Bonking For The Taxman
 

well you all read the telegraph tonight!This is extortion i didnt have a clue that there is 17.5% tax on durex :eek: thought it was silly talk when nattering in the pub and someone would come up with the quip they will be taxing us for sex next!page 16 of the paper and R.C jack straw is jubilent that they are going to cut the tax on condoms!awww my fairy aunt....thank god i have been bare back for all these years:D now uncle moby has had his throat cut dont need them anymore anyway:p but for the people that do use em its a stealth tax on your nights of passion,what you could do is give me all your reciepts and i will claim back the vat on them and we could drink to a good screw from the taxman....lmao

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I'm obviously saving tax.:)

I've had the same packet of three I packed in my bag when I left for London in 1986.:(

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i thought tampax came in tens...?

not saying your a ( insert rude word of your own choice here ) or anthing ;)

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Are they cutting the tax in order to try and cut teenage prenencies???

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If your humour was taxed you'd be bankrupt.:D

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now i understand why my friend who has his own buisness was screaming about forgeting to do his F ing taxes :rolleyes:

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm me thinks rinda best check best by date LOL

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...er, hello? 'Uncle moby'??!!

Do guys normally name their bits?

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wow you were that busy you had to go to two seperate sources :eek:

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Would that mean i was highly taxable:rolleyes:

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Although I'm not a Telegraph reader and haven't read the article, I have to say that it's high time that the Government cut tax on condoms. It is far more likely to be as a result of the spiralling STI rates in this country than the teenage pregnancy rates, but it could have a positive effect on both.:D

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He passed his best before date a few years ago. It is all downhill for him now.

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No objection to this; my main gripe is that women have long been taxed on their sanitary protection for years, which is a necessity ... you men, stop whinging :p

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I ain't whinging about anything. I can't see 'owt wrong with 17.5% VAT on a packet of dunkies, which by my reckoning works out at about 5p per rubber, unless of course you're going for the premium rib-tickling A-B special chocalate gateaux flavour. You only have to pop round to your local quack and you get 'em free anyway.

But if they were to reduce the tax on this lot, then where would it go? I'll tell you where - on beer and fags! We are already taxed to the hilt on this; but as a lifestyle tax I have the option of paying or not paying. I choose to do the former.

What I object to where those taxes are spent and at the moment far to much is spent on lifestyle susidies on others. Only last week I read that the cost of an epidural for a woman at childbirth is 500 quid. Yep...thats right, FIVE HUNDRED QUID! If a woman wishes to get involved in this child-birth monkey-business, then that is her choice (although I know it keeps Lettie happy in cider money) but I object to my hard earned beer and fag money being wasted on this nonsense. If women want kids then let 'em put up with a bit of discomfort or else join a christmas club and save enough up to pay for the 'painkiller' themselves.

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TEALEAF it takes two to tango in fact it would be great if the men could have the babies give them some pain I mean real pain not a pathetic headache or bad back,both my girls where delivered with out an epidural,why should women suffer if they dont want to.:nono8:

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Mands get a big bag of spuds and some vaseline, and I'll get Tealeaf in the stirrups.

We'll see how much pain he can take.:D

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I will hold you to that can`t wait for next meet up lol :rofl38:

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Thats a bit cruel. :eek:

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Hehehe.........Leave my cider money out of this...

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Well said! - you can choose whether to buy/use condoms. Women don't have much of a choice when it comes to periods. I do object to sanitary protection being classed as "non-essential". I suppose we could all stay home one week a month for most of our lives ..............

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We have an old book printed in the nineteenth century, it's a guide to women's and family health, and shows the useful things women used to do with napkins.

They also make an intersting talking point if set on the dinner table.:p

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Thing is here Tealeaf, if they decide not to get involved in this 'nonsense', then going to cost you more in protection and more whinging. 'Aint life complicated.:rolleyes: