Mr Angry
 

...guess who has the privilege of writing it this week.

Okay, so we may not be able to kill him (just yet), but how can we improve his outlook on life?

Any suggestions on issues to write about in the column (and what to say) are welcome, but be quick. It has to be done in the next hour or two.

cheers,

Vitty

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Chewing gum on pavements, or changing television programme timings to show sport like snooker. You set the video expecting a black clad Anne Robinson on a podium, only to get green beize on a slate bed.:(

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How about the total waist of opportunity lost on the Broadway shambles. If you look at what can be done even on a budget better could have been achieved. Perhaps you might even suggest that large planting beds should be laid out to reduce the area available for the rubbish on the street and to prevent risk of life and limb or further damage to the pavement by obstructing the path of vehicles irrespective of why their there.

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I have to stick to general issues, as opposed to Accrington-specific things.

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Broadway can be put on hold. We should wait for it to be finished, to see how truly horrendous it is with the four spindley conifers in place.

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The length of school holidays, but as soon as term starts parents have to arrange childcare because the school is closed because of 'teacher training days.'

Oh, God, I hate the freakin' column, but I'm turning into him.:(

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Shog Dite!!!!!! This country is drowning in it. There are laws in place to make people clean it up, but they are rarely adhered to. If it gets in the grips of your shoes, it's a beggar to get out. It usually involves sluicing your shoe over the kitchen sink. Sliding tackles by kids playing football on playing fields normally result in clothes covered in it. You could go on and on about shog dite....... You could also call it dog eggs if you like...:D

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Leave snooker alone Rindy, at least snooker is a good game of balls, Anne Robinson is just a load of em!!!

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Next time I come for tea remind me to bring my own plate....:p

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It's not tomorrow's issue that I wrote the column for, it's next weeks.

It's not very controversial...and as informative as possible. Hope you all enjoy

Re: Mr Angry
 

why does the volume on TV blast out when the adverts are on ...?

cant the tv companies manage to keep thier volume output at a constant level

realy annoys me when i turn the tv up to hear it then adverts come on and the volume level jumps up

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Chav they are making sure that you here what they are trying to sell you. They must think that if they deafen you then you will remember what they are trying to sell you. If it aint that then they are just being cruel and have a commission to get more hearing aids sold.

Re: Mr Angry
 

Get yourself a TV with 'smart sound' it turns the volume down when the adverts come on.

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Smart televisions smart chat room smart cookers smart washing machines when will we have smart polititions?