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chav1 15-01-2006 16:58
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yesterday while shopping the rain came down and broadway was again a mass of puddles

now i know i shouldnt laugh but my 2 year old learnt the hard way not to run on dodgy workmanship and went belly down into a puddle of water after loosing his footing in the ditch filled with water

should i put a claim in against HBC for the £1.00 spent in poundland on kitchen roll to dry him off ..?

Doug 15-01-2006 17:04
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You pushed him didn't you.............:rolleyes::D

chav1 15-01-2006 17:23
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if you define push as by a size 9 boot into his back then yes i did :D


boy i can see that getting printed off and produced at my next court date for acess to him lol

SPUGGIE J 15-01-2006 17:23
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Get him a set of water skis and sue the council for what you can but considering the financial mess they have the proberly couldnt pay and have lapsed on the insurance premium.

grannyclaret 15-01-2006 22:08
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well we DO live in a claims are us society...

WillowTheWhisp 15-01-2006 22:11
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Just wait until a puddle there freezes over and we get people slipping on it and breaking legs. There'll be some claims going in then.

SPUGGIE J 15-01-2006 22:18
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Then it will be some poor pensioner that slips.

Neil 15-01-2006 22:31
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Just wait until a puddle there freezes over and we get people slipping on it and breaking legs. There'll be some claims going in then.
Should we send the claim to God for making it cold enough to freeze after He made it rain. Or maybe because He decided to make ice slippy in the first place, after all with a bit of forsight He could have made ice grippy.

Is it HBC's fault or the contractor who did not lay the surface correctly I wonder. We have a similar problem with some block paving in Oswaldtwistle near the main door of the Co-Op. It is sinking causing the path to look more like a sand dune. Why? Because the armoured Securicor type truck that fills up the cash machine parks on it.

SPUGGIE J 15-01-2006 22:39
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Falkirk High Street has the same problem with the way it was built then add the section they left as cobbles and even wet the cobbles are slippy no need for ice. The council will not replace the cobbles as it is part of the "caracter" of the area around the steeple. :(

harwood red 15-01-2006 22:39
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It is sinking causing the path to look more like a sand dune. Why? Because the armoured Securicor type truck that fills up the cash machine parks on it.
And how do you know that?? Have you been monitoring securicor's movements for any reason?? ;)

Neil 15-01-2006 22:48
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And how do you know that?? Have you been monitoring securicor's movements for any reason?? ;)

eeerrrrrrrmmm no. honest, not me. (how much to keep you quiet?)

harwood red 15-01-2006 22:51
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eeerrrrrrrmmm no. honest, not me. (how much to keep you quiet?)
Hey, who said I can be bought???


"pm me with the figure you have in mind!!"

chav1 15-01-2006 23:06
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Hey, who said I can be bought???


"pm me with the figure you have in mind!!"
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Neil 15-01-2006 23:17
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She over charged you mate.

http://maddys-treasure.com/images/It...1XmasIOM3x.jpg

harwood red 15-01-2006 23:18
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Now, now boys no picking on me, you wouldn't like me if I got angry :rolleyes:

chav1 15-01-2006 23:24
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i think £5 is pretty reasonable but neil was simply taking the pi$$ :eek:

what was it we were buying again...?

harwood red 15-01-2006 23:25
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now I do hope we are talking about money for my silence here!! :eek:

Neil 15-01-2006 23:27
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now I do hope we are talking about money for my silence here!! :eek:
If only life was that simple, 50p to keep a woman quiet :p

SPUGGIE J 15-01-2006 23:28
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They wouldnt do that now. Or would they? ;)

chav1 15-01-2006 23:28
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now I do hope we are talking about money for my silence here!! :eek:
why what else is on offer...?

harwood red 15-01-2006 23:30
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why what else is on offer...?
Depends whose doing the asking ;)

better be careful now as I could get soooo wicked, lol

Doug 15-01-2006 23:40
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Depends whose doing the asking ;)

better be careful now as I could get soooo wicked, lol
I would never have thought of you being the t’witchy type. 20 bob’s not a lot though, I’d consider putting his windows in………….:D

harwood red 15-01-2006 23:41
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I would never have thought of you being the t’witchy type. 20 bob’s not a lot though, I’d consider putting his windows in………….:D
I wouldn't dream of doing that as it would affect my dear friend romps!!

Doug 15-01-2006 23:43
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I wouldn't dream of doing that as it would affect my dear friend romps!!
Why would doing chav's window's effect Romps.........:confused:

Doug 15-01-2006 23:44
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Whoopssssssss................:D

harwood red 15-01-2006 23:45
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Why would doing chav's window's effect Romps.........:confused:
Oops, sorry thought you were referring to neil!! anyway I think we better get off this thread wander now I really don't want my hand smacked.

Broadway swimming pool is how it started I think

SPUGGIE J 16-01-2006 11:49
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When are the goldfish being introduced on Broadway?

chav1 16-01-2006 13:55
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When are the goldfish being introduced on Broadway?
never becaus they will ckash with the tarmac :rolleyes:

WillowTheWhisp 16-01-2006 14:44
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I know what it is! Hyndborg BC have been reading the AccyWeb thread where the gravel was described as resembling a sandy shore so they've decided to incorporate a small sea for us.

garinda 16-01-2006 14:48
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Perhaps they'll come out of the Town Hall in the summer and give us donkey rides.

Doug 16-01-2006 15:03
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When are the goldfish being introduced on Broadway?
Don’t be daft, they’d drown…………:p

pendy 16-01-2006 17:04
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Donkey rides, Gary - great idea.

Who did you have in mind for the donkey?

garinda 16-01-2006 17:10
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Donkey rides, Gary - great idea.

Who did you have in mind for the donkey?

I couldn't possibly comment.

I do however have a fetching straw hat with a 'P' on the front.

Kiss me quick, ride me slowly.:eek:


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