

SPUGGIE J 26-10-2005 19:54

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Any particular kind of monkey SP or will you take them all?

SpecialPowers 26-10-2005 20:18

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All of em, all AAAAOOOOgh

ANNE 26-10-2005 20:24

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No Spiders.
Take a couple of Ladybirds.

cashman 26-10-2005 21:43

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who is going to clean up all the animal crap?you noah? leave em all behind pmsl

garinda 26-10-2005 21:44

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The three male breeders lucky enough to come can clean up, I've had little aprons made.

cashman 26-10-2005 21:51

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Originally Posted by garinda
The three male breeders lucky enough to come can clean up, I've had little aprons made.

well i'm not a breeder-bred enough thank you.;)

Doug 26-10-2005 21:55

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Originally Posted by garinda
The three male breeders lucky enough to come can clean up, I've had little aprons made.

Your going to need some little boots an all...............

Tinkerbelle 26-10-2005 22:16

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Yup leave the wasps PLEASEEE!!!! Can we take a couple of gorillas ... just to remind me of a few males I've met in the past ;)

Less 27-10-2005 08:18

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Well It stopped raining, however if I find out who let that dove do it's business on my front window I'll make like an eskimo and skin their bloomin' hides!

Less 27-10-2005 08:19

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Must stop repeating myself!!!!!!!!

garinda 27-10-2005 11:11

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It's the last day of sun. Enjoy it sinners. The rains are forecast to return tomorrow.

All aboard The Pie Lark.:)

Doug 27-10-2005 11:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
It's the last day of sun. Enjoy it sinners. The rains are forecast to return tomorrow.

All aboard The Pie Lark.:)

Don’t put yourself out old son, I’ve just bought myself a boat…………..:p

garinda 27-10-2005 11:27

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Did you see the little boats after Wilma, washed up on top of shopping malls, many miles inland?

Good luck my child.:)

Neil 27-10-2005 11:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
It's the last day of sun. Enjoy it sinners. The rains are forecast to return tomorrow.

All aboard The Pie Lark.:)

Has the big guy upstairs given you some sun to dry the pitch on your ark?

garinda 27-10-2005 11:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
Has the big guy upstairs given you some sun to dry the pitch on your ark?

When did you install cctv in my house?:(

Doug 27-10-2005 11:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
Did you see the little boats after Wilma, washed up on top of shopping malls, many miles inland?

Good luck my child.:)

How convenient is that……..Not only will I save on fuel, I’ll be able to just dive to the shops.

Thank You Father...........:D

Doug 27-10-2005 11:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
When did you install cctv in my house?:(

He didn't, It's was on your webcam and we all saw it. :D

garinda 27-10-2005 11:56

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I think you may have misunderstood my sinful child, the boat was on top of a wrecked mall.

Neil 27-10-2005 11:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
When did you install cctv in my house?:(

A while ago. I am selling the DVD's of your wild parties

garinda 27-10-2005 12:00

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Wild parties?

They weren't swingers, they were 'sawers' I'd arranged to met re: building the Ark.

Doug 27-10-2005 12:01

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Neil
A while ago. I am selling the DVD's of your wild parties

Should that not be "Wet" Parties. :)

Doug 27-10-2005 12:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
Wild parties?

They weren't swingers, they were 'sawers' I'd arranged to met re: building the Ark.

In that case give them a day are two on your holely Ark and they will become swimmers.......:p

Doug 27-10-2005 12:09

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
I think you may have misunderstood my sinful child, the boat was on top of a wrecked mall.

Yes, But what is your point Father? The bloody place will be flooded with bloated bodies everywhere and it will be all your fault for using six gay villagers to build your soggy Ark., all the shops will be wrecked and we’ll all become sinners, sorry, Scroungers are we’d starve to death wouldn’t we.:rolleyes:

pendy 27-10-2005 12:25

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Cats. Definitely. No gerbils - my son got two GUARANTEED MALE gerbils - within three months we had 38 gerbils.
No snakes (pythons or otherwise)
Spiders - yes, we want spiders, they eat flies. (The flies will survive anyway, trust me.)
Horses are useful, we can eat/milk the goats and cows and sheep.
Oh. I think it's stopped raining.

SPUGGIE J 27-10-2005 12:58

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Oh dear if the rains of the ark will be high and dry. Maybe he could sell it to another country with more rain than us. ;)


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