Gorilla's snatch.
 

It's been reported that police have entered the Celebrity Big Brother house to remove Pete Burn's gorilla coat, after receiving complaints from the public.

If he is found guilty of purchasing/wearing the skin of an endangered animal he faces a prison sentence.

Will he be banged up in Woormwood Scrubs or in Holloway ladies prison?:confused:

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That reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

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Why was she banged up in prison, or covered in fur?:confused:

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Either way it will be a blessing after the BB house.

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:D So the title of the thread & thought, oh no Rindy you haven't!!!!!:)

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He should be locked away anyway.

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Who Rindy?......PMSL.............:D

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ye esp rindy.
hold on, no were meant to be starting our male escort business, he's the main man up north.

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And who is the main man in the south????? :)

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dunno, we haven't got anybody yet, I'm in the midlands

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You might just have to "accost a willing party" try the BB house. :D

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I'd accost that chantel, I'll be her escort free

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After watching BB today i dont care which you throw him/her into,as long as its for good.s/he really let loose on Tracy,i thought it was well out of order.that gorilla wearing ugly he-she needs to be taught a lesson.

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He's a nasty, nasty git.

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Few of them have been little else……Bit like monkey see monkey do...:D

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Only the men.

You're all such b*tches.:p

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its a wonder they didnt mistake pete for a chimp! seen them lips before on the back of a car!

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It turned out not to be gorilla, it was a more common primate. It would still have looked better on the monkey though, than that sad trollop.


What a waste of police time though, he wasn't going to run off with it.

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I wonder whether it's all for effect or whether he is seriously that nasty?

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I don't think it's the cute top end of the chimp that Pete Burns lips can be compared with! ewwwwwwwwwww I really wish I didn't have this picture in my head!!

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I think Pete Burns looks awful and has the personality to match, I used to think he looked ok in the 80's but now he's just a mess.

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OH hell yes he looks a mess ..... but with wit and a vicious tongue like his I ain't questioning his appearance to his face lol!

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Excuse me.........................


I currently look like Mr burns.......NOT the simpsons one, the spin you round one... but my lips have something to do with a lump of 4x4 wood hitting my face and knocking one of my front teeth out :(

Just gonna put some eye make up on and have another compare :)

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Sounds painful Simon!

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No ..... of course your bum doesn't look big in that Simon :eek: :D

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Not as painfull as the fool of a doctor trying too pull what was left of my tooth out..........................(this will be a little uncomfortable.............AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH that was an understatment)

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What did it hit you for?

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The police are asking it but it aint said a word so far ??????????????

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That's awful Si. Your looks were all you had going for you.:mad:

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Hopefully they keep sawing away at it for answers, it will break eventually!

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Very clever tinks :):):):) LOL

Rindy even your mum did not reconize me today....

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Obviously not, she usually tells me when you've broken your diet and wolfed down a couple of paninis.:D

Although I've made fun of your misfortune, nay took glee in it, it's all in jest and I hope you are better soon.:)

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Hell Simon sorry to hear that. :eek:

So I won’t be able to buy you a pint at the ground tomorrow then? :D

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Come on what's the story behind the beating?


Was it the chatroom?;)

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YOU WILL and I have just printed that off to prove it to the bar staff :)

San Miguel mate

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Will you need a straw? :p

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I might spill a bit..... but not ALL ;)

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Just a point, this thread was about an abuse of animal rights.

If you must chat use the chatroom not this thread.

Thank you.

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Sorry uncle rindy :(

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See me in my study, and ask Miss T. Belle to come with you.


;)

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Have you left the gas on unlit again????:D

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Don't don't it Simon, it's a gang bang to the tune of Knock on Wood....:D

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(simon trab's his fleece and runs for the pool, while laughing his teeth out at dougs last post(brains in blackpool????))

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Present Uncle Rindy :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug I call a 4x4 to the gob Abuse don’t you? :(

Only if it went in bull bar first ;)

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Careful Si, there's still no water in, so you'll damage more than your teeth if you jump in starkers.

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PMSL. :D :D :D

So what has Joanne accused you of doing? It must have been bad if she hit you with a lump of wood. :D :D :D

I will visit you later to take a picture to post on here.

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No it wasn't. It was just an attempt at a cheap crack about a Gorilla's genitals. Anyway Simon has many similarities with a Gorilla.

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Leave my in-human strength,long arms and tree climbing ability out of this :(:(

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:eek: I'm glad you cleared that up ...... I thought he was making a genitalia comparison!

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shape or size ????

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Funny that Simes- Joanne said it was just a perfectly well aimed shot!!!!!!! Teach you to call the wife a plank in future!http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/i...cons/icon6.gif

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The truth is out. The 4x4 was an accident but the tooth was originally damaged by a well aimed frying pan :D
Simon - I was thinking more along the lines of, you hang around all day doing nothing useful, scratch you backside in public and have really fat lips.