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shakermaker 08-11-2005 00:29

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
The sad, and crazy thing is that under pressure, the last Pope issued a statment, because of many deaths in Catholic countries, saying that condoms could be used but they had to have a hole in the end [not the hole your winky goes in, the other end,] because life is precious.

Life is precious, if you are dieing of it as well.

someone needs to tell the Pope a quote i read by a certain Mr Hendrix
"Once you're dead, you're made for life"


(dont quite fully get it myself but its interpretable)

garinda 08-11-2005 00:30

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE
All this hassle can be avoided with a pack of 3 or 2 if from a pub vending machine.

It could even help with the health of the nation, as I believe they are even available in 'fruit' flavours.;)

shakermaker 08-11-2005 00:31

Re: Condoms.
 
5 pieces of fruit n veg a day.....i believe the phrase 'at it like rabbits' proves quite apt



....doubt they do cabbage flavour, like


...now brussels, that may be a diferent matter

garinda 08-11-2005 00:34

Re: Condoms.
 
Rembering the eighties, you then had all kinds of celebrities on prime time telly, showing how to use condoms properly by putting them on cucumbers!

SPUGGIE J 08-11-2005 00:35

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
It could even help with the health of the nation, as I believe they are even available in 'fruit' flavours.;)

Never tried them but know a lassie who could answer that. Mind you will have to have a will and epitaph ready for when i do.

SPUGGIE J 08-11-2005 00:36

Re: Condoms.
 
No its not a lady of the night just a feisty one I work with.

shakermaker 08-11-2005 00:36

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
Rembering the eighties, you then had all kinds of celebrities on prime time telly, showing how to use condoms properly by putting them on cucumbers!

on prime time telly in the 80's, not even an hours lesson in a state school in 2005.
scary

garinda 08-11-2005 00:39

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shakermaker
on prime time telly in the 80's, not even an hours lesson in a state school in 2005.
scary


Seriously, in the X-Factor slot now they had Johnathon Ross and teams of celebrities, having races to rubber up salad vegetables.

shakermaker 08-11-2005 00:42

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
Seriously, in the X-Factor slot now they had Johnathon Ross and teams of celebrities, having races to rubber up salad vegetables.

its like eurotrash meets its a knockout!!!

SPUGGIE J 08-11-2005 00:45

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda
Seriously, in the X-Factor slot now they had Johnathon Ross and teams of celebrities, having races to rubber up salad vegetables.

What is tv coming to if thats their idea of entertainment since when did veg need safe sex.

garinda 08-11-2005 00:47

Re: Condoms.
 
:) You had to be there.

Tv in the middle years of Thatcher's Britain wasn't that good.

At least they didn't have to face Louis, Sharon and Simon afterwards for comments.

SPUGGIE J 08-11-2005 00:48

Re: Condoms.
 
Theres the answer to the problem behave or face the terrible trio.

shakermaker 08-11-2005 00:49

Re: Condoms.
 
"the way you unwrapped the condom was DISTINCTLY average"

garinda 08-11-2005 00:49

Re: Condoms.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
Theres the answer to the problem behave or face the terrible trio.


:eek: 'It's Chico time' would certainly take on a whole new meaning! :eek:

shakermaker 08-11-2005 00:53

Re: Condoms.
 
but seriously folks....

lets have some suggestions as to how/when the govt. could bring these public info adverts back to the public?
obviously TV is probably the best way to get across to a wide range of people but would the govt. fork out for the advertising fees?


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