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Has anybody taken one out or know of anybody that has. Im thinking of doing so but how do you go about doing it. Do you just ring a funeral home up and ask what the going rate is and what deal you get ;) and how much a month ?
Ta muchly.

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what happens if you finish paying for it but your still alive , do they bury you alive :eek:

try google or ask jeeves

here you go this is one company

http://www.goldenleaves.co.uk/

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Let me know if they do a buy one get one free :-)

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They can stick me on a bonfire when I "move on" as it will be the most useful thing I will have ever done.

Go to the Co-op they do very good deals and you can book and pay in advance!

Well worth a look in!

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the way funeral cost are rising each year it may be a good idea to buy now die later :D

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I think you might be right! Still, the fewer old buggers we have to bother about the better!

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oi my grandmas old :rofl38:

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Old or six feet under?

Or perhaps she has done a Lazarus!

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brb just googleing Lazarus

ok this probably isnt what yur refering to but here goes

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A friend of mine who is a very canny and careful chap financially has booked his and his wifes funeral with Hyndburn Funeral Services on Penny House Lane he tells me they were very helpful and from my own point of view I have always found them to be very special, caring and helpful people.

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Was this set up for those people you could not get out of burning buildings fast enough?

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The way my life polices are set up they pay for the funeral costs so in a way I am paying in advance. This way those loved ones left behind do not have the financial worry of a funeral.

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That seems the most sensible answer to have life insurance that covers funeral costs.

No need for me to worry about funeral costs, my Uncle is a funeral director, I'll get a family discount :D

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as long as you die before him that is tinks ;)

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Jimmi from other threads I know you've got offspring, so stop worrying.

For all those years of cooking, cleaning, mothering, let them worry about it- it's pay back time.

I also know you are younger than me, so by the time we get old, 'we're gonna live for ever'.

Cue music from Fame.:)

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If you're asian you get flown back to pakistan(or wherever)straightaway.Once they are dead there is nothing more they can screw out of us so they might as well go home.

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Let me see if I have got this right. You pay X number of pounds for a number of years to a company who will then bury you when the time comes.

A. Who is stupid enough to offer what is, in effect, an interest free loan? Surely that money would be of more use to family members if it was in a BS account acruing interest?

You pay money into a Funeral Insurance Plan, which will pay out to cover funeral expenses at death.

A. Another interest free loan.
B. There will be Administration Charges too, so you will never get out of it what you pay in.
C. It will probably take months to get the insurance company to pay out and in the meantime your grieving relatives will have to settle the bill with the Undertaker anyway.

Incidentaly, why does a 6ftx3ftx1ft lidded veneered chipboard box cost in excess of £1,000? The phrase "rip-off" occurs to me.

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There really is a big gap in the market for cheap funerals. If people would be brave enough to talk about their funeral wishes to their families when they are still alive, these things could have be already sorted.

Very often relatives of a loved one are blackmailed into choosing an expensive casket, handles, cars etc., to show how much they 'cared' for their dearly departed by the salesperson..... I mean undertaker.

Not in our family. In fact if there was a strong enough recycled cardboard box we'd use that. You may as well just pour the money into the coffin. Money is only useful to the living, unless I'm mistaken and there is an afterlife, in which case I'll be skint, so do please throw me the odd copper down to Hell.:)

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personaly if i was to be cremated i wouldnt even spend money on a coffin because i dont think for one minuite that they burn it woth you

my money says they take you out the coffin , throw a few pallets into the fire with you and resell the coffin to someone else

thats how i would do it anyway :D

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Thanks for your answers. Id be happy with a cardboard box in the back of a rented transit van :D , a quick prayer at the cemetary, a few songs i had chosed and then into the big smokie !

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Well Tinks, I would not worry about it in your case anyway. Lets face it, being so little your box is not likely to cost much anyway!:D

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She already has a shoe box ready I heard.;)

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lol plenty of room for the family hamster as well then :D

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and the alledged parrot. ;)

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I would assume that churches also make a charge for a funeral. I know they charge enough for weddings because it cost me well over £300 and that was 10 years ago. I wouldn't expect funerals to be any different.

I may just donate my body to medical science, well......what's left of it. I don't plan on being in good nick when I go, but I may be a good example of how not to live....:D

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Lettie - Muti enquired about that option, and she was told that they didn't want any more bodies.....they have enough to be going on with.

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My wedding cost £11. 0shillings and 3 pennies or £11.0.3d. RIP OFF EH.

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Mine was too much especially after the drinking session. :(

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Hehehe, I'm not planning on dying for a while so maybe they'll need a specimen when my time comes... I'm very well preserved, thanks to Wolfblass.....:D

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so you won't need much pickling fluid then Lettie.....?

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Totally new meaning to "the Self Preservation Society"

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