Mr Angry In 'missing' Shocker
 

Accringtonr's world famous Mr Angry has been swallowed by a big black hole and may never been seen again.

Hyndburn's undisputed favourite character - whose blood just can't stop boiling - was allegedly strolling peacefully through the local council's bank account when he suddenly fell into an unidentified hole and has not been seen nor heard since.

The news has shook the borough, whose residents have been known to camp on Blackburn Road for up to three days in advance of publication just to get their hands on Mr Angry's legendery cheery positive masterpieces.

The council refused to confirm the fall and one spokesman was heard to have said "what big black hole?" when pressed by worried colleagues of Senor Angry.

As they fought off a somewhat ironic media frenzy, Mr Angry's workmates remained tightlipped about what drove him to risk such a dangerous walk through such uneven ground.

But one insider said his much-loved friend was being "pushed out" of the paper to make way for some sort of running column. The rumour is yet to be confirmed.

Though more news is expected at a newsagent near you on Thursday afternoon.

On the other side of town, sobs from distraught forumistas could be heard from deep within Accyweb towers.

Mr Angry was extremely popular on the website, and his probable demise could even spark a boroughwide 'day of honour' in memory of his balanced writing skills.

In a seperate development, the council said it would seek to repair the damage done to the floor of their account "within the next 12 to 15 decades".

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Hi Vitty
Ive emailed you ..... did you get it ?

Chrissie

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:D Maybe he could repair a few foundations while he's down there.

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Good I am glad he has gone, reading his column was like reading certain members posts on here :D

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Is "bollocks" a permissible word?

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Just because you pay to enter seedy East End clubs, that have two women writhing on the same pole, doesn't necessarily make you a mouth piece for gays and lesbians.:D

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Hoo-Bl**dy-ray. I don't think he will be missed for even a nanosecond.
Good Riddance is what I say!

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i like mr angry, his column made me laugh! besides he only saying what people are thinking!!:p

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No Panther.......I must disagree with you there. He was a first class bumhole....and a flatulent one at that. I am Soooooooo glad he has gone.....and I hope the hole he fell down goes all the way to the antipodes......and if he does come back I hope he has to walk all the way.....because by then I will be deceased!

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Doug.... I thought that Hoo-Bl**dy-Ray WAS naughty!

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why you so mean with the man?? if you didnt like the column you should'nt have read it, simple

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Couldn't help it Panther.....it is like when you know someones flies are undone.......you don't WANT to look but your eyes are drawn back to it as if by magic.......and anyway it was the biggest waste of column inches ever.
But Hey, you are entitled to like him if you want.....but for me......No thanks.

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ok then;)...........how do we know it wasnt some whinging woman!! now theres a thought!

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It could very easily have been.....but seeing as this Person labelled the column 'MR Angry' I am quite prepared to take their word for it......anyway i think only a man would stress about the things written about in that column...women are far too busy doing other things.

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I'm surprised the police haven't been knocking on your door Margaret, asking if you knew the whereabouts of Mr Angry. Last seen running away from a certain Mrs Angry Pilkington who's blood was boiling after reading his latest column.

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No Gayle......I can't say my blood has ever boiled, but I won't say that I didn't wish him a particularly nasty end. I think it was th Ossy Mafia that got him in the end!

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Probably, after the Accy Obs had printed all its weekly news about me and PB there was no room for anyone else to squeeze in.

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And to be honest I think calling him a 'Flatulent Bumhole' was a bit of a compliment.

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What I really meant to say was 'a useless, flatulent bumhole'.

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Don't mince words Margaret, tell us what you really think! lol

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Well Gayle, Doug gave me permission....so I did.

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Me too Panther ... all tongue in cheek stuff anyway and not to be taken too seriously.
Thought of replacement by a reporter writing about her training up to April on the London Marathon sounds a big yawn to me.
Lady at work did this (don't get me wrong did admire her) but tales of pulled muscles, dodging the traffic, treading through the snow, sleep patterns, better times per mile zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz falling asleep just thinking about it. Will try and reserve judgement, will try, will try zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Suppose you can do better then? Go for it! If you can!!

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I wonder if there is any correlation between the fact that Mr Angry is leaving and so is our good friend Vitty?

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Course Gayle, but didn't actually realise until the end. Vitty was leaving anyway for new horizons (best of luck Vitty) .. so all good fun at the end of the day. Still don't find a lead up to the London Marathon terribly exciting .. why don't they bring back your column ?? At least never knew what was coming next. Don't also find your diet marathon in the same category .. something close to all our hearts. This is one too many though .. smoking cessation, eating cessation and now lack of exercise cessation. All for good causes I know, but Observer now in danger of becoming a charity raising paper !

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gordon bennet vitty some of your readers are slow.

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:confused: I think Vitty mentioned before that in fact the Mr Angry column was done on a rota. When it was his turn, he gave us a clue as to what was going to make his blood boil that week, I seem to remember.

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thats what i was thinking...I think they are one of the same person....:eek:

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Rindy you shouldnt smoke infront of the corgies, it's bad for their health.

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I knew that but I was just making a joke - apparently my sense of humour is not obvious so I may start putting the word JOKE behind everything I say that shouldn't be taken seriously from now on! JOKE!

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Gayle my post was in answer to Mad Hatter, who seemed to think Vitty was the much lamented Mr Angry. [Joke.];)

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Sorry, AGAIN, thought you were talking about my post because yours followed shortly after and because I was jokingly making the connection between Vitty and Mr Angry.

Note to self - shut up sometimes! :)

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Why only sometimes [joke]









Sorry I could not resist. :D

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Because the rest of the time I'm perfect!

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Gayle, nice to hear you on the Radio tonight.............

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...........your a women, what else...:D

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Oh, was I on? Chris said he only heard Linda's bit.

We were talking about the Burnley, you know what.

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And your point is???????

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Yes and with the utmost respect it should stay there........I wish you luck Gayle but please not here.........please....:o

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Are you angry, does your blood boil at the thought of a man taking the pee...........Does it, madam does it.......:D :D :D

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bet mr angry loves the burnley you know what

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I don't want to get into another row about the same subject, goodness knows how many times we've been round and round it.

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round and round what

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the Burnley 'you know what' - or possibly in your case the 'you don't know what'

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i don't know what, is it another of these panopticon things

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Yes, Mad, and I'm the one taking all the rap for them over in Hyndburn because I support the project.

Although, I will point out something.

Ironically, if I was elected in May I would have to declare an interest in the Panopticon so wouldn't be able to vote on the subject.

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