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I do work at a holiday camp.....

Julie has always said I don't so much as go to work as turn up to teh holiday camp. Well, I came in yesterday morning to find a large section of teh Foyer sectioned off. So in addition to

Fully subsidised restaurant
On site shop with ironing service/dry cleaning/photo develop/papers/sweets/cards etc
Fully equipped Gym with personal trainers
Aerobics/callenetics/circuits
2 football pitches
rugby pitch
rounders pitch
cricket pitch(and nets)
crown green balls
putting green
croquet green
3 tennis courts
2 squash courts
Sports and Social Bar
on site massage/aromatherapy

We now have (no more than 20 yds from my desk) a STARBUCKS!!!!

Geesh, its a hard life...........


:)

(Or is it the end of the world as I know it????????)

Ian

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how do you manage to drag yourself into work each day?

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Its hard but I make the sacrifice for Julie and Siobhans sake....;)

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With all those added extras how does anyone get any work done.
(a very jealous member).

:worthy: :ohmy8:

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:) nice one entwi- if you gotta do it,thats certainly the way.:)

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Oh no poor you how awful to have to go to work there everyday i guess you always say no to overtime! lol

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God no!

They pay me from leaving home to getting home @ double time plus I can claim the mileage(108) at 45p/mile. Anytime they want me I'm there!

Mind you that is teh downside, 108 miles a day to go to work!

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So, where on earth is this heavenly workplace, I would even consider moving back to Bash for a job like that.

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I work at a site just south of Knutsford. Its owned by Barclays Bank who outsourced me to a global IT shop called Accenture.

If you can be bothered to look on google maps its on teh corner of teh A50 and stocks lane near over peover

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Thank you, obviously I should have known it would be an IT job which, kind of, puts me out of the running. If they have anything going for a boring old accountant let me know, I fit that bill pretty well.;)

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WOW!!! That really sucks.
I don't think I could go to taht kind of work each day. Good luck.

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Gordon Brown needs someone who is good at financial know how. Give him a bell at 11 or is it 10 Downing Street.

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the only way that job could get better is if hooters opened up across the road and maybe a brothel for the single gentleman :D

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ahhhhhh..... hooters..... *droools* I love that place :)

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Did I mention the influx of philipino girls? ;)

Not that I would be interested of course but for all you single gents out there