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You'll never get to see it, but what would you want yours to be, what do you want, where, who. Something extravagant or a cardboard box in a transit van with no one there.

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I don't want to think about it at all - I've told Chris to surprise me!

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One way of looking at it I suppose

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Id like to be buried wearing my FC United shirt,and instead of wearing black, all guests should wear one to.Those who dont want to or havent got one should just wear their colours,red,white & black.:)

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I want a horse drawn glass carriage to the church, from the church, i want a jazz band and party:not_ripe: all round the main streets, then to cemetary. All ending back up at the town square infront of the church for a big tea party on the square. Free drinks and street :Banane25: party :Banane25: all evening for the whole town. The town streets would of course be decked out with bunting and party lights.

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I too want a jazz band, and no-one wearing black. Also on my headstone i want the classic saying 'See i told you i were ill.'

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In want to be frozen not bothered if they dont bring me back just dont want my body to be rotted or burnt. Ewww the thought of it.

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I don't much care what they do with my "remains" but I want no stiff upper lips. They'd just better weep and wail and gnash their teeth, tear their hair out, say what a wonderful woman I was and cry their bl**dy eyes out 'cause they'll miss me so much.

If they don't, I shall come back and haunt them. :mad:

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im not really bothered what happens to me, as long as no one wears black and everyone misses me thats all i want! i wouldnt mind if my headstone was a tree or something thats good for the environment. i dont see the point in spending soo much money on funerals? to me its dead money!! (no pun intended but it is good for me :D )

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I am no fan of funerals and mine would be one of the few I cannot avoid so it would have to be enviromently friendly.

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I would hate the thought of everyone dressed in black. But I reckon the irish have it right with their wake. I do want to be buried, hopefully after all my organs have been used for organ donation. But I suppose that limits me in how many ways I can die!!!! ;)

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Cant beat an Irish wake. Its like a birthday party and is a celibration not a comisaration session. Being all in black is not as popular and I went to my last funeral in jeans, a jumper and no tie. Also had a good drink to send her off.

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I don't really care, as hopefully I won't be there.

I would like to do my own eulogy though, via a pre-recorded link, and have the pleasure of getting the last word in.:)

I'd also like to think that all the people who were looking forward to dancing on my grave will be disappointed to hear that I'd been scattered up on Ossy moors.:)

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if you wake up in a coffin and find a note attatched to the inside of the lid saying surprise dont say you didnt ask for it :D

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I want people to celebrate & have fun at my funeral, a karaoke or disco perhaps. people talking about the daft things I've said and done. I also want to be burnt and my ashes spread over the coppice. After all I will be in a better place while they are stuck here. (I hope)

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Dusty Springfields funeral was like that...very moving..

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i want spreading on the compost heap in a beautiful garden then i could help the flowers grow!!!!!

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i want to be buried in waterproofs and have earplugs fitted as i dare say there will be a large que of people waiting to either dance or pee on my grave :)

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Neil wouldn't do that would he??? ;)

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Why not try this:
Holland launches Fun Burials:http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...ies.eccentrics

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SOD THAT FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS:confused: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Family have been informed, stiffly. First, all that may be useful to someone else must be removed, then, I do not want a religious service. I don't really want a funeral as such. I want to be cremated and my ashes skattered somewhere green and beautiful by those that love me (there are some). No cemetry for me.

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I'd like to keep things really simple, a cardboard box would do. I would like to have a few good songs (no hymns)... A party afterwards and a celebration of my life. I'd prefer people not to be miserable and to dress smartly, but not in black. I have yet to decide where I'd like to be scattered, Lake Wakatipu in Queenstown NZ is an option and would give someone the chance of a good holiday....:D

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Bikers shorts LA Lakers vest bright red socks bright green gutties. That colourful enough?

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My organs are to be donated then the rest can be disposed of in any old way.
I wont be there so who cares?
I want everyone to dress as they please.
Some nice Elvis Ballads an some Beatles are to be played. Then everyone can celibrate my life.
No long faces and tears. Unless they are tears of laughter.

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I dont want to be cremated. Anything else would be fine. Just have a big party and get drunk and have a good time thats what i want.

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i want to be cremated!! dont fancy led in ground just to be dug up about 100 years later or have a motorway or houses built over me and my gravestone been kicked over cuz nobody knows me any more, i want to be in a pot on the mantelpiece, and i want everyone to wear white! cuz i like to be different, and white is heavenly!!

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I keep telling my hubby if he goes first I am having his ashes made into an egg timer, I will get him to help in the kitchen one way or another....seriously I want a green funeral.(Enviromentally friendly)

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Did you know you can get cardboard coffins these days?

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it would have to be VERY strong cardboard to hold me....

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I'm going to be cremated and my ashes scattered on Pendle. Then I want everybody to have a huge party, loads of booze and grub, and for my children to say "Wouldn't Ma have enjoyed this!!"

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I'm being cremated and as I'm a miserable so and so I couldn't give a fig what any attendees do, wear, eat, drink, arrive in, depart in or owt :mad:

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Still think burried under a tree is best Preferably an Oak that could be their for 100's of years. At least it will get a good meal out of me. :D

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It's in my Will that I want the cheapest funeral possible. Anything that gets spent on it, gets spent on food and drink for those who are going to enjoy it. So, cardboard coffin please (can't get cremated in a bin liner, apparently, it melts over the flames!). If my lot give me an expensive funeral, I will certainly haunt them.