Dear Santa.
 

Even though I'm loathed to admit it, because of the snow, it does feel like Christmas is coming.

What have you asked Santa to slip into your stocking this year, that if you are good between now and then, he might bring you?

I've been really hard work this year. I have no idea what I want when people have asked me. I just hope that my anticipated suprises aren't just empty boxes. Normally there are loads of things I'd like.

The only thing I have asked for is Gimme Gimme Gimme series 2 & 3 on DVD. I bought myself the first series the other week, and though I've watched it umpteen times already, it's made me howl the last couple of weeks.

So what's hot or not for you on your Christmas list?

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Oh, moan, groan Me, me, me. When are you going to change? stop being selfish and thinking about you and what you will get! Start thinking about me,

Re: Dear Santa.
 

I have quite no idea what I would like this year, though if last year and the years before are anything to go by then I very much doubt it will be anything worth talking about!

Though since the question is what would I like, then I would have to say a Motorbike, preferably a Royal Endfield or a Triumph.

However, the odds are remote!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

You want what you deserve?

That being the case I suggest you watch your back!

We know where you are!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Less, you had more than a treat on your birthday, when I stopped at your house.

Christmas gifts should be cancelled for you this year in case you get too giddy.


Rindies are for life, not just for birthdays/Christmas, delete were appropriate.

Re: Dear Santa.
 

I think someone has an ego!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Is that like lego?:D

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Very much so...... it is easily knocked down!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

I see, so now we get to the truth of it, I notice that you claim to be based in Lancaster and now the threats start to come out! Can I ask when did the warden give you the key to your cell so you can carry out this threat? Or are you on leave at the moment because of some sort of family miss-hap?
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Re: Dear Santa.
 

I'm more like a Weeble, because Weebles wobble but won't fall down.:)

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Cell? Locked up?

You over estimate the so called authorities!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

I'd love the 'Shameless' series box set, i was absolutely hooked when it was on tele!
cant think of anything else...must do some window shopping!! :D

Re: Dear Santa.
 

You have obviously never dropped one from a great height!

Pardon the expression there!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Keep to the thread.

Chattering = smacked botties from the mods, and no visit from Santa.;)

Re: Dear Santa.
 

hmmmm, smacked botties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I have one of those for Christmas?

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Forget Gimme Gimme Gimme series 2 & 3, I want a wolf for Christmas.:)

Re: Dear Santa.
 

And you underestimate the power of accyweb! I have made enough enemies on here to last several life times, but we all do it without any real cares, thats why we come back again, and again. (if you actually do your porridge like a good little boy you might be made a moderator!).

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Re: Dear Santa.
 

now now less carefull hehe

Re: Dear Santa.
 

That is a good point. I have noticed how easy it is to make enemies. All I need to do to assure myself of that fact is to look at the amount of Bad Karma I have managed to aquire!

Mind you I suppose at somepoint I am going to have to at least live up to my name. Still it could be worse! I could be really really Bad!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

I would like peace and harmony with a bit of sanity thrown in.

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Gimme gimme gimme a wolfie for Christmas!!!!!!!

lmfao

Re: Dear Santa.
 

There's always one goodie, goodie to ruin the fun,

Best singing voice, You can bring Pearl she's a darn nice girl but don't bring Debbie,
You can bring Stan he's a really sweet man but don't bring Debbie,

Debbie is the kind of girl makes your toes and fingers curl,
You can bring Rob he's a fine big kno* but don't bring Debbie,
you can bring Fran she'll take any man but don't bring Debbie,
Debbie is the kind of girl doesn't make the party whirl, she's the type to leave at home gets her rhythm from a metrognome (that's a french underground ticket collector who happens to be physically challenged height wise).

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Sanity! I Can not remember that!

Could you remind me Debs!

Better still, get me some for Christmas!

Re: Dear Santa.
 

well i dont think you will find it on Accyweb ask less

Re: Dear Santa.
 

:eek: Less that made me LOL nut feel sorry for Debbie J as she only trying to get the thread back on track :rolleyes:


hmmmmmmmm what can santa bring me :signbeer: that be a big clue lol :beer58:

Re: Dear Santa.
 

She will be able to apply for one of my exclusive:-

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Re: Dear Santa.
 

My Dear ' I get many requests from young ladies like yourself that are just begging for one, however although I must admit that due to my age the queue of such enthusiastic amateurs isn't the length it used to be I will have to refrain from showing any form of favouritism and ask you to join the back of it!
At my age I have to be careful with the amount I give out these days and although the mind still leads me to give a quick one now and then I find that to maintain the quality of my insults I must distribute them with the utmost of care and with only the minimum of effort,

I thank you in anticipation of the time when we can get together and resolve this unfortunate circumstance, please feel free to use this mild but at the same time sincerely meant 'bog off' until we can get together, i leave you now my pet hopefully in drooling anticipation, your own worst enema Less.
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Re: Dear Santa.
 

LESS I'd be the life and soul of any party, and i don't need alcohol to do it hehe. I have danced on many tables in the past with my blackcurrant & lemonade in my hand never spilling a drop. I dont think i am small in stature at 5ft 7 either. Please bring me to the party but do so at your own risk. :p
Big Bad Wolf I too have forgotten what sanity is but thought it might be good to remember.
I asked for peace and harmony because I'm fed up of trying to please everyone & ending up pleasing no-one least of all myself.
I'll get my coat and slink off quietly;)

Re: Dear Santa.
 

My 15-year old grandaughter has just asked me to e-mail my young son to buy her 'House of a Thousand Corpses' DVD Huh !!! What's that all about then, what happened to 'The Snowman' ??

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Exclusive?

Hundreds of us have them.:)

Re: Dear Santa.
 

I would like michelle marsh and lucy pinder when I get up christmas morning but Im pretty sure im just going to end up with socks and beer :p

Re: Dear Santa.
 

Nice choice but maybe the ladies will serve the beer. ;)

Re: Dear Santa.
 

spug youve just described heaven.......and i like it :D:D:D