Christmas email
 

Below is a genuine address so any of you with children that want to send Father Christmas an email nows your chance.
http://www.christmastimeuk.com/father_christmas.php

Below is a sample letter that I have put together in case the little lovelies need help composing a letter:-

Yo, santa,

not that it's any of your business yeah, I've been good enough, my folks single mum 'tasha and her live in hunk, they ain't a full set when it comes to parenting so don't listen to anything they may say. You didn't do the best job last year I checked the prices of my pressies and even if you got my xbox from e-bay at three times the normal rate the total only came to just over £1,000 so maybe you should get off your butt and try harder this year. I know you waste your time getting stuff for other kids (I don't know why you bother they are all selfish and never give me nuttin'), so to save you time this year below you will find the web address for 'toys are wuss', just go on site put all the boy toys into the shopping trolly they will deliver so I won't have to wait up for you on Christmas eve.

Oh, yeah I got a new sister so if you send her a years supply of batteries to go with my new stuff then I'll be able to turn the sound right up and not have to listen to her crying,

Oh, yeah me mam says I gotta be polite so, "hey, fat boy yo is de man catcya next year".

Re: Christmas email
 

i see tony blairs education education education's really coming on ,ahhh the little nippers are starting to use punctuation

Re: Christmas email
 

Out of curiosity I have sent that letter to Father Christmas, will let you know his reply.

Re: Christmas email
 

The answer will be "no presents for you this year." :p

Re: Christmas email
 

I don't think he read it so I'm still in with a chance!

Re: Christmas email
 

Would you mind if i just printed off your letter and changed the names as my children cant write proplerly yet and i cant be bothered!! cheers.

Re: Christmas email
 

Ah, bless!

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Brings a warm glow to mi cockles that does. :)

Re: Christmas email
 

lol... nice one !